Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Morningside]

berlintaxi said:

GTIR said:

berlintaxi said:

Have we had this gem yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profil...

What I would give for an AK 47 and time in that village.

I've not clicked on the link but can I assume it's the go compare advert?

Worse, some ambulance chasing solicitors.

I agree with the feedback given on YouTube. I'm amazed that they have not deleted it!

[Beati Dogu]

Yuck. So many advertising clichés. Even the 'advert double take'.

[AlexRS2782]

The 2 "Talk To Google" adverts that started up yesterday, particularly the one with the idiot attempting to make a cake.

[Amirhussain]

Ian974 said:

Saw it the other week. Can't remember what brand it was for but it was shaving cream I assume. All I remember was a guy had just put shaving cream all over his face and a woman sneaks up behind him with a cutthroat razor, reaches round his neck and... starts shaving his face. Who on earth would ever do that and think its a good idea!?
"Buy our shaving foam and maniac women will set about your jugular with razorblades"

Nivea. The one with the fat tosser smashes the Porsche with the bulldozer.

[Silverbullet767]

Amirhussain said:

Ian974 said:

Saw it the other week. Can't remember what brand it was for but it was shaving cream I assume. All I remember was a guy had just put shaving cream all over his face and a woman sneaks up behind him with a cutthroat razor, reaches round his neck and... starts shaving his face. Who on earth would ever do that and think its a good idea!?
"Buy our shaving foam and maniac women will set about your jugular with razorblades"

Nivea. The one with the fat tosser smashes the Porsche with the bulldozer.

HATE that advert. makes me wince when I see the cut throat razor part. And this fking face makes me want to kick bunnies.




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[illmonkey]

"10,000, no 9,000 miles a year"
...
"£200....saving on your car insurance"

s. And the face he pulls at the end when using the gun, oh my god. I think I've since seen an edited version where it's removed. good.

[rj1986]

illmonkey said:

"10,000, no 9,000 miles a year"
...
"£200....saving on your car insurance"

s. And the face he pulls at the end when using the gun, oh my god. I think I've since seen an edited version where it's removed. good.

Why would you go to a garage to get car insurance in the first place?

[AlexRS2782]

Johnnytheboy said:

motco said:

lacrimoniousfin said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Also, the annoying voice of the girl on the Trivago adverts. Note the last letter is an 'o', pronounced 'o'.

Or as she would put it, "Hotels? Trivagey."

This is how a lot of people now speak. It comes from trying to smile the whole time.

"Hellay. How are yee?"

"Gid"

Oh God yes! The dreaded 'E' sounded 'O'. The London Underground, reported by a travel news bimbette is pronounced "The Cheeb"

Edited by motco on Thursday 10th July 22:39

Cheeb. Oh good God.

Similarly the new Tesco Mobile advert where the narrator advises people to visit their local Tesco Phone Shop. Only he actually advises people to go to the Tesco Fun shop, due to the pronunciation

[hidetheelephants]

Rachel Riley advertising something to do with teeth; obviously doing mental arithmetic and putting letters on a board isn't remunerative enough.

[Balmoral]

This is Feel, Feel feels epic.

I like the ad, but Feel is a stupid name.

[The Hypno-Toad]

hidetheelephants said:

Rachel Riley advertising something to do with teeth; obviously doing mental arithmetic and putting letters on a board isn't remunerative enough.

Agreed. There is only one product she should be allowed to advertise.

She should be the new Flake girl. Hopefully in time for when they re-issue the white chocolate version....

[kowalski655]

Or the new face (& body) of Ann Summers

[Johnnytheboy]

Maybe one of those 'glimpse of side-boob' ladies advertising some kind of shower gel?

[JonRB]

The Apple one that was mentioned earlier, with the screaming kids and parents using their iThings to teach them things like brushing their teeth...

It's got to the point I have to change channels when it comes on. I hate it that much.

(Edit: Apparently the advert is called "parenthood")

Edited by JonRB on Saturday 26th July 12:23

[Amirhussain]

The Churchill ad with that fat hoe.

[Amirhussain]

And the Sky Sports advert with Beckham.

[Amirhussain]

And the oak furniture land one.

[GloverMart]

The BGO adverts with that really unfunny midget. I can't even understand what he is saying!

[Bullett]

The microsoft phone one.

He looks like a 'creative' I know, you know and MS know he'd have an Iphone.

[stewy68]

Amirhussain said:

And the oak furniture land one.

If ever an advert warranted the hope for an organisation's insolvency, this is it...