Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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That Unilever/Oxfam ad, with the girl on stage - one of the most nauseating, pretentious ads I have ever had the misfortune to listen to.

aw51 121565

4,771 posts

233 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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vxr8mate said:
rohrl said:
Direct Line with Harvey Keitel reprising his role as problem-solver Winston Wolfe. The ads just don't work.

Keitel was in late middle age when Pulp Fiction came out twenty-odd years ago and now he's just downright old. He's lost weight and looks as if he's been unwillingly levered out of his armchair where he was happily watching Pointless and sucking on a Werther's Original.

Furthermore the defining aspect of the Winston Wolfe character was that he was fast. He drove fast, he talked fast he was fast. Keitel's character has ditched the NSX in the advert and now drives a famously low-powered Toyota GT86. Slowly.
I think the add is lost on many people (even many of those who watched the movie all those years ago) as Wolfe was a bit character
It's lost on people if they can't tell who the actor is, never mind the character they are supposd to be rofl .

I had no idea it was Harvey Keitel!!getmecoat

VictoriaYorks

974 posts

142 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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Despatch Bay with the dreadful squeaky voiced girl. Plus it seems to be double the volume of all the other ads. I have to mute it every time

Amirhussain

11,487 posts

163 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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Oak furniture land advert gets on my nerves. I hope the fker gets ebola.

FourWheelDrift

88,483 posts

284 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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Amirhussain said:
Oak furniture land advert gets on my nerves. I hope the fker gets ebola.
gold for the price of..............SHUT THE fk UP

robinessex

11,050 posts

181 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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I've made it a point of never buying anything as a result of an advert. And do car ads actually persuade people to buy said car. Must admit I did like the Audi one showing an exposed engine running up thro the gears to max revs in each gear. My wife thought it was hooliganism tho. People shouldn't drive like that do they she said.

harlowhammer

77 posts

148 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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robinessex said:
I've made it a point of never buying anything as a result of an advert. And do car ads actually persuade people to buy said car. Must admit I did like the Audi one showing an exposed engine running up thro the gears to max revs in each gear. My wife thought it was hooliganism tho. People shouldn't drive like that do they she said.
Motoring porn.

harlowhammer

77 posts

148 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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robinessex said:
I've made it a point of never buying anything as a result of an advert. And do car ads actually persuade people to buy said car. Must admit I did like the Audi one showing an exposed engine running up thro the gears to max revs in each gear. My wife thought it was hooliganism tho. People shouldn't drive like that do they she said.
Motoring porn.

hidetheelephants

24,167 posts

193 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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Another breathy cover version, this time 'you're the one that I want' from Grease, but slowed down to the point of ridiculousness in a Chanel ad. On the plus side you get Gisele flailing about in swimwear, which is nice.

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She is beginning to look like SJP's more attractive sister though.
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JonRB

74,506 posts

272 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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hidetheelephants said:
Another breathy cover version, this time 'you're the one that I want' from Grease, but slowed down to the point of ridiculousness in a Chanel ad. On the plus side you get Gisele flailing about in swimwear, which is nice.

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She is beginning to look like SJP's more attractive sister though.
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Does Dave "I'm 200 times better than you" still post on PH then? I thought he had disappeared up his own ahole ages ago.

JonRB

74,506 posts

272 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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harlowhammer said:
robinessex said:
I've made it a point of never buying anything as a result of an advert. And do car ads actually persuade people to buy said car. Must admit I did like the Audi one showing an exposed engine running up thro the gears to max revs in each gear. My wife thought it was hooliganism tho. People shouldn't drive like that do they she said.
Motoring porn.
Best advert ever. And completely subsumes and circumvents the whole "mustn't show cars as being fun" advertising watchdog killjoys too.

In case people need reminding:
http://youtu.be/lpB1yR9Sz9Y

AlexRS2782

8,038 posts

213 months

Monday 1st December 2014
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The "#FitBit" adverts that seem to have been plaguing every channel this evening banghead

Once again another advert with stupid music & singing in - seems to be the current trend in advertising.

DervVW

2,223 posts

139 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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AlexRS2782 said:
The "#FitBit" adverts that seem to have been plaguing every channel this evening banghead

Once again another advert with stupid music & singing in - seems to be the current trend in advertising.
x factor generation?

vxr8mate

1,655 posts

189 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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JonRB said:
harlowhammer said:
robinessex said:
I've made it a point of never buying anything as a result of an advert. And do car ads actually persuade people to buy said car. Must admit I did like the Audi one showing an exposed engine running up thro the gears to max revs in each gear. My wife thought it was hooliganism tho. People shouldn't drive like that do they she said.
Motoring porn.
Best advert ever. And completely subsumes and circumvents the whole "mustn't show cars as being fun" advertising watchdog killjoys too.

In case people need reminding:
http://youtu.be/lpB1yR9Sz9Y
That ad is sooooo anoying! I do wish you wouldn't keep post links to it all the time... I keep having to stop work, plug in my headphones and have a listen. wink

CooperD

2,863 posts

177 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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Just seen an advert for Vanarama. What a load of tosh.

vxr8mate

1,655 posts

189 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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CooperD said:
Just seen an advert for Vanarama. What a load of tosh.
Typical daytime TV tripe that serves to reduce the less fortunate to a catatonic state.


DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Also saw Vanarama's new one earlier - isn't the tune a Christian hymn? I can see a fair few people/groups getting upset with that!

Rick_1138

3,665 posts

178 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Pique said:
If we're talking about advert characters with ladies way out of their league look no further than the moonfaced ginger oaf in the current BT TV ad. If I was going to lock myself in a flat with the blond piece for 3 days' straight it would be more of a case of Breaking Bed then Breaking Bad. The TV ad is backed up by an equally annoying radio spot where she obviously needs a seeing to and all he wants is to watch X-Men, the censored.
Very much this, she must be wanting tied to the bed and shagged till you just cant anymore, never mind the tv, its on demand, watch it after shagging.

Halmyre

11,180 posts

139 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Rick_1138 said:
Pique said:
If we're talking about advert characters with ladies way out of their league look no further than the moonfaced ginger oaf in the current BT TV ad. If I was going to lock myself in a flat with the blond piece for 3 days' straight it would be more of a case of Breaking Bed then Breaking Bad. The TV ad is backed up by an equally annoying radio spot where she obviously needs a seeing to and all he wants is to watch X-Men, the censored.
Very much this, she must be wanting tied to the bed and shagged till you just cant anymore, never mind the tv, its on demand, watch it after shagging.
Not all women are into mindless rutting animalistic sex you know. frown

Wacky Racer

38,138 posts

247 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Not an advert but...


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