Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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KTF

9,805 posts

150 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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BrabusMog said:
Have you seen her sans makeup?! I put her in the Sarah Beeney category, people just think she's fit because she's got a big pair of tits.
No but who wouldn't turn down the opportunity for a motorboat.

Johnspex

4,342 posts

184 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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That damn Leyland trade paints link during Pawn Stars! When will he finish painting those bloody railings and stop humming that stupid tune?

Magog

2,652 posts

189 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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The Mr Bean snickers advert, it's just st.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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iva cosworth said:
droopsnoot said:
The trailer for the new BBC thing with Anne Robinson talking to people who have money, and people who don't. Specifically the bit where someone says "Just because I'm on benefits, why shouldn't I have the finer things in life?" or words to that effect. If the ad is annoying, I wonder how much worse the programme will be.
When's that on ?

I'll make sure I'm out or my head will explode.
Ain't that the whole point of the programme, Daily Mail TV.

rohrl

8,737 posts

145 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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The only programme I'd watch featuring Anne Robinson would be her televised execution.

Vile old bag.

CooperD

2,869 posts

177 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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The PC World advert for a laptop featuring a tone deaf girl singing to her father.

FourWheelDrift

88,527 posts

284 months

Wednesday 19th August 2015
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Windows 10 advert. "She won't need to remember passwords, she'll log in with her smile"

Oh do fk off.

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Thursday 20th August 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
Windows 10 advert. "She won't need to remember passwords, she'll log in with her smile"

Oh do fk off.
Yeah this has been particularly annoying recently on nearly every peak advert break banghead

The tagline of "a more human way to do", is also bloody annoying.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Thursday 20th August 01:25

No Bend

591 posts

122 months

Thursday 20th August 2015
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That bloody 'We buy any car' ad with the young bloke.

Says they paid him what they said he would, and he agreed without any of that annoying to-ing and fro-ing over price, as he doesn't like confrontation.

Sort of translates as, "They told me how hard they were going to bend me over and how long for, I didn't argue as I don't like confrontation"

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Thursday 20th August 2015
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I'll just leave this here... punch

Nose tang, Sting tang, Woo tang, Boo tang, Smoo tang.

No Bend

591 posts

122 months

Thursday 20th August 2015
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Cupramax said:
I'll just leave this here... punch

Nose tang, Sting tang, Woo tang, Boo tang, Smoo tang.
That would be received with mixed reviews in Australia. 'Smoo' is lady bits.

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Friday 21st August 2015
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CooperD said:
The PC World advert for a laptop featuring a tone deaf girl singing to her father.
I really want her dad to turn to her and reply "If you're that desperate for a new laptop, forget arse-licking to me for my money, go and sell that guitar because you're fking st at playing it, and use the money to start fking saving up for one you annoying talentless little bint."

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Friday 21st August 2015
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New Vodafone one with the young hipster couple coming to the rescue with 4G in the middle of nowhere in an attempt to stop the kid wailing on the bus.

Of course, back in reality, you stopped the brat crying but now the whole bus will have to listen to Dora and whatever else you choose to stream on your phone, which will likely end up being just as annoying as the kid was.

rohrl

8,737 posts

145 months

Friday 21st August 2015
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CooperD said:
The PC World advert for a laptop featuring a tone deaf girl singing to her father.
The question it raised in my mind was whether she's a better or worse singer than the Maxine-Carr-a-like who sang "Karma Chameleon" in this thread's least favourite advert.

Le Pop

4,584 posts

234 months

Saturday 22nd August 2015
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There is a Qatar Airways ad that has the Barcelona football team popping up in all sorts of places round the world to the sound of the Beach Boys "I get around", which I used to like. They can't act, it's just a ridiculous ad.

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

151 months

Saturday 22nd August 2015
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Citroen C1 advert where the guy jumps into a billboard so he can steal a car to impress a 14yo girl. Just seems a bit creepy and the music is annoying me.

Tango13

8,438 posts

176 months

Saturday 22nd August 2015
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That Mcfkingdonalds advert where the parents are constantly saying 'No Harry'

You should be encouraging him to jump in muddy puddles and fk about making ramps for his bike and stopping him from eating the plastic ste that mcfkingdonalds call 'food'

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 22nd August 2015
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Probably been mentioned way back but I'm getting really bored with Paul Whitehouse and his chest waders.

"Nicky nacky noo"

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Saturday 22nd August 2015
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iva cosworth said:
No Bend said:
That bloody ad with that woman from the pussyfoot/dolls group for that chocolate gu yogurt stuff.

How friggen annoying, "Chocolate, yummy!" Then falls over and drags stuff off the table and every so happy! ps off lady.
Nicole Schirzinger.....Pussycat dolls.
Looks like you have st on the end of your nose.

NatWest Mortgages.
...So they could have me. punch

Myleene Klass advertising for Littlewoods where her hair blows backwards.

It just annoys me for some reason. My solution? Make a fart sound and it becomes more bearable. Do it and I guarantee you won't see the advert the same again.

MissChief

7,111 posts

168 months

Sunday 23rd August 2015
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The Ever Ready (or it might be Duracell, I'm not sure) 'recycled' battery advert where the kid puts a toy dinosaur into his magic recycling box and a real dinosaur trashes his house. It's not the ad itself, it's the fact it says 'fictionalisation' at the beginning. It's a fking dinosaur! They're not alive anymore!?!
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