Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.
Discussion
JonRB said:
boobles said:
Amirhussain said:
And the oak furniture land one.
Is this the one where the annoying little twurp says "gold for the price of silver" ?(badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom)
El Guapo said:
The Vauxhall Mokka ad with the bearded chap. "Don't blend in" is the strapline. Hmm, driving a crappy little Vauxhall people carrier will identify you as a free-spirited maverick, will it? Bunch of arse.
On the assumption he's under 60, driving a car like that will certainly make him unusual. The new Nissan X-Trail advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjmTkTwTkNQ
Bloke comes home and sees a scrote nicking his bicycle from the garage, then proceeds to chase after him through the city and into the mountains. Bloke corners scrote after parachute landing, only to see its himself. The Nissan tagline of "X-Trail - Keep up with your true self" just made me whince with thinking WTF does any of this have to do with the car?
A bloke hallucinates a thief then races through the city to chase him. Right, that's going to inspire me to buy the car.
Also the Japanese car advert, might be for a new Toyota, where the driver is disguised as the seat, and drives up to some drive-thru food place. I assumed this disguise is on the options list? If not, why is it in the advert?
Car adverts are getting like perfume adverts these days - utter nonsensical nonsense.
Bloke comes home and sees a scrote nicking his bicycle from the garage, then proceeds to chase after him through the city and into the mountains. Bloke corners scrote after parachute landing, only to see its himself. The Nissan tagline of "X-Trail - Keep up with your true self" just made me whince with thinking WTF does any of this have to do with the car?
A bloke hallucinates a thief then races through the city to chase him. Right, that's going to inspire me to buy the car.
Also the Japanese car advert, might be for a new Toyota, where the driver is disguised as the seat, and drives up to some drive-thru food place. I assumed this disguise is on the options list? If not, why is it in the advert?
Car adverts are getting like perfume adverts these days - utter nonsensical nonsense.
JonRB said:
The Apple one that was mentioned earlier, with the screaming kids and parents using their iThings to teach them things like brushing their teeth...
It's got to the point I have to change channels when it comes on. I hate it that much.
(Edit: Apparently the advert is called "parenthood")
Despise apple's advertising (shame as they make good kit). It is all so self congratulatory. It's got to the point I have to change channels when it comes on. I hate it that much.
(Edit: Apparently the advert is called "parenthood")
Edited by JonRB on Saturday 26th July 12:23
'Remember how you were a s
t parent before you had an iphone' - 'go on, teach your kids how to brush their teeth without that little video...I bet you can't' Thank f
k for apple is all I can say...all those poor toothless children who never knew about dental care until about 7 years ago. Tragic. 
Anyone seen that advert for some American shampoo brand that features Christiano playing football with bits of dandruff in a giant pinball machine? Yes it's as terrible as it sounds. If you thought Joe Hart's effort for Head and Shoulders was bad you are in for a treat! In fact most adverts involving footballers are pretty dire.
Silverbullet767 said:
FourWheelDrift said:
Every mobile game advert from King that gets repeated every advert break that they have to call a fking Saga.
There's a new bubble witch in town....king Saga.t
tking ordeal. ps off!And I am sure the concept of that game is a rip-off from another in the mid 1990s.
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