Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[TCEvo]

The "moon rive" Galaxy chocolate ad. Seems to have been on TV now for eternity. Please fk off.

[hidetheelephants]

Volterol embrocation; 'My wife is better than me at tennis and the fact that this is implicitly emasculating is both funny and original!'

[peterperkins]

hidetheelephants said:

Volterol embrocation; 'My wife is better than me at tennis and the fact that this is implicitly emasculating is both funny and original!'

LOL New balls please!

[Shakermaker]

Magners ad, with the ' I'm free' song being sung by different people

Gaaarrrrrh

[HustleRussell]

Just seen the advert for the new MG GS. Manages to be both obviously very low budget and very much like every other 'lifestyle family car' ad.

[98elise]

Some Gump said:

We're allowing radio ads?

I nominate anyone selling a fakkin' vaaaaan, builders stuff or advertising for scrap metal. Why the fk is every cant from fakkin essex, when it's being advertised in Manchester?

Agreed, winds me up and I'm from the south east. I'm sure one advert even manages to have whistling in an essex accent

[N-TY4C]

poing said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

Alpacin shampoo.

Just rub instant coffee on yer bonce as an alternative. Just not decaff.

It's the fact they go on to mention how many they have sold in Germany. I've lived in Germany, I wouldn't be using them as a selling point for shampoo.

I too lived in Germany. The ladies use it to keep their under arm hair shiny

Edited by N-TY4C on Friday 8th July 22:02

[hidetheelephants]

The Trivago woman is becoming increasingly assertive; I can do it my way, but her way will be sooo much easier. I was waiting for the 'or else' but it's implicit I think.

[iandc]

That bloody GoCompare taxi "fantastic" driver seems to be on all the time now.
I wish he would drive into a brick wall, with his last word before croaking it is "fantastic"!!

[Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy]

iandc said:

That bloody GoCompare taxi "fantastic" driver seems to be on all the time now.
I wish he would drive into a brick wall, with his last word before croaking it is "fantastic"!!

I shall never EVER Go Compare thanks to that blo0dy fat tt screeching his deliberately irritating jingle all day every day. To my mind irritating your customers in to using you is not a tactic I buy in to.

[robinessex]

For a change guys:-

Enjoy !

https://player.vimeo.com/video/57468088?title=0&am...

[nicanary]

robinessex said:

For a change guys:-

Enjoy !

https://player.vimeo.com/video/57468088?title=0&am...

Thank you, from the very bottom of my heart.

[kowalski655]

A boob warning wouldn't have gone amiss there,my wife was sitting next to me...and not impressed

[J4CKO]

Some Gump said:

We're allowing radio ads?

I nominate anyone selling a fakkin' vaaaaan, builders stuff or advertising for scrap metal. Why the fk is every cant from fakkin essex, when it's being advertised in Manchester?

Yep all Matey, Matey, Geezer, Geezer, Buildy, Buildy, like the minute you get the keys to a van or a spirit level you turn into bloody Ray Winstone.

[mgtony]

robinessex said:

For a change guys:-

Enjoy !

https://player.vimeo.com/video/57468088?title=0&am...

I posted that in 2010. Nice to see they all still look as fit today as they did then!

[robinessex]

kowalski655 said:

A boob warning wouldn't have gone amiss there,my wife was sitting next to me...and not impressed

Be careful, Boobies about! Does she have a similar problem on the beach with topless ladies present then?

PS. My grandchildren, all six of them, thought it was funny.

[Blown2CV]

And there was at least a minute's worth of slo-mo tit build up. Show her some of your private collection, that'll cheer her up.

[Shakermaker]

Just seen an advert for Hellamns mayonnaise

It talks about making a BLT better by using the Mayo.

But the man in the advert spreads the Mayo directly onto the bacon he's just put on the sandwich. Surely you'd put it on the bread? Cold Mayo direct on hot bacon? Weird

[Bluedot]

Some yogurt one with Mark Wright (Essex bloke ?)
I thought it was so cheesy it was going to be some sort of wind up, nope, it is just genuinely awful.

[droopsnoot]

Shakermaker said:

But the man in the advert spreads the Mayo directly onto the bacon he's just put on the sandwich. Surely you'd put it on the bread? Cold Mayo direct on hot bacon? Weird

Wouldn't help in that ad, though, if you watch carefully the first bit is the bread popping out of the toaster, so that's hot as well.