Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Can't be bothered to read back to see if these have been dealt with....

The Travelodge puppets. Creepy as hell and I KNOW I have seen those same puppets in something else on TV but cannot think of what it is.

The Wahanada(?) one. Ridiculously ste and cheap ad and doesn't even tell you what it's trying to sell. (Although there is a very obvious pussy joke in the middle of it, they very cleverly got that past the censors!)

The Arnie/Meerkats one that seems to be on in every single ad break at the moment. Yes the Meerkats were funny at first but they have been going way too long now, just let them die a peaceful death.

The downright disturbing MoneySupermarket one, you know the one I mean. In fact any ad for insurance or comparison websites, on TV or radio, can fk off.

The Lottery "celeb" ones - yes I know they are meant to be sarcastic and it is good to see that they can take the "Piers" out of themselves, but as I reserve a similar hatred to him and the other celebs in those ads as that harboured by Clarkson, I just cannot like them.

The SEAT one - "At the first stop for fuel I'll get you an ice cream". Firstly cos it's really badly dubbed from Spanish to English, and secondly cos they've removed the original ending with the little lad kicking the car's wheel, thus removing the humour from it.

(On the other hand I like the current Nationwide one, mainly because I love the song on it.)

Dennis99

308 posts

163 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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iva cosworth said:
There's a new Money Supermarket ad that's marginally less annoying than the Sharon Osborne ad.
Fat idiot doing a pole dance?

budgie smuggler

5,384 posts

159 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Blown2CV said:
straight dad said:
The Trip Advisor advert with that bloody anoying dog saying "Book"
it's not so much that it's a st idea, it just sounds like it's been made by an amateur on a zx spectrum. Really, really bad. Can't believe they paid for it and put it out there like that.
I've seen better quality adverts made by those cretinous self-important competitors on The Apprentice.

Buk


Buk


Buk


SOMEBODY SHOOT THAT ING DOG

Edited by budgie smuggler on Tuesday 28th July 17:17

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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Dennis99 said:
iva cosworth said:
There's a new Money Supermarket ad that's marginally less annoying than the Sharon Osborne ad.
Fat idiot doing a pole dance?
Yes.

Langweilig

4,326 posts

211 months

Tuesday 28th July 2015
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iva cosworth said:
There's a new Money Supermarket ad that's marginally less annoying than the Sharon Osborne ad.
I wish to complain that there are a number of health & safety breaches within a workplace environment in that ad.redcardmoan

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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Any advert for jamrags.

Blown2CV

28,811 posts

203 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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Europa1 said:
Any advert for jamrags.
yea why are they out of the kitchen anyway?

otherman

2,191 posts

165 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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Not an advert, but this bloody grinning weather woman. Jabbers on for five minutes to give ten seconds worth of info, grinning all the way through talk of torrential rain and gale force wind.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Wednesday 29th July 2015
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otherman said:
Not an advert, but this bloody grinning weather woman. Jabbers on for five minutes to give ten seconds worth of info, grinning all the way through talk of torrential rain and gale force wind.
I don't really know why, but I agree - she really yanks my chain. Part of it I'm sure is the BBC sending her to do the weather from Ascot/Wimbledon etc - it's the sodding weather forecast, it won't be different just because a load of the licence fee has been spunked on sending you somewhere. Some of it also is I think is driven by her - and this will make me sound like an outrageous snob/intolerant tool - I just want you to tell me about the sodding weather, not indulge in daft "banter" with the presenters, not be the only person to call Bill Turnbull "Billy" etc.

Sorry, rant over. I feel better now.

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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Am i the only one thinking Bryan is pointing a little high? laugh

Issi

1,782 posts

150 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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Those awful 'Coast' ones at the minute, with a sarky Northern bloke reading a poem about the sea.

Blanchimont

4,076 posts

122 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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Off topic, has anyone seen the new Smart ForFour advert? The block screaming bit keeps making me laugh hehe

Dennis99

308 posts

163 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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Blown2CV said:
yea why are they out of the kitchen anyway?
Cleaning the bathroom? biggrinwink

Langweilig

4,326 posts

211 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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Europa1 said:
Any advert for jamrags.
Through the medium of advertising, I have learned that there are sixty different causes for an itchy fanny.

El Guapo

2,787 posts

190 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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otherman said:
Not an advert, but this bloody grinning weather woman. Jabbers on for five minutes to give ten seconds worth of info, grinning all the way through talk of torrential rain and gale force wind.
Stop it! She has cracking bangers and is generally milftastic.

(apart from being Scottish, that is)

BrabusMog

20,146 posts

186 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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El Guapo said:
otherman said:
Not an advert, but this bloody grinning weather woman. Jabbers on for five minutes to give ten seconds worth of info, grinning all the way through talk of torrential rain and gale force wind.
Stop it! She has cracking bangers and is generally milftastic.

(apart from being Scottish, that is)
Have you seen her sans makeup?! I put her in the Sarah Beeney category, people just think she's fit because she's got a big pair of tits.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Thursday 30th July 2015
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Cow & Gate - "when you happy and you know it" AGGGHHHH!!!!

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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BrabusMog said:
El Guapo said:
otherman said:
Not an advert, but this bloody grinning weather woman. Jabbers on for five minutes to give ten seconds worth of info, grinning all the way through talk of torrential rain and gale force wind.
Stop it! She has cracking bangers and is generally milftastic.

(apart from being Scottish, that is)
Have you seen her sans makeup?! I put her in the Sarah Beeney category, people just think she's fit because she's got a big pair of tits.
yes

Blown2CV

28,811 posts

203 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Europa1 said:
BrabusMog said:
El Guapo said:
otherman said:
Not an advert, but this bloody grinning weather woman. Jabbers on for five minutes to give ten seconds worth of info, grinning all the way through talk of torrential rain and gale force wind.
Stop it! She has cracking bangers and is generally milftastic.

(apart from being Scottish, that is)
Have you seen her sans makeup?! I put her in the Sarah Beeney category, people just think she's fit because she's got a big pair of tits.
yes
she's not fit, she just has a big pair of tits. i bet they'd hit the deck unwrapped too.

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Amazon Prime following the usual route, with their latest one, of saccharine music + vocals = sickly "family" advert vomit
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