Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[bazza white]

Anyone seen the kazam mobile advert. Whilst like the next bloke I don't mind the woman in the advert it is a shockingly bad advert.

[ajprice]

For various reasons...

Matthew Mconaghay/Scarlett Johansson spouting rubbish.
Booking.com , how did they booking well get that one through on daytime TV?
All the loans, compensation and claims adverts.
Oak Furniture Land.

[Lordbenny]

Probably been mentioned already but the SEAT 'That's My Boy' ad makes my piss boil. Lane assist is basically a feature that's stops you driving into oncoming traffic when you're falling asleep! it's rediculous....but the guy in the ad had his 'boy' in the back if the car! What a !

[DaveGoddard]

ajprice said:

Booking.com , how did they booking well get that one through on daytime TV?

Came here to post about that one myself..."oh look, hurrhurr, the word "booking" sounds a bit like "fking"...hurrhurr"...who are their ad guys, Beavis and Butthead?

[RJP001]

oceanview said:

That fat bloke who does the plus net adverts. Annoying tt!!

I did spot the scenery game when it first came out (presume that's the singing choir one you're on about?) and identified it as Ilkley and Ilkley Moor.

[drivin_me_nuts]

Bye bye baby Oleg. One final chance for the ad-men to pull on the heart strings of the little sprogs come I nsurance renewal time. Calculating in the extreme but no doubt a very effective marketing campaign.

[hidetheelephants]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Bye bye baby Oleg. One final chance for the ad-men to pull on the heart strings of the little sprogs come I nsurance renewal time. Calculating in the extreme but no doubt a very effective marketing campaign.

I'm hoping that this marks the intrusion of the fur trade into the world of meerkats; buy our insurance or the meerkat gets turned into a fancy hat!

[FourWheelDrift]

The new anti-smoking advert with rotting flesh in an envelope or something.

Yes, gee, thanks. That's really nice for all us non-smokers to see when we are eating our lunch or dinner. fkwits.

[Morningside]

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[Heartworm]

bazza white said:

Anyone seen the kazam mobile advert. Whilst like the next bloke I don't mind the woman in the advert it is a shockingly bad advert.

Worst advert on TV at the moment. She irons the shirt then pulls the phone out it!

[Steamer]

DaveGoddard said:

ajprice said:

Booking.com , how did they booking well get that one through on daytime TV?

Came here to post about that one myself..."oh look, hurrhurr, the word "booking" sounds a bit like "fking"...hurrhurr"...who are their ad guys, Beavis and Butthead?

JeeBus H Christ... How many times do we have to endure it tonight?!

I didnt think it was possible but they have topped GoCompare by a long shot.

[budfox]

That one for Zippit or whatever it's called. Some bird and her bloke sell their entire music and book collection so that she can buy a pair of shoes. Tragic beyond words.

[Cupramax]

Any advert that tells me to do so responsibly, drink responsibly, gamble responsibly, just fk off with the nannying, i'll do it however i want.

[Johnnytheboy]

Morningside said:

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This x about a million at the mo.

Paradoxically they make me feel less charitable, if anything.

[TheDoggingFather]

I can't decide which advert annoys me more, the Clas Ohlson advert, with the jigging staff or the Ryobi ad with the irritating prck taking a photo of his irritating prick neighbour?

[Hooli]

Johnnytheboy said:

Morningside said:

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This x about a million at the mo.

Paradoxically they make me feel less charitable, if anything.

You mean the ones where the charrrradidys dude have so much money to waste they spunk it on TV adverts rather than the people they claim to help?

[FiF]

What about the Thomson advert with the one eyed bear and the lopsided smile that morphs into the Thomson logo.

Can't make my mind up, sickeningly sweet or one where the ad agency and branding wonks earned their money?

[hidetheelephants]

FiF said:

What about the Thomson advert with the one eyed bear and the lopsided smile that morphs into the Thomson logo.

Can't make my mind up, sickeningly sweet or one where the ad agency and branding wonks earned their money?

I want to dislike it because they're hawking awful holidays in mediocre resorts, but Bill Shatner is a comedy god.

[jayemm89]

There's an advert, possibly for Morrisons or something, can't remember, but it has Marco Pierre-White in it I believe and at one point he's talking to a butcher. Asks him if the beef is local and he says "oh yes, from only 70 miles away".

We live in England, you're never more than 70 miles from the SEA let alone a cow. If it was 20 miles fair play but 70!?

Maybe it just bugs me as my beef comes from 1 mile away. I consider that local.

[torqueofthedevil]

Must have already been mentioned but those adverts featuring a bloke using a tablet to chat with family over Skype or video chat of some description.

Annoying actors and daft overly sentimental rubbish