Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.
Discussion
davhill said:
The one for the new super slim HP laptop. When the bloke on the plane won't shut it off, someone boots the back of his seat.
Has No-one got respect for property any more?
??Has No-one got respect for property any more?
I think the gag is he won't turn it off because he loves it so much, and as a result the plane is getting delayed.....
...maybe says a bit that you think it was meant to be they wanted him to turn it off because they are jealous? Or am I missing the point?
FourWheelDrift said:
Latest Compare the Market advert where the Meerkats are now paedophiles, grooming online and inviting a child to join them on their motorhome journey.
At least they think he is a child, he's an adult now, doesn't make it any better.
At least they think he is a child, he's an adult now, doesn't make it any better.
Thank f
k someone else thinks that and not just me!The first time I saw it i thought 'yeah let's invite a kid to meet by the side of the road on the promise of a trip to a theme park in our mobile rape shed. Nowt dodgy about that at all'
What creative genius signed off on that one?!
everyeggabird said:
Amazon, where the paedo looking old bloke uses a leaf blower to push the girl on the swing. (He looks like a bloke at work, one of the single most irritating and arrogant people I have ever met).
That's Dougie Brown, used to have terrible dress sense on the 1970s TV show The Comedians. - https://youtu.be/1DkQVpKzKIgAs I have great skills in observation I observed that the bloke on the train in the haribo advert who DOESNT want his favourite being taken is............................ drumroll the bloke in the Morrisons advert with a broken leg/ foot whose daughter comes in and gives the half of the doughnut to her teddie bear rather than dad.
He has a beard in that one and not in the other this shows what a truly brilliant deducer of facts I am
Thank you
He has a beard in that one and not in the other this shows what a truly brilliant deducer of facts I am
Thank you
Blown2CV said:
Completely missing the point there. Their market is peope who don't want to sell privately. If you wanted to sell privately, you would never consider WBAC. Probably the majority of people think the same as the ad woman. No-one really enjoys dealing with the public, they are all fking weirds and rapists. If I thought I could get a good price for a car i was selling without cleaning it and having psychos come round my house then i would. Most of the people who use WBAC are comparing prices to trade-in price though, and actually the prices are generally st, but it's worth it to some to take the hit in order to remove the hassle. It's not being "stuck up".
It's pretty obvious what their business model is. I was merely pointing out that the attitude of the woman is that of someone who would not use public transport or shop at a local supermarket because it's below her. That's the only part thing that grips meking weirds and rapists. If I thought I could get a good price for a car i was selling without cleaning it and having psychos come round my house then i would. Most of the people who use WBAC are comparing prices to trade-in price though, and actually the prices are generally st, but it's worth it to some to take the hit in order to remove the hassle. It's not being "stuck up". The Hypno-Toad said:
Check your credit score?
Probably best to find out why/how your dog has found out how to fking talk first.
Their new one aired this afternoon and it's worse.Probably best to find out why/how your dog has found out how to f
king talk first. It features a brat shoving a pineapple in his dads face asking him why it's called a pineapple "coz there's no pines or apples innit"
Dad replies asking what he's doing as he's busy trying to check his credit score and then offers up a lame quip over how his brats pet isn't technically from Guinea or even a Pig.
Radio rather than TV. It's an advert for the Co-Op. It has people chewing, slurping, gulping and talking with their mouths full. Every time it is on the radio I remind myself never to set foot in their shops again. fkING DISGUSTING. IT IS LIKE SOMEBODY LOUDLY EATING A MACDONALDS 2 mm FROM YOUR EARHOLE.
kING DISGUSTING. IT IS LIKE SOMEBODY LOUDLY EATING A MACDONALDS 2 mm FROM YOUR EARHOLE.May have already been mentioned, but the Fairy Liquid one where the kid wants to make a spaceship.
Unrealistic depiction of the attention span of a child waiting however long it takes the bottle to be emptied to still be interested in making a space ship, and also, that several other bottles will undoubtedly have become available during that period, enough to make a medium size fleet of Coke bottles, hand soap bottles, olive oil bottles, all sorts.
Had I made that ad I would have made it a series where the bottle is emptied very slowly over the course of several weeks, and you just get a new advert each week where the child is still waiting for the bottle to be emptied. I would then hope to win an award for "most boring advert series ever" to takeover from the BT teenagers!
Unrealistic depiction of the attention span of a child waiting however long it takes the bottle to be emptied to still be interested in making a space ship, and also, that several other bottles will undoubtedly have become available during that period, enough to make a medium size fleet of Coke bottles, hand soap bottles, olive oil bottles, all sorts.
Had I made that ad I would have made it a series where the bottle is emptied very slowly over the course of several weeks, and you just get a new advert each week where the child is still waiting for the bottle to be emptied. I would then hope to win an award for "most boring advert series ever" to takeover from the BT teenagers!
Isn't the most boring series of ads ever the old Nescafe ads ,the one that debuted the
now infamous "shaking the beans" .
Anthony Head and Sharon Maughn ?????
I'm getting mixed up now....It was Gareth Hunt who shook the beans in earlier ads than the "couple" ads.
Just ignore me.
now infamous "shaking the beans" .
Anthony Head and Sharon Maughn ?????
Edited by Iva Barchetta on Thursday 4th August 20:09
I'm getting mixed up now....It was Gareth Hunt who shook the beans in earlier ads than the "couple" ads.
Just ignore me.
Edited by Iva Barchetta on Thursday 4th August 20:11
Another list for today:
Confused sacking off Brian & The Robots and replacing them with James Corden driving a car with every traffic light turning green as he approaches them. It's almost as if they've thought "Hmmm, we need to rebrand. I know let's hire a celebrity who's currently on trend".
All the Olympic tie in adverts that are now hitting their stride. Muller, DFS, Samsung, etc, etc.
Plus ITV's continuous plugging of the next series of fking X Factor
Confused sacking off Brian & The Robots and replacing them with James Corden driving a car with every traffic light turning green as he approaches them. It's almost as if they've thought "Hmmm, we need to rebrand. I know let's hire a celebrity who's currently on trend".
All the Olympic tie in adverts that are now hitting their stride. Muller, DFS, Samsung, etc, etc.
Plus ITV's continuous plugging of the next series of f
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