Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Loose_Cannon

1,593 posts

253 months

Sunday 3rd April 2016
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Mcphisto said:
Just seen the Jacobs cream crackers one featuring some woman miming to I like to move it....shockingly bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zaZuCaMlA8

Edited by Mcphisto on Tuesday 23 February 21:39
WTF why is this advert still on and what message were the ad agency trying to get across exactly? A presumably jobless scruffy single mum entertaining their pointless offspring on some midday cheap seaworld type ticket.....an aggravating one hit wonder from 20 years ago that doesn't match the imagery.....and a cheap lunchbag of cheesy crackers.

It's actually put me off the product

Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy

12,973 posts

100 months

Sunday 3rd April 2016
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Loose_Cannon said:
It's actually put me off the product
Adverts planned to be annoyingly bad often have that effect on me too. As an EG I shall never EVER Go Compare to this day after the rather lengthy period that their annoying prick was on the TV on every ad break, on every channel, at every hour etc etc....

hidetheelephants

24,383 posts

193 months

Monday 4th April 2016
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The go-compare bks is getting a ridiculous frequency of airplay, and the Barry stpeas soundalike taxi driver rips my knitting.

On the plus side I like the Warburtons muppets ad, there isn't much on TV that can't be improved with a bit of Waldorf and Statler roasting everything.

Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Monday 4th April 2016
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WTF did i just see yikes the new laterooms advert with the fat black woman getting her baps out. I nearly barfed yuck

Ok, if you havent seen it yet

http://youtu.be/oSzE5SaDqYs

Silverbullet767

10,707 posts

206 months

Monday 4th April 2016
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There's nooa vineeeer in eeear!

shoot

AlexRS2782

8,048 posts

213 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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Chicago Town seem to have launched a rather weird advert featuring a big song & dance routine about the love of pizza.

chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Tuesday 5th April 2016
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Any 'Healthy Choice' nature bar or breakfast cereal ad that happily states they're low in fat - but sugar content is never mentioned.

Bluedot

3,590 posts

107 months

Friday 8th April 2016
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The Black Farmer.

Shutup, seriously just shut the fk up.
mad

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 8th April 2016
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Tenna Lady Pants.
I mean ok its an age thing but showing the bulge ? It's like a cameltoe on steroids.

hidetheelephants

24,383 posts

193 months

Friday 8th April 2016
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techiedave said:
Tenna Lady Pants.
I mean ok its an age thing but showing the bulge ? It's like a cameltoe on steroids.
Almost as irksome as the fake french bint.

AlexRS2782

8,048 posts

213 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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ITV with their trailer for No Talent Britain with David Walliams pretending to be Simon Cowell.

Similarly, BBC running a similarly annoying trailer featuring Michael Mcintyre promoting his new show.

hidetheelephants

24,383 posts

193 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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AlexRS2782 said:
ITV with their trailer for No Talent Britain with David Walliams pretending to be Simon Cowell.

Similarly, BBC running a similarly annoying trailer featuring Michael Mcintyre promoting his new show.
Mcintyre was popular for 5 minutes 10 years ago; what the fk is wrong with the BBC? He couldn't be more middle of the road if he painted white lines on his face.

kowalski655

14,643 posts

143 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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The teeth whitening ad that shows an asian guy smiling across an office at a white woman,and her smiling back, with the voice over "A white smile is more powerful"!!! Will they bring on the KKK next?smile
And then offering afree lipstick....racist AND sexist

Otispunkmeyer

12,594 posts

155 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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hidetheelephants said:
The go-compare bks is getting a ridiculous frequency of airplay, and the Barry stpeas soundalike taxi driver rips my knitting.

On the plus side I like the Warburtons muppets ad, there isn't much on TV that can't be improved with a bit of Waldorf and Statler roasting everything.
I'm sorry, thats the first time I have seen "rips my knitting" and I have been folded in half struggling for breath for the last 5 minutes. I have no idea why I find that expression so funny!

Tango13

8,440 posts

176 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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The latest advert for bacteria in a bottle with the Aerosmith soundtrack.

RemyMartin

6,759 posts

205 months

Saturday 9th April 2016
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AlexRS2782 said:
ITV with their trailer for No Talent Britain with David Walliams pretending to be Simon Cowell.

Similarly, BBC running a similarly annoying trailer featuring Michael Mcintyre promoting his new show.
Michael McIntyre is painfully unfunny. I hate the bbc ad for his show. Makes me angry just hearing his voice.

Pints

18,444 posts

194 months

Sunday 10th April 2016
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The latest Nissan ad is just as terrible as those which have preceded it.

Antony Moxey

8,072 posts

219 months

Sunday 10th April 2016
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The maltesers advert with the two women messing about with the cakes where one pretends they're a pair of tits and the other pretends they're eyes popping out on stalks. The stupid noise she makes doing the eyes thing seriously makes me want to punch her in the face. No wonder you didn't get the part and it went to someone 'more attractive' you sexist cow.

Tango13

8,440 posts

176 months

Sunday 10th April 2016
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Antony Moxey said:
The maltesers advert with the two women messing about with the cakes where one pretends they're a pair of tits and the other pretends they're eyes popping out on stalks. The stupid noise she makes doing the eyes thing seriously makes me want to punch her in the face. No wonder you didn't get the part and it went to someone 'more attractive' you sexist cow.
Ingrid Oliver cloud9

BIRMA

3,808 posts

194 months

Sunday 10th April 2016
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The gambling and bingo adds on the Sky channels take some beating, apart from the irritating tone of the voice and the irritating individuals its more a case of 'tap tap bozo' not 'tap tap boom'
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