Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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droopsnoot

11,904 posts

242 months

Friday 13th May 2016
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wayned212 said:
Natwest rewards, advert is doing my head in now, it takes 4 days for the money to transfer to your account, so how he can stand outside the shop and then spend the money?
Probably like all the old iPhone "there's an app for that" adverts, that had "Sequences shortened" across the bottom in small print.

Blown2CV

28,786 posts

203 months

Friday 13th May 2016
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wayned212 said:
Natwest rewards, advert is doing my head in now, it takes 4 days for the money to transfer to your account, so how he can stand outside the shop and then spend the money?

Plus like you will be able to save enough to buy a moped, they are clever in that they only pay out on certain suppliers.
4 days??? where are you transferring it from and how?!

wayned212

3 posts

95 months

Friday 13th May 2016
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Blown2CV said:
4 days??? where are you transferring it from and how?!
To transfer rewards to a Natwest account takes 3/4 days

Blown2CV

28,786 posts

203 months

Friday 13th May 2016
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wayned212 said:
Blown2CV said:
4 days??? where are you transferring it from and how?!
To transfer rewards to a Natwest account takes 3/4 days
so that's within the same bank? wow

CooperD

2,866 posts

177 months

Saturday 14th May 2016
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The Postcode Lottery ads are starting to annoy me. It's the frequency they are shown rather than than the adverts themselves.

kowalski655

14,632 posts

143 months

Sunday 15th May 2016
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Same here with the Clash of Clans one...they must be raking it in to show it that often.
Saying that,I like the song,and the woman is very easy on the eye indeed

bodhi

10,451 posts

229 months

Sunday 15th May 2016
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When I come to power the first against the wall will be the team behind the Just Eat adverts.

budgie smuggler

5,376 posts

159 months

Monday 16th May 2016
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The ones sponsoring The Big Bang Theory. Hungry horse or just eat or something.

I don't know why but their faux equations really nip my tits. Here's one for you:

Bunch of dheads + an irritating slogan ^ stty music = your advert.

nicanary

9,790 posts

146 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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Kwik-Fit - "FREE 40-poimt brake check"!!!!

40?? Really?? How the heck do you find 40 different things to check for brake safety? Or do they mean 10 per corner? All aimed at non-petrolheads to make them feel uneasy.

TIGA84

5,206 posts

231 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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the Weetabix Drink dhead that says "I haven't got time for breakfast" I'm too busy sleeping in my clothes - then rocks up to a full breakfast meeting and actually has to push a croissant away as he gives it the corporate "lets go" bullst as everyone around him is clearly eating.

Maybe if you turned up on time you could eat with everyone else?

All it promotes is laziness.


over_the_hill

3,187 posts

246 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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nicanary said:
Kwik-Fit - "FREE 40-poimt brake check"!!!!

40?? Really?? How the heck do you find 40 different things to check for brake safety? Or do they mean 10 per corner? All aimed at non-petrolheads to make them feel uneasy.
Will almost certainly be 10 points per-corner

outer pad depth
inner pad depth
outer disc face
inner disc face
disk thickness
fluid line in good order

six there already

And how many cars will get an all clear and how many will have 'some fault' that has to be repaired immediately - "It's brakes and safety - don't want to risk that mate"
and/or other scare mongering tactics on the uneducated.








nicanary

9,790 posts

146 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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over_the_hill said:
nicanary said:
Kwik-Fit - "FREE 40-poimt brake check"!!!!

40?? Really?? How the heck do you find 40 different things to check for brake safety? Or do they mean 10 per corner? All aimed at non-petrolheads to make them feel uneasy.
Will almost certainly be 10 points per-corner

outer pad depth
inner pad depth
outer disc face
inner disc face
disk thickness
fluid line in good order

six there already

And how many cars will get an all clear and how many will have 'some fault' that has to be repaired immediately - "It's brakes and safety - don't want to risk that mate"
and/or other scare mongering tactics on the uneducated.
Quite so. I wouldn't go near the place - it's the motoring equivalent of Currys, all they're interested in is flogging something you don't want or need.

All my servicing and repairs are done by a local garage I've used for years. They know me, and I trust them - it's a sort of mutual benefit society. They never try to con me, and in return I continue to use them. If my pads are half-worn, they tell me this, and allow me to act like an adult and decide for myself.

They're actually Kia dealers, but I don't hold that against them.

Thankyou4calling

10,601 posts

173 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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over_the_hill said:
Will almost certainly be 10 points per-corner

outer pad depth
inner pad depth
outer disc face
inner disc face
disk thickness
fluid line in good order

six there already

And how many cars will get an all clear and how many will have 'some fault' that has to be repaired immediately - "It's brakes and safety - don't want to risk that mate"
and/or other scare mongering tactics on the uneducated.
They'd probably find fault with a delivery mileage Toyota

Thankyou4calling

10,601 posts

173 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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TIGA84 said:
the Weetabix Drink dhead that says "I haven't got time for breakfast" I'm too busy sleeping in my clothes - then rocks up to a full breakfast meeting and actually has to push a croissant away as he gives it the corporate "lets go" bullst as everyone around him is clearly eating.

Maybe if you turned up on time you could eat with everyone else?

All it promotes is laziness.
Yep can't stand this either. I'm nearing 50 but have never seen a boy like this at a "Board " meeting.

Mcphisto

830 posts

135 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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The Crunchie one with the dubbed on mouth, WTF were they thinking?

Blown2CV

28,786 posts

203 months

Wednesday 18th May 2016
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TIGA84 said:
the Weetabix Drink dhead that says "I haven't got time for breakfast" I'm too busy sleeping in my clothes - then rocks up to a full breakfast meeting and actually has to push a croissant away as he gives it the corporate "lets go" bullst as everyone around him is clearly eating.

Maybe if you turned up on time you could eat with everyone else?

All it promotes is laziness.
The thing that annoyed me most is who it seems to be aimed at. Clearly the just out of university fresh faced yet disorganised and useless interns that want to get up at the last possible second yet somehow are still ferociously ambitious despite earning just £100 and seemingly fine to spend £2 on breakfast bottled ste every day. Cringe.

98elise

26,502 posts

161 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Thankyou4calling said:
over_the_hill said:
Will almost certainly be 10 points per-corner

outer pad depth
inner pad depth
outer disc face
inner disc face
disk thickness
fluid line in good order

six there already

And how many cars will get an all clear and how many will have 'some fault' that has to be repaired immediately - "It's brakes and safety - don't want to risk that mate"
and/or other scare mongering tactics on the uneducated.
They'd probably find fault with a delivery mileage Toyota
Agreed. I recently took my car into one of thee places as there was a terrible scraping noise coming from the rear drivers side wheel.

They diagnosed issues with front and rear brakes. I told them to do the rear but leave the front because they were fine (I'd changed the pads and checked the discs about a month ago).

After the work the noise was still there. They told be it was because I hadn't had the front discs changed (at £300!), even though the noise was from the rear.

I told them I had checked the discs myself and they were not worn or scored, so what was the problem. Rust was their answer. Not in the faces, but on the edges and this was causing the noise! Rust no unprotected cast iron...I'm shocked!

After a very heated discussion I left. The next day I jacked the car up myself and diagnosed a fecked wheel bearing in about 20 seconds.

nicanary

9,790 posts

146 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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98elise said:
Thankyou4calling said:
over_the_hill said:
Will almost certainly be 10 points per-corner

outer pad depth
inner pad depth
outer disc face
inner disc face
disk thickness
fluid line in good order

six there already

And how many cars will get an all clear and how many will have 'some fault' that has to be repaired immediately - "It's brakes and safety - don't want to risk that mate"
and/or other scare mongering tactics on the uneducated.
They'd probably find fault with a delivery mileage Toyota
Agreed. I recently took my car into one of thee places as there was a terrible scraping noise coming from the rear drivers side wheel.

They diagnosed issues with front and rear brakes. I told them to do the rear but leave the front because they were fine (I'd changed the pads and checked the discs about a month ago).

After the work the noise was still there. They told be it was because I hadn't had the front discs changed (at £300!), even though the noise was from the rear.

I told them I had checked the discs myself and they were not worn or scored, so what was the problem. Rust was their answer. Not in the faces, but on the edges and this was causing the noise! Rust no unprotected cast iron...I'm shocked!

After a very heated discussion I left. The next day I jacked the car up myself and diagnosed a fecked wheel bearing in about 20 seconds.
What??(splutter, splutter....) But these lads are TECHNICIANS! Surely they know far more than the likes of you and me? Just look at their job title. You'll crash and burn, mark my words - think of the children.

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Ken Sington

3,959 posts

238 months

Thursday 19th May 2016
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Probably mentioned many times earlier in this thread, but the 118 118 duo. Wasn't funny when they first started and hasn't improved.

AlexRS2782

8,040 posts

213 months

Sunday 22nd May 2016
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Dick-U-Is and the advert for his current tie in with 3 mobile & Dial.

Edit - also the new VW Tiguan advert with the supposedly Hipster dad driving his daughter to school.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Sunday 22 May 20:51

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