Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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AlexRS2782

8,023 posts

212 months

Friday 31st July 2015
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Amazon Prime following the usual route, with their latest one, of saccharine music + vocals = sickly "family" advert vomit

torqueofthedevil

2,068 posts

176 months

Saturday 1st August 2015
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Radio advert - the one for Lexus - annoying voice trying to sound sophisticated (reminiscent of the other annoying advert for Audi with the Vorshprung Durch Technik) and explaining that Lexus technicians have to fold an origami cat with their wrong hand, blindfolded infront of their boss! Just ridiculous

Europa1

10,923 posts

187 months

Sunday 2nd August 2015
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Once again, GoCompare have excelled themselves with their latest effort.

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

144 months

Sunday 2nd August 2015
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Can I be the first to nominate the PC World "Somebody's after a laptop" ones? Utterly contrived st with worse acting than in Big fking Brother.

MissChief

7,095 posts

167 months

Sunday 2nd August 2015
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The smart forfour advert. As if someone would drive it willingly, least of all a businessman. He wouldn't be seen dead in it and he's a st parent too!

XslaneyX

1,334 posts

141 months

Monday 3rd August 2015
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Stinkfoot said:
I forgot this one. Madbid.com. "Can I ask how you can afford to buy all these amazing products ?"

- "no fk off and mind your own business postie !"
got to be this one for me. Mainly because of the way the postie pronounces "products" !shoot

Others are,

Book dog - Someone ring the fkers neck
Wahanda - As others have said. No idea what they are about and the woman on it strumming the guitar needs a slap trying to be hip.
Royal london - "put it into your web browser thingy" fk off you pleb. Oh and while your at it shove that mahoosive strumming instrument where the sun don't shine!

Maldini35

2,913 posts

187 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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XslaneyX said:
Stinkfoot said:
I forgot this one. Madbid.com. "Can I ask how you can afford to buy all these amazing products ?"

- "no fk off and mind your own business postie !"
got to be this one for me. Mainly because of the way the postie pronounces "products" !shoot
Yes yes yes - "PROD-DUCTSSS"

shoot

RemaL

24,967 posts

233 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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That new Go Compare advert with the singing tt

Only time i change channels to watch adverts on anothe side

Silverbullet767

10,680 posts

205 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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DaveGoddard said:
Can I be the first to nominate the PC World "Somebody's after a laptop" ones? Utterly contrived st with worse acting than in Big fking Brother.
Especially when you could just upgrade your existing laptop.

rehab71

3,362 posts

189 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Europa1 said:
otherman said:
Not an advert, but this bloody grinning weather woman. Jabbers on for five minutes to give ten seconds worth of info, grinning all the way through talk of torrential rain and gale force wind.
I don't really know why, but I agree - she really yanks my chain. Part of it I'm sure is the BBC sending her to do the weather from Ascot/Wimbledon etc - it's the sodding weather forecast, it won't be different just because a load of the licence fee has been spunked on sending you somewhere. Some of it also is I think is driven by her - and this will make me sound like an outrageous snob/intolerant tool - I just want you to tell me about the sodding weather, not indulge in daft "banter" with the presenters, not be the only person to call Bill Turnbull "Billy" etc.

Sorry, rant over. I feel better now.
Me and my wife can't stand her either. It's the way she says 'good morning', it's so fking irritating! I also, can't stand the 'bants', just get on with the fking weather!

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

144 months

Tuesday 4th August 2015
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Silverbullet767 said:
Especially when you could just upgrade your existing laptop.
Indeed, next one I buy (mainly cos on this one the case is fked and I can't shut it properly, which an attempt at repairing hasn't solved) will be a refurbed Win7 one and then will upgrade it.

mattyn1

5,728 posts

154 months

Wednesday 5th August 2015
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DaveGoddard said:
Silverbullet767 said:
Especially when you could just upgrade your existing laptop.
Indeed, next one I buy (mainly cos on this one the case is fked and I can't shut it properly, which an attempt at repairing hasn't solved) will be a refurbed Win7 one and then will upgrade it.
They are now a "throw away" item - less than £200 for a 15" screen with all the stuff you need. Perfect for a Uni student!

No Bend

591 posts

121 months

Wednesday 5th August 2015
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That bloody ad with that woman from the pussyfoot/dolls group for that chocolate gu yogurt stuff.

How friggen annoying, "Chocolate, yummy!" Then falls over and drags stuff off the table and every so happy! ps off lady.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

162 months

Wednesday 5th August 2015
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No Bend said:
That bloody ad with that woman from the pussyfoot/dolls group for that chocolate gu yogurt stuff.

How friggen annoying, "Chocolate, yummy!" Then falls over and drags stuff off the table and every so happy! ps off lady.
Nicole Schirzinger.....Pussycat dolls.

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

204 months

Wednesday 5th August 2015
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I know this'll be unpopular, I just can't stand the BT Sport advert with the stupid rap that manages to get Nandos into the lyrics and just the backslapping, look at how awesome we are vibe it has.

fk off.

FourWheelDrift

88,376 posts

283 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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The new Audi advert with the R8 giving birth to the new RS3.

First time I have seen it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1ceAFeT-7s

although it looks more like a big red poo.

No Bend

591 posts

121 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
The new Audi advert with the R8 giving birth to the new RS3.

First time I have seen it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1ceAFeT-7s

although it looks more like a big red poo.
Welcome to the the Audi steaming red jobbie. Goes like st off a shovel.

alecescolme

2,149 posts

123 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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The Awful adverts for CH5 Cricket by Toyota- linking average car features to cricket.
No fooling the bat alarm, there's contact.
Stability control saved his blushes.....Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

151 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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That Garnier or whatever advert it is for that advertises that your skin will be 'fuller, bouncier....'

Bouncier?

Is my skin meant to be bouncy?

fathomfive

9,876 posts

189 months

Tuesday 11th August 2015
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Any advert flogging some Disney Pixar animated-ketamine-for-kids movie from within an advert for something else, such as Sky.

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