Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Hrimfaxi]

Deezer advert anyone?

I'm not sure what the "sneezer" is - but it's the stuff of nightmares.

[Bluedot]

Hrimfaxi said:

Deezer advert anyone?

I'm not sure what the "sneezer" is - but it's the stuff of nightmares.

Agreed, saw it the other day and then forgot about it.
Although when I saw it, I knew it was only a matter of time before it cropped up on here

[FourWheelDrift]

And why Henry Blofeld?

[Patch1875]

Sky's advert for you me and the apocalypse.

Pissed off hearing the song

[ninjacost]

spot on !

Bluedot said:

I've tried to ignore it but that annoying bint droning on about her dentist telling her to use a 'GoPro'.
Then she comes out the dentist and gives it the 'All Clear' in a 'look at me all smug' type way.

[FourWheelDrift]

I think I posted the previous Windows 10 advert "She'll log in with her smile" earlier. They now have a new one.

Lots of young children around the world with a voice over saying one of these children might come up with a typically Utopian world saving invention and could change the World and "they will do it with Windows 10".

No they won't, other than the pretentiousness of the advert I doubt when they are grown up they will still be using Windows 10, Windows 20 maybe or something completely different.

[JoeBolt]

Vodafone.

Anxious looking couple sitting behind screaming kid on the bus. Anxious man stops it crying by showing a Sooty cartoon on his phone. Awful soppy-boy singing soundtrack.

Girlfriend appears to become all broody having seen breeding potential in her bloke. (Despite the fact he's a 'bus w***er')!

Previously bawling brat covers them both in projectile vomit. (I made this bit up but it would make a better ending!)

Edited by JoeBolt on Sunday 27th September 18:38

[Hooli]

JoeBolt said:

Vodafone.

Anxious looking couple sitting behind screaming kid on the bus. Anxious man stops it crying by showing a Sooty cartoon on his phone. Awful soppy-boy singing soundtrack.

Girlfriend appears to become all broody having seen breeding potential in her bloke. (Despite the fact he's a 'bus w***er')!

Previously bawling brat covers them both in projectile vomit. (I made this bit up but it would make a better ending!)

Edited by JoeBolt on Sunday 27th September 18:38

I think it's actually Dora the explorer, although it worries me that I know that as I've managed to maintain a kid free existence.

[JoeBolt]

Hooli said:

JoeBolt said:

Vodafone.

Anxious looking couple sitting behind screaming kid on the bus. Anxious man stops it crying by showing a Sooty cartoon on his phone. Awful soppy-boy singing soundtrack.

Girlfriend appears to become all broody having seen breeding potential in her bloke. (Despite the fact he's a 'bus w***er')!

Previously bawling brat covers them both in projectile vomit. (I made this bit up but it would make a better ending!)

Edited by JoeBolt on Sunday 27th September 18:38

I think it's actually Dora the explorer, although it worries me that I know that as I've managed to maintain a kid free existence.

Child free also thank goodness, so never heard of Dora the Explorer. For some reason I thought it was Sooty waving his magic wand. I had to view it on YouTube to check.

Aaarrrggghh! I should have muted the volume. Now I have that sickly tune in my head again!

[Jayyylo]

JoeBolt said:

Hooli said:

JoeBolt said:

Vodafone.

Anxious looking couple sitting behind screaming kid on the bus. Anxious man stops it crying by showing a Sooty cartoon on his phone. Awful soppy-boy singing soundtrack.

Girlfriend appears to become all broody having seen breeding potential in her bloke. (Despite the fact he's a 'bus w***er')!

Previously bawling brat covers them both in projectile vomit. (I made this bit up but it would make a better ending!)

Edited by JoeBolt on Sunday 27th September 18:38

I think it's actually Dora the explorer, although it worries me that I know that as I've managed to maintain a kid free existence.

Child free also thank goodness, so never heard of Dora the Explorer. For some reason I thought it was Sooty waving his magic wand. I had to view it on YouTube to check.

Aaarrrggghh! I should have muted the volume. Now I have that sickly tune in my head again!

It was Dora, now it's Sooty.

[Jayyylo]

One that got me last night was a new Pizza Hut ad where a girl ends up delivering a slice of pizza to a guy where it drops out of a book or something because he's studying (not really important even though it is irritating). The really maddening bit was that he picked up the slice of pizza from the point and took a bite out of the crust! Who does that?

[Hooli]

Jayyylo said:

JoeBolt said:

Hooli said:

JoeBolt said:

Vodafone.

Anxious looking couple sitting behind screaming kid on the bus. Anxious man stops it crying by showing a Sooty cartoon on his phone. Awful soppy-boy singing soundtrack.

Girlfriend appears to become all broody having seen breeding potential in her bloke. (Despite the fact he's a 'bus w***er')!

Previously bawling brat covers them both in projectile vomit. (I made this bit up but it would make a better ending!)

Edited by JoeBolt on Sunday 27th September 18:38

I think it's actually Dora the explorer, although it worries me that I know that as I've managed to maintain a kid free existence.

Child free also thank goodness, so never heard of Dora the Explorer. For some reason I thought it was Sooty waving his magic wand. I had to view it on YouTube to check.

Aaarrrggghh! I should have muted the volume. Now I have that sickly tune in my head again!

It was Dora, now it's Sooty.

Oh, I've managed to miss the new one then.

[AlexRS2782]

HomeSeller with "detective homes".

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Tuesday 29th September 23:20

[patmahe]

Jayyylo said:

One that got me last night was a new Pizza Hut ad where a girl ends up delivering a slice of pizza to a guy where it drops out of a book or something because he's studying (not really important even though it is irritating). The really maddening bit was that he picked up the slice of pizza from the point and took a bite out of the crust! Who does that?

I think that ad is for one of those stuffed crust pizzas, I noticed the same thing, it irked me too.

[hidetheelephants]

Jayyylo said:

One that got me last night was a new Pizza Hut ad where a girl ends up delivering a slice of pizza to a guy where it drops out of a book or something because he's studying (not really important even though it is irritating). The really maddening bit was that he picked up the slice of pizza from the point and took a bite out of the crust! Who does that?

Freaks and deviants, freaks and deviants eat pizza from the outside in...

[Morningside]

The BBC advert. Romesh Ranganathan: Hello, I'm Michael Palin.

[DaveGoddard]

The Pringles one where the guy is carefully making a dip for the two bints to dip their Pringles in, then turns round to find they have already scoffed them all. If I was him I'd have chucked the dip all over the ungrateful beyatches.

[FredClogs]

Sly Stallone in extended Warbuton's bread ad! WTF! It's not a bad advert but Arnie advertising Meerkat.com, Iggy Pop selling car insurance, Harvey Keitel selling something or other! What is happening to the ad industry, these people can't be short (especially Arnie and Stallone)!

[over_the_hill]

FredClogs said:

Sly Stallone in extended Warbuton's bread ad! WTF! It's not a bad advert but Arnie advertising Meerkat.com, Iggy Pop selling car insurance, Harvey Keitel selling something or other! What is happening to the ad industry, these people can't be short (especially Arnie and Stallone)!

I think you will find Stallone is quite short !

[Dennis99]

DaveGoddard said:

The Pringles one where the guy is carefully making a dip for the two bints to dip their Pringles in, then turns round to find they have already scoffed them all. If I was him I'd have chucked the dip all over the ungrateful beyatches.

And where does she get that one in her right hand from at the end? We need to know!