Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Mcphisto]

Antony Moxey said:

226bhp said:

Dennis99 said:

Yes and come on Bonio, you're 54, time to drop the wrap-arounds everywhere!

He's got Glaucoma.

So's my dad. He doesn't wear sunglasses 24hrs a day, nor has he ever been advised to.

So he's your dad and not Bono, they don't share the same eyes, there are varying degrees of the illness falling into two catogories i believe. Not everyone with the same illness has the same symptoms.

[lbc]

Money Supermarket are the most annoying ads for me.

Stupid elephant and invisible car. Hate it!

[Lost soul]

Blown2CV said:

Virgin trains ad where everyone gets off the train like they've just been handed a winning lottery ticket. Stepping off the 0622 to Euston is like everyone has just been told they have AIDS, on a note written in dogst, and that they can't even have the week off from their desk jockey job at the paper company.

[arfur sleep]

Fox's biscuits.

A) It's a CGI panda talking about biscuits.
B) It's a CGI panda talking like a murderous "Noi Jersoi" Mafioso boss about biscuits...sorry "bis-quits"
C) It's not funny.
D) The woman at the end is supposedly attracted to a panda.

Shove the 'bis-quits' up your fking furry ring piece you st eyed piece of wk CGI.

[Funkycoldribena]

Think I've just seen David Beckham advertising a single malt perfume.

[Blown2CV]

Funkycoldribena said:

Think I've just seen David Beckham advertising a single malt perfume.

you have indeed. Cringe.



a thing i love(d) about whisky is that is sufficiently uncool that it is untouched by the mass market and celebrity tttishness. Sigh.

[Halmyre]

Funkycoldribena said:

Think I've just seen David Beckham advertising a single malt perfume.

Quibble: it's actually a single grain perfumewhisky, a genre I've never tried (I think there's only one other, Cameron Brig, which I think this is a variation thereof).

[julianm]

The SEAT ad which has the `that`s my boy` phrase - advertising the `alarm` technology which tells you when you go over a white line. Is that to help you with texting when on the move?

[Randy Winkman]

Any advert that has a soppy girl singing a soppy version of an old pop/rock record in a soppy voice. There was a Renault one on just now with a soppy girl singing "That's Entertainment". Utterly horrible.

[Vocal Minority]

Blown2CV said:

you have indeed. Cringe.



a thing i love(d) about whisky is that is sufficiently uncool that it is untouched by the mass market and celebrity tttishness. Sigh.

The XK120 in that belongs to my sisters' god father.

julianm said:

The SEAT ad which has the `that`s my boy` phrase - advertising the `alarm` technology which tells you when you go over a white line. Is that to help you with texting when on the move?

When I saw it I thought it was for the Daily Mail.

'To the right, to the right....that's my boy'

Edited by Vocal Minority on Monday 20th October 21:42

[Halmyre]

Randy Winkman said:

Any advert that has a soppy girl singing a soppy version of an old pop/rock record in a soppy voice. There was a Renault one on just now with a soppy girl singing "That's Entertainment". Utterly horrible.

There's an ad for D&G that uses a slowed down version of "You're The One That I Want"; it wouldn't have been out of place in the Fast Show all those years ago.

[Blown2CV]

Halmyre said:

Randy Winkman said:

Any advert that has a soppy girl singing a soppy version of an old pop/rock record in a soppy voice. There was a Renault one on just now with a soppy girl singing "That's Entertainment". Utterly horrible.

There's an ad for D&G that uses a slowed down version of "You're The One That I Want"; it wouldn't have been out of place in the Fast Show all those years ago.

it's the chanel one i mentioned above.

[Halmyre]

Blown2CV said:

Halmyre said:

Randy Winkman said:

Any advert that has a soppy girl singing a soppy version of an old pop/rock record in a soppy voice. There was a Renault one on just now with a soppy girl singing "That's Entertainment". Utterly horrible.

There's an ad for D&G that uses a slowed down version of "You're The One That I Want"; it wouldn't have been out of place in the Fast Show all those years ago.

it's the chanel one i mentioned above.

Ah, right, what I thought was the D&G logo must have been the Chanel double-C (the ad agency must be weeping into their skinny decaff lattes).

[Blown2CV]

Halmyre said:

Blown2CV said:

Halmyre said:

Randy Winkman said:

Any advert that has a soppy girl singing a soppy version of an old pop/rock record in a soppy voice. There was a Renault one on just now with a soppy girl singing "That's Entertainment". Utterly horrible.

There's an ad for D&G that uses a slowed down version of "You're The One That I Want"; it wouldn't have been out of place in the Fast Show all those years ago.

it's the chanel one i mentioned above.

Ah, right, what I thought was the D&G logo must have been the Chanel double-C (the ad agency must be weeping into their skinny decaff lattes).

did you see the normal length one or the ultra-wky entire ad-break length one?

[Halmyre]

Blown2CV said:

Halmyre said:

Blown2CV said:

Halmyre said:

Randy Winkman said:

Any advert that has a soppy girl singing a soppy version of an old pop/rock record in a soppy voice. There was a Renault one on just now with a soppy girl singing "That's Entertainment". Utterly horrible.

There's an ad for D&G that uses a slowed down version of "You're The One That I Want"; it wouldn't have been out of place in the Fast Show all those years ago.

it's the chanel one i mentioned above.

Ah, right, what I thought was the D&G logo must have been the Chanel double-C (the ad agency must be weeping into their skinny decaff lattes).

did you see the normal length one or the ultra-wky entire ad-break length one?

Er, I'm not sure, possibly the shoert one, I wasn't really paying attention (more weeping and wailing from ad execs).

[Jim the Sunderer]

The Vodafone one- the cuckold photocopier salesman boyfriend on the phone to his annoying girlfriend and dog.

[Maldini35]

Blown2CV said:

Funkycoldribena said:

Think I've just seen David Beckham advertising a single malt perfume.

you have indeed. Cringe.



a thing i love(d) about whisky is that is sufficiently uncool that it is untouched by the mass market and celebrity tttishness. Sigh.

I'm still gobsmacked that Bentley use Beckham in their ads with the line "The essence of Britishness".

How very dare they.

[Lost soul]

I was watching some commercial TV last night , what strikes me is that almost every add seems to have ridiculous cheesy attempts at humour that without fail fall flat

[Hooli]

julianm said:

The SEAT ad which has the `that`s my boy` phrase - advertising the `alarm` technology which tells you when you go over a white line. Is that to help you with texting when on the move?

I assumed the advert was trying to say 'SEAT, ideal for st drivers who shouldn't have a licence'.

[Blown2CV]

Hooli said:

julianm said:

The SEAT ad which has the `that`s my boy` phrase - advertising the `alarm` technology which tells you when you go over a white line. Is that to help you with texting when on the move?

I assumed the advert was trying to say 'SEAT, ideal for st drivers who shouldn't have a licence'.

especially as they are morally bound to have him with hands at ten and two, starting straight at the road ahead, fully alert... under which circumstances you'd only stray from your lane if you were unable to control a car. Lane departure warnings are for the pissed, asleep, texting and for those receiving blowjobs. They can't really say that in the ad.