Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Morningside]

fathomfive said:

Barclays Digital Eagles 'Walking Football'.

Why would I goto a bank to learn about putting stuff online? Shall I find my nearest computer store and ask them about mortgages?

Most odd.

[fathomfive]

Morningside said:

Why would I goto a bank to learn about putting stuff online? Shall I find my nearest computer store and ask them about mortgages?

Most odd.

I'd love to know what the other shortlisted ideas were which lost out to this rabid dross.

[kowalski655]

Its so they can teach OAPs how to go online,and then close all their branches as they will not be needed by the coffin dodgers

[CooperD]

I agree about the Barclays Bank ad. Anyway walking football was invented by the Norwich City defence last season not a bunch of over 50's.

[Amirhussain]

Oak furniture land advert, wish somebody would slap that prick!!!!

[Blown2CV]

Amirhussain said:

Oak furniture land advert, wish somebody would slap that prick!!!!

the knocking fetishist?

[fathomfive]

Muller yoghurts insistence on fabricating scenarios whereby Nicole Shirtswinger gets white mess on her face.

I can fabricate my own scenarios for that, thankyou

[AlexRS2782]

The "40 years of McDonalds in the UK" adverts

1st one - family just moved to a new house but the fridge they moved with is empty (well what a surprise that is) so dad & the kids stop moving their stuff so they can drive to McDonalds, get a few happy meals, and bring them home to to eat with mum, who was left sorting the house move out, even though by this time they're clearly going to be cold

2nd one - newly passed teen driver in a Ford Ka loaded up with his mates that he's taken to the "drive thru". Gets distracted / turned on by the girl serving him, so he lurches the car forwards in gear nearly hitting the car in front, so reverses the car back to the kiosk. Then when attempting to pay for / procure the food, and probably trying to hide his erection, leaves the car in gear again so this time it lurches back nearly hitting the van behind. But don't worry it's all good fun because he's just passed his "drive thru" test, shortly after passing his "driving" test

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Tuesday 9th September 00:51

[Amirhussain]

Blown2CV said:

Amirhussain said:

Oak furniture land advert, wish somebody would slap that prick!!!!

the knocking fetishist?

Yeah

[DervVW]

AlexRS2782 said:

The "40 years of McDonalds in the UK" adverts

1st one - family just moved to a new house but the fridge they moved with is empty (well what a surprise that is) so dad & the kids stop moving their stuff so they can drive to McDonalds, get a few happy meals, and bring them home to to eat with mum, who was left sorting the house move out, even though by this time they're clearly going to be cold

2nd one - newly passed teen driver in a Ford Ka loaded up with his mates that he's taken to the "drive thru". Gets distracted / turned on by the girl serving him, so he lurches the car forwards in gear nearly hitting the car in front, so reverses the car back to the kiosk. Then when attempting to pay for / procure the food, and probably trying to hide his erection, leaves the car in gear again so this time it lurches back nearly hitting the van behind. But don't worry it's all good fun because he's just passed his "drive thru" test, shortly after passing his "driving" test

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Tuesday 9th September 00:51

liked the drive thru one

[bingybongy]

Not an advert, a BBC trail.
This fking fker.

Everybody Hurts - EastEnders Autumn 2014: Full-le…: http://youtu.be/k_AF49aiBSg

Plus I would like to nominate the that dreamt it up for

The person you would never get tired of punching in the face thread.

[Lost soul]

fathomfive said:

Muller yoghurts insistence on fabricating scenarios whereby Nicole Shirtswinger gets white mess on her face.

I can fabricate my own scenarios for that, thankyou

And did you notice in the latest add its CGI'ed spunk on her face

[Mr SFJ]

bingybongy said:

Not an advert, a BBC trail.
This fking fker.

Everybody Hurts - EastEnders Autumn 2014: Full-le…: http://youtu.be/k_AF49aiBSg

Plus I would like to nominate the that dreamt it up for

The person you would never get tired of punching in the face thread.

It's exactly that as to why I stopped watching it! Every year somebody is born or somebody gets murdered. It's stupid!

[RemyMartin]

DervVW said:

AlexRS2782 said:

The "40 years of McDonalds in the UK" adverts

1st one - family just moved to a new house but the fridge they moved with is empty (well what a surprise that is) so dad & the kids stop moving their stuff so they can drive to McDonalds, get a few happy meals, and bring them home to to eat with mum, who was left sorting the house move out, even though by this time they're clearly going to be cold

2nd one - newly passed teen driver in a Ford Ka loaded up with his mates that he's taken to the "drive thru". Gets distracted / turned on by the girl serving him, so he lurches the car forwards in gear nearly hitting the car in front, so reverses the car back to the kiosk. Then when attempting to pay for / procure the food, and probably trying to hide his erection, leaves the car in gear again so this time it lurches back nearly hitting the van behind. But don't worry it's all good fun because he's just passed his "drive thru" test, shortly after passing his "driving" test

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Tuesday 9th September 00:51

liked the drive thru one

fking despise the drive thru(sic) advert.

[fathomfive]

Amy Sedaris.

Laundry expert.

[hidetheelephants]

fathomfive said:

Direct Line Pulp Fiction Winston Wolf Squalid bks.

Has Keitel received a tax demand or had an expensive divorce? This is really scraping the barrel.

[JonRB]

hidetheelephants said:

fathomfive said:

Direct Line Pulp Fiction Winston Wolf Squalid bks.

Has Keitel received a tax demand or had an expensive divorce? This is really scraping the barrel.

The worst thing is a Toyoaburu GT-86 with a V8 rumble.

[DervVW]

hidetheelephants said:

fathomfive said:

Direct Line Pulp Fiction Winston Wolf Squalid bks.

Has Keitel received a tax demand or had an expensive divorce? This is really scraping the barrel.

rubbish... whats going on with these adverts? Snoop Dogg was at it too>!

[fathomfive]

hidetheelephants said:

Has Keitel received a tax demand or had an expensive divorce? This is really scraping the barrel.

They could at least have had Christopher Walken recounting how he hid his friends insurance policy up his arse in a Vietcong prison or something.

[GTIR]

fathomfive said:

Amy Sedaris.

Laundry expert.

I'd imagine it's a US centric advert as she (Sedaris) is a well known comedian over there. I guess the manufacturers figured it'd work over here on a different level.