Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.
Discussion
VictoriaYorks said:
GloverMart said:
Can't stick the ads with the bloke going gliding / off roading / ballooning in a Land Rover.
Pretty sure it's a Jeep so it's failed on that level tooSeems that the terms are interchangeable to the Ignorami.
RemyMartin said:
g3org3y said:
What's going on in the GAP advert with the mistletoe?
Is the young chap wanting to snog his aunt or mother?
Bizarre advert. Is the young chap wanting to snog his aunt or mother?
I've seen it twice now and thought perhaps I missed something first time round.
Advert in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B37otfo6Nm0
Oh, and the tag line is s
te too. 
g3org3y said:
Glad it's not just me.
I've seen it twice now and thought perhaps I missed something first time round.
Advert in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B37otfo6Nm0
Oh, and the tag line is ste too.
I had to laugh at this comment.I've seen it twice now and thought perhaps I missed something first time round.
Advert in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B37otfo6Nm0
Oh, and the tag line is s
te too. some twunt said:
The mom is noticeably youthful-looking and attractive here -- for the same reasons. And the two young girls in the back seem to adorn traditional "puritan" hairstyles. They might be seen as character foils to the desiring boy, casting subtle aspersions on his wanton desires. Again, if you don't see it, oh well...
Just fk the fk off you fking fk. I'm surprised he didn't write half of that comment in latin.Another radio ad, for Halfords. A patronising voiceover while the Halfords "expert" changes a headlight bulb "and you mustn't touch the glass because it will be hot"
If it's fking hot it must be working so why the fk are you changing it?
Halfords changes stuff that's perfectly fine, and boasts about it in an advert?
At least their adverts are honest.
If it's f
king hot it must be working so why the fk are you changing it? Halfords changes stuff that's perfectly fine, and boasts about it in an advert?
At least their adverts are honest.
karona said:
Another radio ad, for Halfords. A patronising voiceover while the Halfords "expert" changes a headlight bulb "and you mustn't touch the glass because it will be hot"
If it's fking hot it must be working so why the fk are you changing it?
Halfords changes stuff that's perfectly fine, and boasts about it in an advert?
At least their adverts are honest.
Priceless. There's a perfectly good reason for not touching the glass so why not use that? Are they afraid that "the moisture on your skin can damage the glass" will be too incomprehensible for some people? If it's f
king hot it must be working so why the fk are you changing it? Halfords changes stuff that's perfectly fine, and boasts about it in an advert?
At least their adverts are honest.
I have a new most hated advert.... The Lidl Christmas one has lots of annoying chat going on but the worst has got to be the woman who tries to get in as many sound bites to describe a properly cooked turkey in 5 seconds. "really succulent, quite moist, quite juicy, not dry" Another month to put up with this spangle, think I will be tracking her down by then and sticking her turkey where the sun don't shine! 
think I will be tracking her down by then and sticking her turkey where the sun don't shine! ‘Peter goes to iceland'…..
Pug faced, vain, talentless, faux self deprecating whiner…..goes to the food equivalent of £ land, where a gaggle of tired looking, tramp stamped munters, stub out their last embassy regal’s and are stunned how this self proclaimed Adonis could grace their grey, vacuous lives by visiting Kerry Katona’s fridge compartment.
But oh, the ironic twist, better than Bryan Singer could ever have dreamt of….Pug, is blissfully unaware of this fawning ( though has taken 2 days to gel his silly hair, and cover himself in gravy browning), and points to a 300 kilo synthetic cake and drops to his knees in awe at this new 9th Wonder of the World.
‘Nuke him from space….it’s the only way to be sure'.
Pug faced, vain, talentless, faux self deprecating whiner…..goes to the food equivalent of £ land, where a gaggle of tired looking, tramp stamped munters, stub out their last embassy regal’s and are stunned how this self proclaimed Adonis could grace their grey, vacuous lives by visiting Kerry Katona’s fridge compartment.
