Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Hooli]

rohrl said:

PanzerCommander said:

"Does it have wifi?", "can you control it with your phone?" "No its a car, why does it need wifi or any of that bullst"

"fk off before I box your ears you badly-dubbed little brat"

Who gives a fk if it responses in an accident? make it properly so I don't crash it to start with you fkers.

[AlexRS2782]

Ikemi said:

STO said:

FourWheelDrift said:

The BT TV adverts with Matt Lucas in a fat suit pretending to be Australian woman.

I was going to post this, didn`t realize it was Matt Lucas though.

Might be wrong, but I've seen this advert and it's not Matt Lucas in a fat suit - It's Australian comedienne, Rebel Wilson ...

Yeah, as above. In both of the adverts they even call her by her name so I'm not sure where the confusion with Matt Lucas comes from

[FourWheelDrift]

AlexRS2782 said:

Ikemi said:

STO said:

FourWheelDrift said:

The BT TV adverts with Matt Lucas in a fat suit pretending to be Australian woman.

I was going to post this, didn`t realize it was Matt Lucas though.

Might be wrong, but I've seen this advert and it's not Matt Lucas in a fat suit - It's Australian comedienne, Rebel Wilson ...

Yeah, as above. In both of the adverts they even call her by her name so I'm not sure where the confusion with Matt Lucas comes from

I know it's not Matt Lucas, I posted it because I think she looks like Matt Lucas in a fat suit. I also find her as funny as gout.

They also lived together for a while which would have been very confusing to visitors.

[Morningside]

Hooli said:

AlexRS2782 said:

Tesco Price Match - bartering for a discount on a box of Corn Flakes.

Reminded me of the council thread tbh.

They truly are horrid.

[Langweilig]

I will ignore the Workplace Pension. It's bloody creepy and my mummy told me never to talk to strangers.

Edited by Langweilig on Sunday 1st November 13:05

[iandc]

Just off to TSB to get some "added plusness". Who invents this crap?

[JonRB]

droopsnoot said:

Dennis99 said:

DaveGoddard said:

The Pringles one where the guy is carefully making a dip for the two bints to dip their Pringles in, then turns round to find they have already scoffed them all. If I was him I'd have chucked the dip all over the ungrateful beyatches.

And where does she get that one in her right hand from at the end? We need to know!

It's the last one out of the tube - it drops on the table and she grabs it quickly.

Indeed. She's such a repellent human being that despite the look of upset on his face that the greedy cows have scoffed the lot and he didn't get any, she can't even let him have the last one and instead grabs it in a blur of movement and jams it into her mouth.

[JonRB]

I still hate the Nissan advert where the car assembles itself around the man. I have nothing against that part of the advert though, in fact it's kind of cool. What gets me, though, is the Emergency Brake Assist feature at the end where the bloke gives a look as if to say "Phew. Just as well I had Emergency Brake Assist or else I'd have had a crash", despite it actually being quite a gentle bit of braking. Learn to fking drive.

[VictoriaYorks]

Morningside said:

They truly are horrid.

And they both talk over the woman on the till, so rude

[The Hypno-Toad]

What the fk is wrong with William Defoe? He looks like Nosfertau in the latest BT advert.

[AlexRS2782]

The Hypno-Toad said:

What the fk is wrong with William Defoe? He looks like Nosfertau in the latest BT advert.

That advert reminds me of a Family Guy cutaway sketch a few years ago where they took the proverbial out of him for how badly he'd aged. Watching that BT advert makes the skit ever more apt - he's not aged well.

[Ste1987]

Europa1 said:

I know it has previously been offered up, but it seems to be all over the satellite channels again: Madbid.com

The chimp of a postman, nosy fker, asking how the effete wker in the weird house can afford "all these amazing productsssssss".

Seriously yanks my chain.

Glad I'm not the only one who gets annoyed by that prolonged sssssss!

[AlexRS2782]

Keep an eye out for the new Lidl advert titled "The Lidl School of Christmas", which seems to have debuted today, as it's another absolutely massive load of annoying ste.

As per usual, it features "real" customers being taught a series of supposedly humorous classes on Christmas etiquette.

[Riley Blue]

If you didn't like that, you're really not going to enjoy the Asda one!

[ChemicalChaos]

The new Virgin Fibre advert really gets on my wick, shoving a load of feminist motivational bullst down your throat with some tenuous link to the download speeds they are trying to advertise.

[Skii]

ChemicalChaos said:

The new Virgin Fibre advert really gets on my wick, shoving a load of feminist motivational bullst down your throat with some tenuous link to the download speeds they are trying to advertise.

when the reality is that its much quicker to upload your duck-face selfie with fibre.

[Hooli]

JonRB said:

I still hate the Nissan advert where the car assembles itself around the man. I have nothing against that part of the advert though, in fact it's kind of cool. What gets me, though, is the Emergency Brake Assist feature at the end where the bloke gives a look as if to say "Phew. Just as well I had Emergency Brake Assist or else I'd have had a crash", despite it actually being quite a gentle bit of braking. Learn to fking drive.

Anyone who activates such a system should lose their licence.

[Europa1]

GoCompare.

Which has just reminded me of who to post next in the "People you'd never tire of punching in the face" thread...

[thainy77]

The new Asda Christmas advert, i can't put my finger on why it annoys me so much but i will have to endure another seven weeks of it!

To be honest i'm struggling to remember it sat at work but i saw it twice last night and the second viewing had confirmed my hatred of it!

[TommoAE86]

Hooli said:

JonRB said:

I still hate the Nissan advert where the car assembles itself around the man. I have nothing against that part of the advert though, in fact it's kind of cool. What gets me, though, is the Emergency Brake Assist feature at the end where the bloke gives a look as if to say "Phew. Just as well I had Emergency Brake Assist or else I'd have had a crash", despite it actually being quite a gentle bit of braking. Learn to fking drive.

Anyone who activates such a system should lose their licence.

No they shouldn't, they should be fired out the top of the car at 300mph into something solid and preferably spiked. It's what the useless, blind, oxygen wasting, fktards, s deserve.
Even in the bloody advert you can hear the siren going a good distance before the system activates, maybe if that bellend chimp wasn't so preoccupied with whatever miserable ste that infecting his life he could slurp up the dribble coming from his mouth and actually drive using all of his senses!!

This advert really makes me angry, can you tell!

Edited by TommoAE86 on Wednesday 4th November 15:25