Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED
Author
Discussion

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Friday 31st October 2014
quotequote all
Maldini35 said:
Yep, this one got my goat when I saw it the other night.

It is a great example of really bad marketing.
If the brief is to get men eating yoghurt it will need a lot more than this.

- "The grumbler" is basically the awful Crazy Frog reborn, showing an appalling lack of imagination.
I can't help wondering if someone saw the old Yorkie marketing campaigns and thought "this could work with yoghurt!".


TheAngryDog

12,405 posts

209 months

Saturday 1st November 2014
quotequote all
Maldini35 said:
nicanary said:
Johnnytheboy said:
The guy eating a manly yoghurt to banish "the grumbler".

You can try what you like, but you will not make yoghurt a manly hunger-negating snack.
+1.

It'd satisfy your hunger for all of 10 seconds. Wimmin food.
Yep, this one got my goat when I saw it the other night.

It is a great example of really bad marketing.
If the brief is to get men eating yoghurt it will need a lot more than this.

- "The grumbler" is basically the awful Crazy Frog reborn, showing an appalling lack of imagination.
- It follows the usual formula e.g. Make sure we see that there are three blokes in the van - as if it was just two fellas we would all assume they were gay.(Which might put off some sexually insecure types)
- They haven't even changed the pot design. "Too expensive to change the tooling in the factory and we don't want to alienate our core female buyer" as some gimp would no doubt have said. Just make a TV ad showing a young bloke eating it and you'll change long held perceptions and eating habits overnight...

But what exactly does the Grumbler do? This cheeky chappie riding around on his motorbike isn't much of an irritation. So why the rush to sort him out. On a long journey with my 'not-gay' friends selfishly sleeping in the back whilst I drive, I'd welcome the diversion from the monotomy that a frog doing stunts on a motorbike would bring.

And when you do finally tire of the frogs antics and eat your girlie yoghurt, the Grumbler doesn't die or dissappear, he just starts riding a tricycle. What???!!

The whole thing is just such a monumental waste of time and money. Yet people were paid real money to develop this. Probably quite good money.
Really boils my P1SS
Why is he eating warm yoghurt? (yes it was probably in a cooler in the boot, but you know what I mean).

What annoys me is the Free-Derm advert with the Goose. I actually think the advert is pretty cool, but the product it is advertising isnt, and it lets the advert down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rtn0rYNTnk

Tidybeard

539 posts

189 months

Saturday 1st November 2014
quotequote all
It even suggests that the yoghurt should be "kept refrigerated". In the van. OK, I'll give that serious consideration.

Le Pop

4,558 posts

234 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
quotequote all
It doesn't actually make me want to smash up my tv, but the Co-Op Bank ad says that they "refuse to lend over £1Bn to (unethical businesses)". Ok, so presumably they will look favourably on a loan application for under £1Bn? silly

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
quotequote all
ranger90 said:
I hate this advert with a passion,some completely knobby bloke saying things like presence and gravitas.

If I see someone in an a7 I just think grey man in a grey little suit, if this man starting spouting off in a meeting, I couldnt stifle a yawn.

It knocks this really nice brass steampunk style gramaphone off the table, with its weedy little spoiler, pathetic.

I would rather have the gramaphone to be honest.

Well at least it does me the favour of reminding me one car I dont want to own.
hehe
The gramophone is cool. What it is saying does make me think of Audis.

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

205 months

Monday 10th November 2014
quotequote all
Android: And you: http://youtu.be/TRmgMe2STL0

This hateful piece of bile. Makes me want to stuff chopsticks unto my eyes and knitting needles into my ears.


AlexRS2782

8,040 posts

213 months

Monday 10th November 2014
quotequote all
RemyMartin said:
Android: And you: http://youtu.be/TRmgMe2STL0

This hateful piece of bile. Makes me want to stuff chopsticks unto my eyes and knitting needles into my ears.
That was shown during the NFL coverage on C4 yesterday - I managed to click the Mute button just in time hehe

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Monday 10th November 2014
quotequote all
fking tt Peter Andre and a shed load of menopausal women .......just fk off Iceland, we don't believe for one minute he has ever been in one of your stores.

fathomfive

9,916 posts

190 months

Monday 10th November 2014
quotequote all
Not on TV, but the ads that have begun creeping onto the BBC website of late.

Silverbullet767

10,696 posts

206 months

Monday 10th November 2014
quotequote all
AlexRS2782 said:
RemyMartin said:
Android: And you: http://youtu.be/TRmgMe2STL0

This hateful piece of bile. Makes me want to stuff chopsticks unto my eyes and knitting needles into my ears.
That was shown during the NFL coverage on C4 yesterday - I managed to click the Mute button just in time hehe
Terrible ad, cracking song though! music

boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
quotequote all
Been seeing this one alot recently where they keep saying "there's a beer for that"
After you been for a st, there's a beer for that!!! mad


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-UtQzdDros

Mcphisto

830 posts

135 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
quotequote all
Can't remember what the ad is for but it has an ugly woman ears saying 'Fast and furious sex oops six' yuck

Mastodon2

13,825 posts

165 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
quotequote all
I hate those "It's good...but it's not quite Carling" adverts, said as if Carling isn't fking awful.

bodhi

10,450 posts

229 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
quotequote all
Audi are on a roll at the minute, straight after the stupid A7 advert we get the current one for the new TT.

Apparently, it's come from space! Why does it look exactly the same as the old one then?

FourWheelDrift

88,486 posts

284 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
quotequote all
Mcphisto said:
Can't remember what the ad is for but it has an ugly woman ears saying 'Fast and furious sex oops six' yuck
Amazon Fire TV, after their flop of a Fire phone they're jumping on the streaming TV bandwagon, late as ever. It'll flop.

shakotan

10,684 posts

196 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
quotequote all
"Ga-la-la-la..."
"Ga-la-la-la..."
"Hey-ey-eeeyy..."
"fk OFF!"

Lost soul

8,712 posts

182 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
quotequote all
bodhi said:
Audi are on a roll at the minute, straight after the stupid A7 advert we get the current one for the new TT.

Apparently, it's come from space! Why does it look exactly the same as the old one then?
Its a good ad , and no it does not

JonRB

74,510 posts

272 months

Tuesday 11th November 2014
quotequote all
FourWheelDrift said:
Amazon Fire TV, after their flop of a Fire phone they're jumping on the streaming TV bandwagon, late as ever. It'll flop.
I've got a Fire TV - got it during the £49 special pre-order offer period. It's actually rather good.

Cupramax

10,478 posts

252 months

Wednesday 12th November 2014
quotequote all
Ok, its only a few days in but the whole people being amazed that Lidl sell food you can eat at Xmas thing, and like, wow its cheap, thing is starting to grate big style shoot

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Wednesday 12th November 2014
quotequote all
shakotan said:
"Ga-la-la-la..."
"Ga-la-la-la..."
"Hey-ey-eeeyy..."
"fk OFF!"
yes It looks like it has been written as a class project.

TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED