Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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boobles said:
Silverbullet767 said:
Current piss boiler advert is the AO.com new one.

Oh no my cookers broke down and I've got a dinner party.

No problem, I'll order a cooker and it'll come NEXT DAY

Installed and ready to go. The dinner party was saved.

I'm sorry, how was it saved. It was delivered THE DAY AFTER YOUR DINNER PARTY YOU MONG
yes Couldn't agree more! These adverts wind me up.
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+ another.

I don't care how good AO are, I'll never use them because their adverts piss me off so much.

steveatesh

4,900 posts

165 months

Wednesday 18th November 2015
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s3fella said:
Iva Barchetta said:
Another Christmas advert nomination.

Tesco.

The "family" of Ben Miller,Ruth Jones and drippy son.

Just stop !
Come the Revolution, they are the first bunch of s up against the wall!

Who the fk signed these advert's off? The one with the mongo kid trying to chat up the milf....it's like it was written (and acted) by primary school kids.
This. One of the worst adverts ever in my view, typical ridiculous male stereotype, woman saves the day, male stereotype is so fking stupid he wouldn't even be allowed out into care in the community. Whoever signed it off needs treatment.

Zad

12,703 posts

237 months

Thursday 19th November 2015
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It probably tells us quite a lot about Tesco's management and the control they have (or don't have) over the business now. All I can say is I totally agree with the other comments.

Cupramax

10,480 posts

253 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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JD Sports latest gem coffee Undisputed King of style, undisputed king of chav more like! laugh

poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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I now have to turn over or mute the tele every time the new Meerkats advert comes on, I don't normally hate them too much but this one does my head in.

It's Nicole Kidman, so you play the Top Gun music? She was in Day of Thunder you idiots, bloody well get it right or don't bother!

This one: http://www.comparethemarket.com/meerkat/movies/mee...

Halmyre

11,209 posts

140 months

Saturday 21st November 2015
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poing said:
I now have to turn over or mute the tele every time the new Meerkats advert comes on, I don't normally hate them too much but this one does my head in.

It's Nicole Kidman, so you play the Top Gun music? She was in Day of Thunder you idiots, bloody well get it right or don't bother!

This one: http://www.comparethemarket.com/meerkat/movies/mee...
An understandable mistake. Or don't you know all Tom Cruise movies are indistinguishable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFal553wR3k

rohrl

8,738 posts

146 months

Sunday 22nd November 2015
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Zad said:
It probably tells us quite a lot about Tesco's management and the control they have (or don't have) over the business now. All I can say is I totally agree with the other comments.
Tesco are circling the drain and have been since Terry Leahy left. He was a fantastic CEO but he obviously didn't spend enough time organising a proper succession programme because those who have followed him have been utter crap.

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Sunday 22nd November 2015
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All of the new laterooms. com adverts banghead Who the fk comes up with this crap?

Bluedot

3,593 posts

108 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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House Of Fraser.
It's Christmas FFS. No need to start having 'an attitude' over it.
And give up on all that fkin arm waving.

Your Christmas, Your Rules
Oh fk off.


DaveGoddard

1,193 posts

146 months

Monday 23rd November 2015
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Tesco one with the trying-too-hard professional virgin faux-schmoozing the attractive woman. Would have been more satisfying if she had stoved his head in with the bottle of wine at the end.

Is that really how men must be portrayed these days? We are not all the same.

The Hypno-Toad

12,284 posts

206 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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Bluedot said:
House Of Fraser.
It's Christmas FFS. No need to start having 'an attitude' over it.
And give up on all that fkin arm waving.

Your Christmas, Your Rules
Oh fk off.
+1.
I was going to post something similar. How they think it would appeal to their normal customer base I have no idea. Just plain obnoxious if you ask me.

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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DaveGoddard said:
Tesco one with the trying-too-hard professional virgin faux-schmoozing the attractive woman. Would have been more satisfying if she had stoved his head in with the bottle of wine at the end.

Is that really how men must be portrayed these days? We are not all the same.
Saw that one last night, I wish she'd smashed his head in too.

Langweilig

4,329 posts

212 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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AlexRS2782 said:
All of the new laterooms. com adverts banghead Who the fk comes up with this crap?
As regards the advert with the beatboxer, I offer him a simple alternative. He can shut up and stop his annoying beatboxing. Or I will punch him in the gob.punch


Edited by Langweilig on Tuesday 24th November 19:12

Langweilig

4,329 posts

212 months

Tuesday 24th November 2015
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That KFC ad. It's a load of crap, you know.

everyeggabird

351 posts

107 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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steveatesh said:
s3fella said:
Iva Barchetta said:
Another Christmas advert nomination.

Tesco.

The "family" of Ben Miller,Ruth Jones and drippy son.

Just stop !
Come the Revolution, they are the first bunch of s up against the wall!

Who the fk signed these advert's off? The one with the mongo kid trying to chat up the milf....it's like it was written (and acted) by primary school kids.
This. One of the worst adverts ever in my view, typical ridiculous male stereotype, woman saves the day, male stereotype is so fking stupid he wouldn't even be allowed out into care in the community. Whoever signed it off needs treatment.
clapclapclapyes

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Thursday 26th November 2015
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what's that advert where the voice-over says "in a world full of dictats..."

i laughed at the idea of dick tatts. The world probably shouldn't be filled with them.

Mcphisto

830 posts

136 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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Shoot me now....I've just seen the Christmas McDonalds advert vomit with the kids and annoying wife singing I wish it could be Christmas every day. Worst acting ever,embarrassing,annoying .......and that's what I have noticed after just one viewing!

Edit just to say I seem to have caught the full length advert, there is a shorter one that's not half as bad. The one i saw had them start singing at the drive through window.

Edited by Mcphisto on Saturday 28th November 01:18

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Friday 27th November 2015
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The latest NetBet one that, badly, recreates the restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally.

TommoAE86

2,668 posts

128 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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It's a radio one this time but one doing the rounds on my local radio station is a frim advertising that you can sue your travel provider if you get sick on holiday "upto £2,000" is mentioned along with "it's not your fault you were sick on holiday" and "you didn't pay to be sick on holiday"...

My rage as the scum of "it's someone else's fault" mentality becoming the norm quickly turned to disappointment, surely we used to be so much better than this?

Where's my "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" meme frown

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Saturday 28th November 2015
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Another tonight during Jonathan Ross - the KFC "Christmas Friendship Bucket Test" with associated hashtag for all their customers to join in vomit
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