Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.
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The current Nissan Pulsar advert.
The driver is so incompetent that he almost drives into the back of someone, but then his Emergency Brake Assist kicks in and saves him. He looks surprised, then smug.
Sadly, this is probably indicative of many drivers on the road today.
(Apologies for the cross-post. I had forgotten about this thread)
The driver is so incompetent that he almost drives into the back of someone, but then his Emergency Brake Assist kicks in and saves him. He looks surprised, then smug.
Sadly, this is probably indicative of many drivers on the road today.
(Apologies for the cross-post. I had forgotten about this thread)
Riley Blue said:
AlexRS2782 said:
NFU Mutual with their "Based on a true story" Derbyshire family and how they'd "...been hit really hard and couldn't stay..." by stormy weather and a local agent coming to their rescue.
It makes me cringe (not just because I live in Chesterfield) but because of the mock sincerity of the script, something like, "...he arrived quickly as he was already on a call next door..." Utter b
ks!JonRB said:
The current Nissan Pulsar advert.
The driver is so incompetent that he almost drives into the back of someone, but then his Emergency Brake Assist kicks in and saves him. He looks surprised, then smug.
Sadly, this is probably indicative of many drivers on the road today.
(Apologies for the cross-post. I had forgotten about this thread)
Every time I see a car ad offering this (Fiat and Toyota have done it recently too) I reply with "Or you could just, y'know, look where you're fThe driver is so incompetent that he almost drives into the back of someone, but then his Emergency Brake Assist kicks in and saves him. He looks surprised, then smug.
Sadly, this is probably indicative of many drivers on the road today.
(Apologies for the cross-post. I had forgotten about this thread)
king going!"Stuff like this being provided on cars is among the many reasons no one can drive properly or be arsed to drive properly any more.
DaveGoddard said:
JonRB said:
The current Nissan Pulsar advert.
The driver is so incompetent that he almost drives into the back of someone, but then his Emergency Brake Assist kicks in and saves him. He looks surprised, then smug.
Sadly, this is probably indicative of many drivers on the road today.
(Apologies for the cross-post. I had forgotten about this thread)
Every time I see a car ad offering this (Fiat and Toyota have done it recently too) I reply with "Or you could just, y'know, look where you're fThe driver is so incompetent that he almost drives into the back of someone, but then his Emergency Brake Assist kicks in and saves him. He looks surprised, then smug.
Sadly, this is probably indicative of many drivers on the road today.
(Apologies for the cross-post. I had forgotten about this thread)
king going!"Stuff like this being provided on cars is among the many reasons no one can drive properly or be arsed to drive properly any more.
So why do people still make a
of the actual act of driving? All they need to do is turn the big round thing in front of them but oh no that's too fking difficult, if only there was a smartphone app for that sort of thing...hidetheelephants said:
ASDA adverts are fairly innocuous but the song they're using at the moment has particularly irksome lyrics, ending with the teeth-itchingly bad "You're all I need to make me feel best". It makes me want to inflict pain on the songwriter.
100% agree. Although what is worse than the song being on the adverts, it's also been released and is on the radio now. Then I went into Asda the other day and they were playing it in store. Might be time for a change of supermarket.
kowalski655 said:
Its:
Oh, MY LOVE let me be your fire
We're a thousand miles up and 'bout to get higher
Feel my heart beating out my chest
You're the only prayer I need
To make me feel blessed,
Is ASDA a church now?
Just pulled it up on youtube as I couldn't remember how the tune went. Christ almighty, the singers look a right pair of chebs in the video Oh, MY LOVE let me be your fire
We're a thousand miles up and 'bout to get higher
Feel my heart beating out my chest
You're the only prayer I need
To make me feel blessed,
Is ASDA a church now?
oobster said:
I know this is a thread for ads that we hate, but does anyone know they music playing the background of the new Sky 1 Mount Pleasant series? Quite like the music, would like to download/buy it, but can't find out what it is called or who it is by!
Is it on this playlist?http://open.spotify.com/user/1110214303/playlist/7...
I don't have Spotify so can't listen to it.
The AO advert.
Your fridge breaking down just before your daughters cupcake competition is not a disaster.
AO are not life savers.
A disaster is your daughter accidently drinking bleach. A life saver is a paramedic who saves her.
Your daughter will not even remember the fking cupcake competition in a years time, while you will still be stuck with the overpriced coolbox that you bought in a fking stupid panic because some other over-protective, judgemental, bh faced soccer mums, who also won't remember the pissing competition in a years time, might think your child is a failure and you are a BAD PARENT. And we can't have that can we??
Your fridge breaking down just before your daughters cupcake competition is not a disaster.
AO are not life savers.
A disaster is your daughter accidently drinking bleach. A life saver is a paramedic who saves her.
Your daughter will not even remember the f
king cupcake competition in a years time, while you will still be stuck with the overpriced coolbox that you bought in a fking stupid panic because some other over-protective, judgemental, bh faced soccer mums, who also won't remember the pissing competition in a years time, might think your child is a failure and you are a BAD PARENT. And we can't have that can we?? Landrover Discovery Sport.
How long was that woman going to stand next to the river with her dogs if the bloke in the Landrover hadn't turned up?
And then, he opens the boot to let the dogs in, and immediately unfolds the third row of seats, so the bloody things can't get in after all. So she opens the rear passenger door, and then has to fold down the second row of seats, so the dogs can actually get into the boot, like they were going to in the first place!
My god, that guy is a proper fking moron!
How long was that woman going to stand next to the river with her dogs if the bloke in the Landrover hadn't turned up?
And then, he opens the boot to let the dogs in, and immediately unfolds the third row of seats, so the bloody things can't get in after all. So she opens the rear passenger door, and then has to fold down the second row of seats, so the dogs can actually get into the boot, like they were going to in the first place!
My god, that guy is a proper f
king moron!Gassing Station | TV, Film, Video Streaming & Radio | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff