Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Silverbullet767

10,711 posts

207 months

Thursday 13th November 2014
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That new Vodafone advert with that ste 'let it go' from frozen.

Just fk right off you bunch of fking s.

Bullett

10,888 posts

185 months

Thursday 13th November 2014
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My Mrs works at Vodafone HQ. They are having a Frozen singalong party in a couple of weeks, it all makes sense now.

Silverbullet767

10,711 posts

207 months

Thursday 13th November 2014
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Bullett said:
My Mrs works at Vodafone HQ. They are having a Frozen singalong party in a couple of weeks, it all makes sense now.
Tell her to spike the drinks with laxatives, see if they can all 'let it go' together.



Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

207 months

Thursday 13th November 2014
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shakotan said:
That wky Co-op advert.

"How serious do we take it? Pretty seriously actually!" whilst getting a fake tattoo.
Indeed - an awful advert. wky is perhaps the very best adjective to represent its awfulness.

'We've refused to lend a billion pounds to companies that don't meet our ethical standards'

In bank lending terms doesn't a billion hover around the 'fk all' mark?

Maldini35

2,913 posts

189 months

Thursday 13th November 2014
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Silverbullet767 said:
Bullett said:
My Mrs works at Vodafone HQ. They are having a Frozen singalong party in a couple of weeks, it all makes sense now.
Tell her to spike the drinks with laxatives, see if they can all 'let it go' together.

laugh

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Thursday 13th November 2014
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Stop showing the same regurgitated adverts year after year. It's not traditional it's just a cheap cop out.

Amirhussain

11,489 posts

164 months

Thursday 13th November 2014
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Nokia smart phone advert. What the fk ghetto name is Cortana?!


kowalski655

14,648 posts

144 months

Thursday 13th November 2014
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She is the AI in Halo, so probably chosen as cool wit da kidz

ETA Actually wiki says that IS where the name comes from,voiced by the same woman in the US

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Thursday 13th November 2014
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THE ANDROID ADVERT
Why so fking loud?

Hrimfaxi

1,036 posts

128 months

Thursday 13th November 2014
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The super happy, dreamy Moonpig adverts... I have to turn over.




DaveGoddard

1,193 posts

146 months

Friday 14th November 2014
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Morningside said:
THE ANDROID ADVERT
Why so fking loud?
See above - because awesome song. wink

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Monday 17th November 2014
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"There's so much fun in Toffifee!"

The Hypno-Toad

12,284 posts

206 months

Monday 17th November 2014
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I have just seen this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60P5S5VTa98
on a satellite channel.

Before you view it be warned because I'm having difficulties typing this. The reason is that this abomination was so gut-wrenchingly awful that after I had finished projectile vomiting, I scooped my eyes out with a spoon so would never to see its like again and as they are still hanging on by the optic nerves, they bouncing against my cheeks as I type. I'm off to fill the empty sockets with bleach as soon as I finish typing this.

Yes. Its. That. Bad.

"School Influencer".
rolleyes Jesus H Christ on his chain driven chariot. rolleyes

Bullied much, Grace? Never mind, with conviction like that I'm sure she'll be fine. A career working for the Labour Party or Common Purpose no doubt awaits.

Dennis99

308 posts

164 months

Monday 17th November 2014
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That bloody Morrison's ad is driving me to distraction aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Jasandjules

69,922 posts

230 months

Tuesday 18th November 2014
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Any advert with people eating with appalling manners (crunching loudly, talking whilst food is in their mouth etc)....

And they seem to be getting more common as well. Infuriating.

g3org3y

20,638 posts

192 months

Tuesday 18th November 2014
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What's going on in the GAP advert with the mistletoe?

Is the young chap wanting to snog his aunt or mother?


GloverMart

11,831 posts

216 months

Tuesday 18th November 2014
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Can't stick the ads with the bloke going gliding / off roading / ballooning in a Land Rover.

VictoriaYorks

974 posts

143 months

Tuesday 18th November 2014
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GloverMart said:
Can't stick the ads with the bloke going gliding / off roading / ballooning in a Land Rover.
Pretty sure it's a Jeep so it's failed on that level too

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

206 months

Tuesday 18th November 2014
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g3org3y said:
What's going on in the GAP advert with the mistletoe?

Is the young chap wanting to snog his aunt or mother?
Bizarre advert.

RumpleFugly

2,377 posts

211 months

Tuesday 18th November 2014
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The Hypno-Toad said:
I have just seen this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60P5S5VTa98
on a satellite channel.

Before you view it be warned because I'm having difficulties typing this. The reason is that this abomination was so gut-wrenchingly awful that after I had finished projectile vomiting, I scooped my eyes out with a spoon so would never to see its like again and as they are still hanging on by the optic nerves, they bouncing against my cheeks as I type. I'm off to fill the empty sockets with bleach as soon as I finish typing this.

Yes. Its. That. Bad.

"School Influencer".
rolleyes Jesus H Christ on his chain driven chariot. rolleyes

Bullied much, Grace? Never mind, with conviction like that I'm sure she'll be fine. A career working for the Labour Party or Common Purpose no doubt awaits.
Absolutely agree biggrin They are desperately trying to make it so meaningful, but it's truly cringeworthy.

And there's a whole bunch of them. http://youtu.be/z5wcpuAARQk Seem to have gone to the same Tony Blair school of public speaking.

Seriously!? Comparing. MLK and Ghandi to a bunch of 15 year olds, telling us to change 'feelings into actions'. Bog off...
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