Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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droopsnoot

11,949 posts

242 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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I've never watched it, nor "American Dad", nor (gasp) The Simpsons. If the "giggity" is what makes it funny, I made the right decision as it would just annoy me.

Blown2CV

28,822 posts

203 months

Friday 8th January 2016
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"british seniors insurance agency"

woman that looks about 50 wittering to camera about reasons why older people need insurance, yet she is doing so within a kitchen that looks like it belongs to an 90 year old living in the 1980s. Weirdly they also seem to have a son that looks about 18.

The bit that drives me nuts though is at the end, the husband is shown fixing a knackered old corsa (faded red paint and everything) on his driveway, and he says with satisfaction "this will run for years and years". The son then says "just like you"; and all three laugh uproariously.

EXCEPT THAT'S NOT A JOKE.

What would be a joke would be if he had said "Unlike you, you old ". Also, that surely would better validate the need for old people insurance, so not only is it not funny and not a joke, it isn't even on message.

Mrs 2CV is getting sick of me ranting about it.

bingybongy

3,875 posts

146 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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poing said:
Bluedot said:
I seem to spend most of my time posting in this thread now but I can't let the latest "no,no - no,no,no,no...." Head And Shoulders advert go without a mention.
What is Joe Hart thinking of ? Reputedly he's on £110k per week but has to stoop to doing stuff like this ? I know it's easy money and all that but really ?
I can only assume there is a little challenge between the various football stars to do the worst shampoo advert possible, I can't think of any other reason to be involved in anything this terrible.
Not shampoo but...


CooperD

2,870 posts

177 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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That takes me back. Used to use Cossack hairspray mainly because they sponsored Roger Clark's rally car.

Bluedot

3,590 posts

107 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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bingybongy said:
poing said:
Bluedot said:
I seem to spend most of my time posting in this thread now but I can't let the latest "no,no - no,no,no,no...." Head And Shoulders advert go without a mention.
What is Joe Hart thinking of ? Reputedly he's on £110k per week but has to stoop to doing stuff like this ? I know it's easy money and all that but really ?
I can only assume there is a little challenge between the various football stars to do the worst shampoo advert possible, I can't think of any other reason to be involved in anything this terrible.
Not shampoo but...

Nice one.
laugh

Who can forget this classic from Jason McAteer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNBTo3q8O50


Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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"Shpock: the boot sale app", is my current pet hate.

As a non-hipster, I can tell this site isn't for me.

JontyR

1,915 posts

167 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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Johnnytheboy said:
"Shpock: the boot sale app", is my current pet hate.

As a non-hipster, I can tell this site isn't for me.
It has to be the most pointless advert ever in the world! It is trying to appeal to some strange age/groups. As I really don't see how some girl having a pillow fit in her undies has any relevance to selling stuff. Just daft!

Mr_Yogi

3,278 posts

255 months

Saturday 9th January 2016
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JontyR said:
It has to be the most pointless advert ever in the world! It is trying to appeal to some strange age/groups. As I really don't see how some girl having a pillow fit in her undies has any relevance to selling stuff. Just daft!
Ah but you remembered that bit didn't you wink

MissChief

7,111 posts

168 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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The new Zoopla ad where the dippy, annoying 'wife' is in a trance of sorts at the bottom of the stairs as if the house is talking to her. I know they're only actors but if I were the husband I'd be walking out. It's st. And on every ad break it seems.

JontyR

1,915 posts

167 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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Mr_Yogi said:
JontyR said:
It has to be the most pointless advert ever in the world! It is trying to appeal to some strange age/groups. As I really don't see how some girl having a pillow fit in her undies has any relevance to selling stuff. Just daft!
Ah but you remembered that bit didn't you wink
Yes I did....but I remembered it for the wrong reasons and I certainly wouldn't use it because I'm not that shallow! Plus I get annoyed about symmetry and why is only one of the girls in her pants and the other is fully clothed?

Langweilig

4,328 posts

211 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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Do us all a favour and take your "booking" ad and shove it where the sun never "booking" shines. Whoever devised that "booking" ad, wants a "booking" punch in the "booking" gob.punch

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Sunday 10th January 2016
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"Gary,you're so Money supermarket "

New ad.

Appalling !

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Monday 11th January 2016
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Langweilig said:
Do us all a favour and take your "booking" ad and shove it where the sun never "booking" shines. Whoever devised that "booking" ad, wants a "booking" punch in the "booking" gob.punch
I think that ad was directed by Beavis and Butthead. "Hurhurhur, look, the word "booking" sounds a bit like "f**king" hurhurhurhur, hurhurhur".....

Childish morons.

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

152 months

Monday 11th January 2016
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Its like the Toyota Aygo - go fun yourself

The new fashion for nearly saying fk is the most tedious, uninspired and unoriginal feature of current advertising

thetapeworm

11,231 posts

239 months

Tuesday 12th January 2016
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Has anyone done Deezer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adF3mSX0Ukk

Utter sheezer.

JontyR

1,915 posts

167 months

Tuesday 12th January 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
"Gary,you're so Money supermarket "

New ad.

Appalling !
Is this the one with the dancing security agent? If so that one I still find mildly amusing! smile

Beati Dogu

8,894 posts

139 months

Tuesday 12th January 2016
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Can't say I've seen that Deezer one. Not all adds are shown nationwide though, sometimes they'll pick an ITV region to support a test launch. I've seen them do that with new chocolate bars.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 12th January 2016
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JontyR said:
Iva Barchetta said:
"Gary,you're so Money supermarket "

New ad.

Appalling !
Is this the one with the dancing security agent? If so that one I still find mildly amusing! smile
Yes,can't stand it,only slightly more tolerable than the Sharon Osborne one.

CooperD

2,870 posts

177 months

Sunday 17th January 2016
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The Beagle Street advert with the dog ripping up the blokes trousers. Complete load of tosh.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Monday 18th January 2016
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GoCompare are mining a particularly rich seam of utter sh^t at the moment.
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