But oh, the ironic twist, better than Bryan Singer could ever have dreamt of….Pug, is blissfully unaware of this fawning ( though has taken 2 days to gel his silly hair, and cover himself in gravy browning), and points to a 300 kilo synthetic cake and drops to his knees in awe at this new 9th Wonder of the World.
‘Nuke him from space….it’s the only way to be sure'.
Robbo66 said:
‘Peter goes to iceland'…..
Pug faced, vain, talentless, faux self deprecating whiner…..goes to the food equivalent of £ land, where a gaggle of tired looking, tramp stamped munters, stub out their last embassy regal’s and are stunned how this self proclaimed Adonis could grace their grey, vacuous lives by visiting Kerry Katona’s fridge compartment.
But oh, the ironic twist, better than Bryan Singer could ever have dreamt of….Pug, is blissfully unaware of this fawning ( though has taken 2 days to gel his silly hair, and cover himself in gravy browning), and points to a 300 kilo synthetic cake and drops to his knees in awe at this new 9th Wonder of the World.
‘Nuke him from space….it’s the only way to be sure'.
Comment of the thread?Pug faced, vain, talentless, faux self deprecating whiner…..goes to the food equivalent of £ land, where a gaggle of tired looking, tramp stamped munters, stub out their last embassy regal’s and are stunned how this self proclaimed Adonis could grace their grey, vacuous lives by visiting Kerry Katona’s fridge compartment.
But oh, the ironic twist, better than Bryan Singer could ever have dreamt of….Pug, is blissfully unaware of this fawning ( though has taken 2 days to gel his silly hair, and cover himself in gravy browning), and points to a 300 kilo synthetic cake and drops to his knees in awe at this new 9th Wonder of the World.
‘Nuke him from space….it’s the only way to be sure'.
Silverbullet767 said:
g3org3y said:
Glad it's not just me.
I've seen it twice now and thought perhaps I missed something first time round.
Advert in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B37otfo6Nm0
Oh, and the tag line is ste too.
I had to laugh at this comment.I've seen it twice now and thought perhaps I missed something first time round.
Advert in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B37otfo6Nm0
Oh, and the tag line is s
te too. some twunt said:
The mom is noticeably youthful-looking and attractive here -- for the same reasons. And the two young girls in the back seem to adorn traditional "puritan" hairstyles. They might be seen as character foils to the desiring boy, casting subtle aspersions on his wanton desires. Again, if you don't see it, oh well...
Just fk the fk off you fking fk. I'm surprised he didn't write half of that comment in latin.The ttting NatWest (I think) one with the song from The Sound of Music is back...
Also, ANY supermarket advert at the moment. All twee, over-chintzified Christmassy ste.
(edit) Add to that the bingo/casino one with the giant pink pigeon - I spend enough time chasing off the local pigeons from stting all over my cars, this ad is just taunting me!
tting NatWest (I think) one with the song from The Sound of Music is back...Also, ANY supermarket advert at the moment. All twee, over-chintzified Christmassy s
te.(edit) Add to that the bingo/casino one with the giant pink pigeon - I spend enough time chasing off the local pigeons from s
tting all over my cars, this ad is just taunting me!Edited by DaveGoddard on Thursday 20th November 17:21
Silverbullet767 said:
Robbo66 said:
‘Peter goes to iceland'…..
Pug faced, vain, talentless, faux self deprecating whiner…..goes to the food equivalent of £ land, where a gaggle of tired looking, tramp stamped munters, stub out their last embassy regal’s and are stunned how this self proclaimed Adonis could grace their grey, vacuous lives by visiting Kerry Katona’s fridge compartment.
But oh, the ironic twist, better than Bryan Singer could ever have dreamt of….Pug, is blissfully unaware of this fawning ( though has taken 2 days to gel his silly hair, and cover himself in gravy browning), and points to a 300 kilo synthetic cake and drops to his knees in awe at this new 9th Wonder of the World.
