Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.
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Diet Chef with "Cheryl" meeting her "former self".
Basically current "slimmer" Cheryl goes back in time to meet former "larger" Cheryl and they get all gushy and emotional over the weight loss achieved (which as it turns out is just 1 stone).
Of course to accentuate the look of the weight loss, "slimmer" Cheryl has been dressed up nicely and given a liberal coating of make up to evidently improve her beauty, whilst "larger" Cheryl has been suitably dressed down and given a few skin blemishes and spots to make it look like the extra 1 stone of weight she had before makes her look awful.
Basically current "slimmer" Cheryl goes back in time to meet former "larger" Cheryl and they get all gushy and emotional over the weight loss achieved (which as it turns out is just 1 stone).
Of course to accentuate the look of the weight loss, "slimmer" Cheryl has been dressed up nicely and given a liberal coating of make up to evidently improve her beauty, whilst "larger" Cheryl has been suitably dressed down and given a few skin blemishes and spots to make it look like the extra 1 stone of weight she had before makes her look awful.
Johnnytheboy said:
Cupramax said:
Aldi "Back to school" adverts before the summer holidays have even started in most places
I'm old enough to remember when that st started about August Bank Holiday. It's like they don't want the poor little sods to enjoy their summer holidays.
Nice background music though (Bentley Rhythm Ace).
Shakermaker said:
Just seen an advert for Hellamns mayonnaise
It talks about making a BLT better by using the Mayo.
But the man in the advert spreads the Mayo directly onto the bacon he's just put on the sandwich. Surely you'd put it on the bread? Cold Mayo direct on hot bacon? Weird
I also shouted at the ridiculousness of trying to spread mayo over lumpy bacon. My OH just looked at me and rolled her eyes. She just doesn't get it! Who the fk would ever do that, uneven mayo spread alert!It talks about making a BLT better by using the Mayo.
But the man in the advert spreads the Mayo directly onto the bacon he's just put on the sandwich. Surely you'd put it on the bread? Cold Mayo direct on hot bacon? Weird
Piersman2 said:
Shakermaker said:
Just seen an advert for Hellamns mayonnaise
It talks about making a BLT better by using the Mayo.
But the man in the advert spreads the Mayo directly onto the bacon he's just put on the sandwich. Surely you'd put it on the bread? Cold Mayo direct on hot bacon? Weird
I also shouted at the ridiculousness of trying to spread mayo over lumpy bacon. My OH just looked at me and rolled her eyes. She just doesn't get it! Who the fk would ever do that, uneven mayo spread alert!It talks about making a BLT better by using the Mayo.
But the man in the advert spreads the Mayo directly onto the bacon he's just put on the sandwich. Surely you'd put it on the bread? Cold Mayo direct on hot bacon? Weird
HustleRussell said:
VictoriaYorks said:
The Subway advert with the couple, why would she order the whole menu?
And how tight do you have to be to coerce your 'date' into getting the cheapest 6" sandwich? Vitality "We think of you like an Everyday Athlete" Life.
Boots ruining the classic Rozalla - Everybody's Free, with a plinky plonky vocal in their current adverts ranging from students dealing with spots preparing for prom to a team of "professional" sun cream appliers keeping people safe on holiday.
Boots ruining the classic Rozalla - Everybody's Free, with a plinky plonky vocal in their current adverts ranging from students dealing with spots preparing for prom to a team of "professional" sun cream appliers keeping people safe on holiday.
Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy said:
I shall never EVER Go Compare thanks to that blo0dy fat tt screeching his deliberately irritating jingle all day every day. To my mind irritating your customers in to using you is not a tactic I buy in to.
The tune is that of 'Over there' a WW1 propoganda/battle anthem written by George M. Cohan in 1917. Over 100,0000 US servicemen had died by the end of the conflict in 2918 - don't know the UK/French/Anzac death toll.Every time I hear it, there's the sound of spinning from war graves .
Visit Blackpool - the kid who is obviously over egging that fake accent. Never have I wanted to punch a child in the face more.
Sunny loans - Awful. Make out they're some sort of public service and use the term "life support" it's 1299% APR you shower of robbing twunts!
Tesco Mobile "Holidays in Europe" - Mentioned purely for the amount of times I've seen this stupid advert. Monotonous.
Toyota Aygo x-cite - What a load of shyte. There's bot all exciting about about Toyota's latest Nan-mobile. I guarantee this advert is aimed entirely at the wrong market. The people driving this will have grey hair, questionable driving skills and a distinct inability to travel at more than 20 MPH.
Sunny loans - Awful. Make out they're some sort of public service and use the term "life support" it's 1299% APR you shower of robbing twunts!
Tesco Mobile "Holidays in Europe" - Mentioned purely for the amount of times I've seen this stupid advert. Monotonous.
Toyota Aygo x-cite - What a load of shyte. There's bot all exciting about about Toyota's latest Nan-mobile. I guarantee this advert is aimed entirely at the wrong market. The people driving this will have grey hair, questionable driving skills and a distinct inability to travel at more than 20 MPH.
Diabetes UK lottery. That's an actual number draw lottery not a lottery if you get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9QaSH5Gd3A
Looks like it's been made by the samepeople halfwits who make all the accident claims adverts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9QaSH5Gd3A
Looks like it's been made by the same
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