Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[oceanview]

Blown2CV said:

boobles said:

The one with Lenny Henry snoring in a bed in different locations.
I really dislike that bloke.

as a light sleeper the sound of snoring actually makes me angry. It's definitely not what they're going for, but it makes me think that i'll get a st night's sleep in their hotels because i'll have to listen to some fat snoring.

Agreed! listening to snoring has got to be one of the worst/annoying noises-how the hell they thought this would make a good advert for there business????

[Blown2CV]

Still better than travelodge.

[ChemicalChaos]

Blown2CV said:

Still better than travelodge.

That's not really very difficult.....

[gentleman2012]

Sorry if someone's bagged this one before.

Ms Jennifer Lopez - you're not a "bronde". The word doesn't exist and you're an under-talented, over-exposed bint with an overfed ar*e and mousy hair.........

Rant over......

[Blown2CV]

gentleman2012 said:

Sorry if someone's bagged this one before.

Ms Jennifer Lopez - you're not a "bronde". The word doesn't exist and you're an under-talented, over-exposed bint with an overfed ar*e and mousy hair.........

Rant over......

gentleman indeed!!

[Pique]

Making me rage at the moment is the C4 Grand Picasso advert, where a seemingly happy chap runs into a woman, who instantly sprouts 3 kids and inflicts upon him a large Citroen full of toddlers. After this trauma he then has the temerity to smile?! Reported to ASA, I work with a guy with 3 kids and a Grand Picasso and I've never seen him look happy.

[oceanview]

Another one of those crap Barclays digital eagle ads ( stick to banking, try getting that right first).
Well, its more scary than anything- the ad with the identical grannies- they look like a pair of freaky psychos!
That tea dance there so keen to get to- reckon there looking to top a few people there!!

[Stinkfoot]

Any advert that features someone whispering. That advert with the bird from Holby City is the worst. Talk normally !

[big dub]

"I'm killing weeds right now"



"Still killing weeds"




"Still. Killing. Weeds"



AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

[Hooli]

Pique said:

Making me rage at the moment is the C4 Grand Picasso advert, where a seemingly happy chap runs into a woman, who instantly sprouts 3 kids and inflicts upon him a large Citroen full of toddlers. After this trauma he then has the temerity to smile?! Reported to ASA, I work with a guy with 3 kids and a Grand Picasso and I've never seen him look happy.

All that advert says is jogging will ruin your life.

[illmonkey]

Hey neighbour....


What fksticks say that rather than their name? It's a stty dubbed advert and I don't like it.

[Triumph Man]

fathomfive said:

rohrl said:

The kid who says "as clean as a ladybird" is talking bks and should be severely reprimanded by the ASA. Ladybirds are covered in parasites and sexually-transmitted fungal disease.

The filthy sluts.

I find any adverts regarding bottoms and st a little bit vulgar. Especially when I'm trying to eat my supper!

[Bullett]

98elise said:

Not TV but the cinema.

The Audi R8 "giving birth" to a saloon car. After the superb original R8 ad, this is just makes me feel like throwing up!

I saw this last night at the cinema - weird.

[budgie smuggler]

'morning win'

[Cupramax]

The Helium fuelled shouty girl on the Petit Filous adverts is tending to cause an instant channel hop currently
this one

[J4CKO]

Any with annoying little kids trying be all cute, Flora has one "Mummy made Skwummy Sandwiches" and another on the radio with "Tasty tweets", just fk off.

[FreeLitres]

J4CKO said:

Any with annoying little kids trying be all cute, Flora has one "Mummy made Skwummy Sandwiches" and another on the radio with "Tasty tweets", just fk off.

Strawberry, vanilla, strawberry, vanilla, its Strawberilla!!

[KingNothing]

Langweilig said:

The Cadbury's Mini Rolls advert. I am not understanding this advert. What is the connection between a 1970's American cop show and modern-day British confectionery?

Prick leaves his front door wide open as well.

[Loose_Cannon]

oceanview said:

Blown2CV said:

boobles said:

The one with Lenny Henry snoring in a bed in different locations.
I really dislike that bloke.

as a light sleeper the sound of snoring actually makes me angry. It's definitely not what they're going for, but it makes me think that i'll get a st night's sleep in their hotels because i'll have to listen to some fat snoring.

Agreed! listening to snoring has got to be one of the worst/annoying noises-how the hell they thought this would make a good advert for there business????

On the theme of annoyong human noises; not on TV but radio every time I drive to work..... Weightwatchers have some bird smacking her lips, grunting and snorting with pleasure as she rhymes off all the food she is allowed to trough whilst still imagining she's losing weight. I picture in my head some annoying bint who looks like Lisa Tarbuck with cake smeared all over her fat gob and want to kick the radio in.

[daytona365]

Car ads where there's not one single other car on the road.........Also that cute obviously middle class girl that breaks into a 'rap' song. Talk about brainwashing the young !!

Edited by daytona365 on Sunday 31st May 23:26