Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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VictoriaYorks said:
Halb said:
I hate those haribo adverts so much it has made me hate the brand.

fk haribo, it's maoam for me....or pick'n'mix!!! biggrin
https://www.haribo.com/enGB/products/maoam.html
Looks like it's market pic'n'mix for me then. biggrin

Tango13

8,448 posts

177 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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It's on the radio but that fking Maplins advert comparing gifts that has turned Christmas into a fking competition.

Mind you, my first thought on seeing the latest John Lewis ad where the voice over states that some OAP's haven't spoken to anyone for a month was...

Where the fk do I sign up for that much peace and fking quiet?

Issi

1,782 posts

151 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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Any Christmas advert with snow in it. It hasn't snowed in the UK in December for decades, and even in Dickens' time I don't think that it was a regular occurrence.

I'd rather see the adverts showing people turning up begrudgingly at their inlaws houses in the constant drizzle, and then having dinner.

Perhaps they could do mud angels in the back garden after the Queens speech

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

164 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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Quick quid ad with the hipster and his overheating Jazz....grumpy

poo at Paul's

14,153 posts

176 months

Sunday 20th December 2015
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FreeLitres said:
Have we had the Just Eat radio advert yet currently on Talksport every 20 minutes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYck8dc5PrE

The thing that pisses me off is that he wants a Chicken Tikka Balti with mushroom FRIED rice. Surely mushroom fried rice is a chinese dish? Where is he going to order from that delivers an indian curry with a chinese rice?
Weirdly, we really like that one in our house!! And that version there with him still hanging on the wires at the end is the best one!!

Doofus

25,829 posts

174 months

Sunday 20th December 2015
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Om nom nom fking nom

Poke it up your arse, you pointless tt!

Riley Blue

20,973 posts

227 months

Sunday 20th December 2015
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Issi said:
Any Christmas advert with snow in it. It hasn't snowed in the UK in December for decades...
Oh yes it has, a mere five years ago when I opened our front door to find half a metre of snow. We're not in Scotland either (where it has snowed this month) but in the middle of Chesterfield, where snow is comparatively rare. There are are far more annoying things to hate in Christmas adverts than wintry weather.

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Monday 21st December 2015
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Tango13 said:
Mind you, my first thought on seeing the latest John Lewis ad where the voice over states that some OAP's haven't spoken to anyone for a month was...

Where the fk do I sign up for that much peace and fking quiet?
Sounds like heaven doesn't it?

mu0n

2,348 posts

134 months

Monday 21st December 2015
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The wagamama's radio advert. From bowl to soul.

fk off fk off fk off

Arrrggghhh I hate it!!!

mu0n

2,348 posts

134 months

Monday 21st December 2015
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Electronicpants said:
I NEED A BALTI!!!!!!!



ps off.
fking hate this too.

DaveGoddard

1,193 posts

146 months

Tuesday 22nd December 2015
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The Dryathlon one (I think) sung in a deliberately unintelligible/drugged voice.

BristolRich

545 posts

134 months

Tuesday 22nd December 2015
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No no no no no no no no no no no there's no dandruff...No no no no no no no no no no no there's no dandruff...

The budget clearly spent on the 5 second faceplant shot of some random football playing gorm looking lost and clueless...


ChemicalChaos

10,397 posts

161 months

Tuesday 22nd December 2015
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If I hear that "cracker joke writer" advert with the shrieking bint just one more time, I won't be accountable for my actions...

droopsnoot

11,958 posts

243 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2015
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AlexRS2782 said:
Oh God, Tesco have released yet another Christmas advert, with the son picking out Christmas dinner, and it's worse than the previous one banghead
Yes, that's weird. The way he says "I'll handle the turkey" and the way he puts his finger across his mothers mouth at the end of the ad are quite disturbing.

Pointless ad for me is the Jagermeister ad, where a group of (presumably) friends go out into the forest, spend (presumably) ages building a massive Reindeer effigy out of wood, then set fire to it.

Rick_1138

3,683 posts

179 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2015
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droopsnoot said:
AlexRS2782 said:
Oh God, Tesco have released yet another Christmas advert, with the son picking out Christmas dinner, and it's worse than the previous one banghead
Yes, that's weird. The way he says "I'll handle the turkey" and the way he puts his finger across his mothers mouth at the end of the ad are quite disturbing.

Pointless ad for me is the Jagermeister ad, where a group of (presumably) friends go out into the forest, spend (presumably) ages building a massive Reindeer effigy out of wood, then set fire to it.
Yeah, that ones weird too, save money on sundries and fuel and buy a bigger bottle of jaeger instead!

Also, the above mentioned 'cracker joke writer' fffuuuccckkkkkkk!!!!

Riley Blue

20,973 posts

227 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2015
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Penguins.... any Christmas advert with a penguin, they have fk all to do with Christmas.

Was there a penguin in the manger when Jesus was born? No.
Do you stick a penguin on top of your Christmas tree? No.
Do you have roast penguin for Christmas dinner? No.

Penguins... what are they good for - absolutely nothing!

robinessex

11,062 posts

182 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2015
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Right you lot. Pack it up !! I used to go into suspended animation mode while the ads were on, make a cuppa, or visit the loo. Now I find myself watching them intently to see how stupidity and ridiculousness I can spot. I'm even beginning to annoy the other half now!!!

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

180 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2015
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FreeLitres said:
Have we had the Just Eat radio advert yet currently on Talksport every 20 minutes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYck8dc5PrE

The thing that pisses me off is that he wants a Chicken Tikka Balti with mushroom FRIED rice. Surely mushroom fried rice is a chinese dish? Where is he going to order from that delivers an indian curry with a chinese rice?
Are you serious? Most of the Indian restaurants I know offer it. I wouldn't order it but plenty of people would so they offer it.

big dub

4,044 posts

218 months

Wednesday 23rd December 2015
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Deezer.

furious

Mcphisto

830 posts

136 months

Thursday 24th December 2015
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Dreams and that god awful Everything changes but you song sung by a woman far too slowly, crap song anyway but it's got the slowed down breathy woman treatment and it drives me crazy.
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