‘Nuke him from space….it’s the only way to be sure'.
Comment of the thread?Pug faced, vain, talentless, faux self deprecating whiner…..goes to the food equivalent of £ land, where a gaggle of tired looking, tramp stamped munters, stub out their last embassy regal’s and are stunned how this self proclaimed Adonis could grace their grey, vacuous lives by visiting Kerry Katona’s fridge compartment.
But oh, the ironic twist, better than Bryan Singer could ever have dreamt of….Pug, is blissfully unaware of this fawning ( though has taken 2 days to gel his silly hair, and cover himself in gravy browning), and points to a 300 kilo synthetic cake and drops to his knees in awe at this new 9th Wonder of the World.
‘Nuke him from space….it’s the only way to be sure'.
Robbo66 said:
‘Peter goes to iceland'…..
Pug faced, vain, talentless, faux self deprecating whiner…..goes to the food equivalent of £ land, where a gaggle of tired looking, tramp stamped munters, stub out their last embassy regal’s and are stunned how this self proclaimed Adonis could grace their grey, vacuous lives by visiting Kerry Katona’s fridge compartment.
But oh, the ironic twist, better than Bryan Singer could ever have dreamt of….Pug, is blissfully unaware of this fawning ( though has taken 2 days to gel his silly hair, and cover himself in gravy browning), and points to a 300 kilo synthetic cake and drops to his knees in awe at this new 9th Wonder of the World.
‘Nuke him from space….it’s the only way to be sure'.
I hope you are a writer by trade because you should be.Pug faced, vain, talentless, faux self deprecating whiner…..goes to the food equivalent of £ land, where a gaggle of tired looking, tramp stamped munters, stub out their last embassy regal’s and are stunned how this self proclaimed Adonis could grace their grey, vacuous lives by visiting Kerry Katona’s fridge compartment.
But oh, the ironic twist, better than Bryan Singer could ever have dreamt of….Pug, is blissfully unaware of this fawning ( though has taken 2 days to gel his silly hair, and cover himself in gravy browning), and points to a 300 kilo synthetic cake and drops to his knees in awe at this new 9th Wonder of the World.
‘Nuke him from space….it’s the only way to be sure'.
Without a doubt the best thing I've ever read on PH - editorial included.
I salute you.
Maldini35 said:
Robbo66 said:
‘Peter goes to iceland'…..
Pug faced, vain, talentless, faux self deprecating whiner…..goes to the food equivalent of £ land, where a gaggle of tired looking, tramp stamped munters, stub out their last embassy regal’s and are stunned how this self proclaimed Adonis could grace their grey, vacuous lives by visiting Kerry Katona’s fridge compartment.
But oh, the ironic twist, better than Bryan Singer could ever have dreamt of….Pug, is blissfully unaware of this fawning ( though has taken 2 days to gel his silly hair, and cover himself in gravy browning), and points to a 300 kilo synthetic cake and drops to his knees in awe at this new 9th Wonder of the World.
‘Nuke him from space….it’s the only way to be sure'.
I hope you are a writer by trade because you should be.Pug faced, vain, talentless, faux self deprecating whiner…..goes to the food equivalent of £ land, where a gaggle of tired looking, tramp stamped munters, stub out their last embassy regal’s and are stunned how this self proclaimed Adonis could grace their grey, vacuous lives by visiting Kerry Katona’s fridge compartment.
But oh, the ironic twist, better than Bryan Singer could ever have dreamt of….Pug, is blissfully unaware of this fawning ( though has taken 2 days to gel his silly hair, and cover himself in gravy browning), and points to a 300 kilo synthetic cake and drops to his knees in awe at this new 9th Wonder of the World.
‘Nuke him from space….it’s the only way to be sure'.
Without a doubt the best thing I've ever read on PH - editorial included.
I salute you.
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