Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Langweilig

4,326 posts

211 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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That bloody awful Barclays advert where some old git invites you to type misspelled words into Internet search engines.

"Try it. And see what happens".

Try it and risk accidentally accessing kiddy porn sites. You'll have a job explaining that it was a Barclays ad that said it was okay.

VictoriaYorks

974 posts

142 months

Monday 27th April 2015
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Halfords advert devil child beauty queen

boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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This one showing Helen Mirren... You look older than 69 you silly old trout, so the cream isn't working!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZPIqfpM3-s






Might be bit harsh so I am sorry if I offended any trouts.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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The florist on the Vistaprint advert.

normal bloke

166 posts

187 months

Tuesday 28th April 2015
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Europa1 said:
The florist on the Vistaprint advert.
Inspired choice.....my GAT is fully aimed at the TV when she pauses before saying "......a piece of me...."
Arrrrggghhh!!

Crook

6,766 posts

224 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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Thunderhead car dealership.
I think I can see what they are trying to do but all they succeed in doing is making pure horrific.

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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I think it's time Enterprise car rental gets mentioned again. US customer service is it? it's a reason to never use them anyway.

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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The Natwest ad with the brat like child going on & on about how "mummy & daddy" got a mortgage via Natwest so they could shag in their own home without granny & granddad hearing them and as a result get pregnant with said satan child.

ETA - "strawberry, vanilla, strawberry, vanilla, it's strawbrilla, we can eat both". Bloody Petit fking Filous advert banghead

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Wednesday 29th April 23:47

robinessex

11,059 posts

181 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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Langweilig said:
That bloody awful Barclays advert where some old git invites you to type misspelled words into Internet search engines.

"Try it. And see what happens".

Try it and risk accidentally accessing kiddy porn sites. You'll have a job explaining that it was a Barclays ad that said it was okay.
That won't happen actually, the ISP's and search engines are onto that scenario already

fathomfive

9,918 posts

190 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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On the subject of annoying radio ads, can I nominate the Belvita "Morning win" bks.


Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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The NPower ads with the stand up "comedians" are getting a bit wearing.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Europa1 said:
The florist on the Vistaprint advert.
"Proper"

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Johnnytheboy said:
Europa1 said:
The florist on the Vistaprint advert.
"Proper"
This, makes me cringe every time i hear it. mad

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Saturday 2nd May 2015
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Cupramax said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Europa1 said:
The florist on the Vistaprint advert.
"Proper"
This, makes me cringe every time i hear it. mad
That, and "I am a ........ perfectionist". You're a fking wedding florist, you charge the fking earth for sticking flowers in blocks of green sponge - frankly, you'd better be a fking perfectionist or I will use the contact details on your "looks..."proper"" vistaprint business card to track you down, and, in the words of Colonel Nathan Jessop in A Few Good Men, "rip out your eyes and piss into your dead skull".

HJarsh, I know, but Jesus, she yanks my chain.

Lordbenny

8,584 posts

219 months

Sunday 3rd May 2015
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Mentioned this one before.....but, that fking Quatar Airlines, Barcelona FC ad is cringeworthingly awful. I've never seen anyone on screen I.e Barca players look so wooden.

daydotz

1,742 posts

161 months

Sunday 3rd May 2015
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the cadburys advert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaMg6ZV0YC8headachesmash

on the subject of L'Oréal their was another on featuring a so called 48 year old she looked alot older

Piersman2

6,598 posts

199 months

Sunday 3rd May 2015
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Specifically this point in the advert!

hidetheelephants

24,353 posts

193 months

Sunday 3rd May 2015
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Also; what exactly is it about chomping through a bar of processed sugar glop coated in cheap nasty chocolate that is winning?

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Sunday 3rd May 2015
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Piersman2 said:


Specifically this point in the advert!
laugh yes, the dog manages to play low notes despite blowing on the pipes which produce high notes smash i guess anyone vaguely musical is lobbing things at the TV at this point banghead

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Sunday 3rd May 2015
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Crunchy nut granola advert. I like the advert and think its very clever...BUT its the way he says "granola".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hiYrOiGaRg

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