Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[DervVW]

Johnnytheboy said:

Morningside said:

Karcher window cleaner. She is doing the inside and he is doing the outside and yet there are no streaks visible.

Which shows that doing it the old fashioned way makes no difference.

It goes without saying that she's doing it right and he's doing it wrong.

That is the fashion...

[mgtony]

I was expecting to already see it mentioned here, but clearly you're all liking it!

The new Warburton advert with Sylvester Stallone:

https://www.youtube.com/user/Warburtonsuk?gclid=Cj...

Just why? How desperate is he for work or £££££.

[Halmyre]

mgtony said:

I was expecting to already see it mentioned here, but clearly you're all liking it!

The new Warburton advert with Sylvester Stallone:

https://www.youtube.com/user/Warburtonsuk?gclid=Cj...

Just why? How desperate is he for work or £££££.

I think his income dried up when Channel 5 stopped showing 'Demolition Man' on a continuous rolling loop.

[mgtony]

Halmyre said:

I think his income dried up when Channel 5 stopped showing 'Demolition Man' on a continuous rolling loop.

I suppose he still needs to earn a crust and make some dough.

[8Ace]

mgtony said:

I was expecting to already see it mentioned here, but clearly you're all liking it!

The new Warburton advert with Sylvester Stallone:

https://www.youtube.com/user/Warburtonsuk?gclid=Cj...

Just why? How desperate is he for work or £££££.

I enjoyed this. SS running up the steps of Bolton town hall was funny.

[El Guapo]

mgtony said:

I was expecting to already see it mentioned here, but clearly you're all liking it!

The new Warburton advert with Sylvester Stallone:

https://www.youtube.com/user/Warburtonsuk?gclid=Cj...

Just why? How desperate is he for work or £££££.

On a related topic, why does George Clooney need to peddle some awful coffee maker? He's not short a few quid as far as I'm aware.

[rohrl]

El Guapo said:

On a related topic, why does George Clooney need to peddle some awful coffee maker? He's not short a few quid as far as I'm aware.

George Clooney said:

"Most of the money I make on the [Nespresso] commercials I spend keeping a satellite over the border of North and South Sudan to keep an eye on Omar al-Bashir [the Sudanese dictator charged with war crimes at The Hague]. Then he puts out a statement saying that I'm spying on him and how would I like it if a camera was following me everywhere I went and I go 'well welcome to my life Mr War Criminal'. I want the war criminal to have the same amount of attention that I get. I think that's fair."

link - http://www.theguardian.com/environment/blog/2013/j...

[Blown2CV]

rohrl said:

El Guapo said:

On a related topic, why does George Clooney need to peddle some awful coffee maker? He's not short a few quid as far as I'm aware.

George Clooney said:

"Most of the money I make on the [Nespresso] commercials I spend keeping a satellite over the border of North and South Sudan to keep an eye on Omar al-Bashir [the Sudanese dictator charged with war crimes at The Hague]. Then he puts out a statement saying that I'm spying on him and how would I like it if a camera was following me everywhere I went and I go 'well welcome to my life Mr War Criminal'. I want the war criminal to have the same amount of attention that I get. I think that's fair."

link - http://www.theguardian.com/environment/blog/2013/j...

He makes over the amount of money it takes to keep a satellite in the air, from a stty advert?? Jesus.

[TTmonkey]

Can I smash up my radio?

The new zoopla advert with 'Phil' from location location etc.

Absolutely dire. Tries to rap with mostly words that start with an S.... Utter balls.

[Blown2CV]

He put his name to ratedpeople too, so I don't trust a word he says, the smug .

[DickP]

8Ace said:

mgtony said:

I was expecting to already see it mentioned here, but clearly you're all liking it!

The new Warburton advert with Sylvester Stallone:

https://www.youtube.com/user/Warburtonsuk?gclid=Cj...

Just why? How desperate is he for work or £££££.

I enjoyed this. SS running up the steps of Bolton town hall was funny.

I liked it as well.

After all he may be just needing to top up his pension fund.

[ja29626]

that vodaphone advert where it shows 9 year old children doing that "palming the dollar" trick that american hip hop rappers do to show how rich they are. How low can this country sink? I fully expect to see pre pubescent girls "twerking" in some advert soon. Why do we think its acceptable to tell our kids that the relentless chase for money is all that matters.

Another one that boils my piss is the fking post code lottery advert. When that comes on, I switch channel instantly, but then its on the channel I switched to, so I switch again, and its on there as well, so I spend 5 minutes effectively chasing that fking advert around before I even try to remember what I was watching in the first place. Disgusting advert full of pointless Z listers in exactly the advert they are supposed to be in.

[Le Pop]

There's a new EDF ad which is dubbed into English. WTF? Do we not give EDF enough squillions every year for them to film their ad in English?

[Europa1]

Oakfurnitureland. Words fail me.

[droopsnoot]

ja29626 said:

that vodaphone advert where it shows 9 year old children doing that "palming the dollar" trick that american hip hop rappers do to show how rich they are. How low can this country sink? I fully expect to see pre pubescent girls "twerking" in some advert soon. Why do we think its acceptable to tell our kids that the relentless chase for money is all that matters.

If it's the same ad that I'm thinking of, the sheer length of it annoyed me. It doesn't work as I can never remember who it's for until they stick the Vodafone* logo on the end, it just smacks of "we make so much money we can have this massive long advert that doesn't really even talk about what we're trying to sell".

• - Interesting, I typed the company name in lower case, and something changed it to a capital V.

[Mcphisto]

Le Pop said:

There's a new EDF ad which is dubbed into English. WTF? Do we not give EDF enough squillions every year for them to film their ad in English?

Just saw this one for the first time....The dubbing is terrible!, they haven't even attempted to match the actors mouths to anything said.

[viggyp]

The newest Magnum Ice Cream ad. Like you're gonna take one everywhere with you............including a crappy nightclub!!

[Blown2CV]

Le Pop said:

There's a new EDF ad which is dubbed into English. WTF? Do we not give EDF enough squillions every year for them to film their ad in English?

sounds like you're getting them confused with the EDL

[cmsapms]

viggyp said:

The newest Magnum Ice Cream ad. Like you're gonna take one everywhere with you............including a crappy nightclub!!

I like magnum adverts. When the woman bites into it her head sounds hollow!

[hidetheelephants]

st whispery cover versions, eleventytwelve in a series of infinity; some bint destroying That's Entertainment for a Renault advert.