Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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AlexRS2782

8,056 posts

214 months

Thursday 3rd July 2014
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DFS banghead I don't think I need to say any more tbh laugh

Ian974

2,949 posts

200 months

Sunday 6th July 2014
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Low cost holidays seem to want to convince me to stay at home for some reason
"Don't get high cost sand in your bits, get low cost sand in your bits"
Erm... No. Just no.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

174 months

Sunday 6th July 2014
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fking Dawn French and Churchill, make me want to kill something slowly.

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Sunday 6th July 2014
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berlintaxi said:
fking Dawn French and Churchill, make me want to kill something slowly.
Oh yesss.

smile

hidetheelephants

24,657 posts

194 months

Monday 7th July 2014
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Bring back Vic Reeves; at least he used to be funny. The chocolate orange muncher wasn't even funny in the 80s.

droopsnoot

12,023 posts

243 months

Monday 7th July 2014
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The new Three "We're sorry" advert. As if the tv version isn't annoying enough, it's now a full page ad in the paper.

FiF

44,224 posts

252 months

Tuesday 8th July 2014
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The one where some bloke accosts people during a train journey and tries to sell them gold coins or a magazine about buying gold coinss or something about gold. You can see it held my attention.

On the other hand I may be simply getting confused over my desire to put the smarmy moustachioed tt into the people you want to punch in the face thread.

aka_kerrly

12,423 posts

211 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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Nissan Juke "Urban Thrill Ride" advert.

God it annoys me so much that Nissan can make an advert showing that the Juke is a car for wizzing around the city jumping, doing handbrake turns (or at least very sharp turns) which we are meant to believe shows how exciting and agile the car is.....


So why the fk is it not banned the same way Jaguar's adverts were for supposedly promoting speed as part of enthusiastic driving?!

I don't want idiots in their Jukes thinking that they can race around multi story car parks or worse still thinking their car has any sporting characteristics.

JonRB

74,784 posts

273 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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I was particularly annoyed yesterday by an advert for an Acne remedy.

Claims to "eliminate spots even before they appear". So, what you actually mean is "prevents spots" then?

(Ok, maybe I'm being picky but it just annoyed me a little. That's all)

Silverbullet767

10,715 posts

207 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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aka_kerrly said:
Nissan Juke "Urban Thrill Ride" advert.

God it annoys me so much that Nissan can make an advert showing that the Juke is a car for wizzing around the city jumping, doing handbrake turns (or at least very sharp turns) which we are meant to believe shows how exciting and agile the car is.....


So why the fk is it not banned the same way Jaguar's adverts were for supposedly promoting speed as part of enthusiastic driving?!

I don't want idiots in their Jukes thinking that they can race around multi story car parks or worse still thinking their car has any sporting characteristics.
Yes! That annoys the st out of me. It's the same with the old corsa ad with the coloured smoke, flying about the city, but it's OK because they're cute little corsas.

Meanwhile we have to watch an ad promoting a car that's actually interesting to see it going 4mph not advertising any of it's potential.

JonRB

74,784 posts

273 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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Silverbullet767 said:
Yes! That annoys the st out of me. It's the same with the old corsa ad with the coloured smoke, flying about the city, but it's OK because they're cute little corsas.

Meanwhile we have to watch an ad promoting a car that's actually interesting to see it going 4mph not advertising any of it's potential.
Having said that, Audi completely knocked this one out the ballpark. One of the best car adverts in recent years and broke none of these rules. smile

http://youtu.be/lpB1yR9Sz9Y

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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Toyota Aygo - Go Fun Yourself. Why do I keep hearing "Go fk yourself"?

kowalski655

14,686 posts

144 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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I suspect it may be the ideasmile

Magog

2,652 posts

190 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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That Planet of the Apes advert just now at half time... I've already submitted my complaint to the ASA

DervVW

2,223 posts

140 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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Magog said:
That Planet of the Apes advert just now at half time... I've already submitted my complaint to the ASA
Didnt see it, what happened??

Magog

2,652 posts

190 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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DervVW said:
Didnt see it, what happened??
Basically a gorilla with an automatic weapon unexpectedly killing someone. I'm not usually part of the Mary Whitehouse brigade, but it seemed a bit off to have an advert where someone gets violently killed in the half time of a World Cup semi final when there are going to be loads of children watching. It was an advert clearly designed to shock.

bingybongy

3,880 posts

147 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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Magog said:
That Planet of the Apes advert just now at half time... I've already submitted my complaint to the ASA
Why?

FatSumo

15,077 posts

170 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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paul99 said:
That Estrella ad with the crappy repetitive 'fantasticaaahh bababababa' music really gets on my tits.
Hate that advert too, mostly because it fails to advertise the product. I thought it was some bizarre tourism advert for Barcelona to start with hehe

DervVW

2,223 posts

140 months

Wednesday 9th July 2014
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Magog said:
DervVW said:
Didnt see it, what happened??
Basically a gorilla with an automatic weapon unexpectedly killing someone. I'm not usually part of the Mary Whitehouse brigade, but it seemed a bit off to have an advert where someone gets violently killed in the half time of a World Cup semi final when there are going to be loads of children watching. It was an advert clearly designed to shock.
Gun culture... crazy what they fit in now

DavePieman

1,194 posts

146 months

Thursday 10th July 2014
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GTIR said:
It's worse than the similar advert where a "child" is asking how long 60mins is. shoot

fk off!
I always think the next line should be "then you'd have to average 62mph, which you have fk all chance of doing on a French autoroute at this time of year" or something similar.

This has probably already been mentioned, but the goddamn fking Confused one with the robot. Vaguely amusing the first time I saw it but now it seems to be on during every fking ad break on every fking channel!

(edit) Also, some tool company (no idea what they're called) has done a singing ad to the tune of Agadoo. I nearly kicked the TV in for real when I first saw that one!

Edited by DavePieman on Thursday 10th July 00:49

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