Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED
Author
Discussion

HustleRussell

24,721 posts

161 months

Friday 12th August 2016
quotequote all
I don’t know if it’s still on but the McDonalds punk advert with The Buzzcocks song ‘what do I get…’

Sorry but if I am ever desperate enough to eat McDonalds food I do not want it to be constructed in a disinterested fashion by the naked fingers and painted nails of passive aggressive skank who looks like she’s gone straight to work from some debaucherous class ‘A’ fuelled punk gig.

I’m surprised by the whole thing, associating your food with the punk movement? Showing your food being flung together with scant regard for food preparation hygiene? While gormless pervert looks on? Is that appealing to anyone?

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Friday 12th August 2016
quotequote all
Picking up on Thankyou4calling's post - the Which? adverts for their booklets are irritating.

Actually, any ads featuring "the great British public" annoy me: Which?, Postcode Lottery, Gala Bingo...

Matt_N

8,903 posts

203 months

Friday 12th August 2016
quotequote all
nicanary said:
budgie smuggler said:
The new Microsoft one. "I couldn't do this on a Mac". Crock of st.
Is this the one with the American mountaineer who has "summited" Everest 6 times? I know PH doesn't like grammar Nazis (like wot I am) but this is typical of halfwit US monkeys - check your dictionary you stupid cow, summit is a noun......it's a bad as "podiumed".
I guess it's the set designer who is using his Window's tablet thing to draw up then 3d render his latest set.

Bullett

10,889 posts

185 months

Friday 12th August 2016
quotequote all
HustleRussell said:
I don’t know if it’s still on but the McDonalds punk advert with The Buzzcocks song ‘what do I get…’

Sorry but if I am ever desperate enough to eat McDonalds food I do not want it to be constructed in a disinterested fashion by the naked fingers and painted nails of passive aggressive skank who looks like she’s gone straight to work from some debaucherous class ‘A’ fuelled punk gig.

I’m surprised by the whole thing, associating your food with the punk movement? Showing your food being flung together with scant regard for food preparation hygiene? While gormless pervert looks on? Is that appealing to anyone?
Why is the Capri LHD in that one?

Dick Dastardly

8,313 posts

264 months

Monday 15th August 2016
quotequote all
AlexRS2782 said:
Bluedot said:
AlexRS2782 said:
Confused sacking off Brian & The Robots and replacing them with James Corden driving a car with every traffic light turning green as he approaches them. It's almost as if they've thought "Hmmm, we need to rebrand. I know let's hire a celebrity who's currently on trend".
Yes, totally agree. Not overly keen on James Corden anyway so I'm slightly biased but an extremely annoying ad all the same.
Also not sure that having Marc Bolan playing in the background to a car driving/car insurance advert is the wisest choice of music anyone's made.
I've just received an email from them, containing their new marketing campaign blurb behind their rebranding laugh

advertising blurb said:
James Corden has the drive of his life, hitting green light after green light to nail the smoothest of rides, because he's a winning driver. The driver wins with us.

Driver wins. What is a driver win?

We champion drivers by celebrating their golden car-related moments. You know that good feeling you get when a car leaves an otherwise-packed car park, and you nab that space? That’s a driver win!

And we’re all about the driver wins. Whether that’s a smooth run of green lights, belting out a guilty pleasure that comes on the radio, or saving money on your car insurance.

We’d love to hear about your finest driving moments.
This makes me embarrassed to be a marketer. On behalf of everyone else in my profession we apologise for this god awful advert and that load of toss they've written to justify it.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

164 months

Monday 15th August 2016
quotequote all
Bullett said:
Why is the Capri LHD in that one?
I decided it was so the pre pubescent boy could be at the window with the edgey looking girl serving.

In other nominations,more New Tesco ads for the days out,especially the one where she feigns being electrocuted by the sparky glass thing.

Cupramax

10,481 posts

253 months

Monday 15th August 2016
quotequote all
Europa1 said:
Picking up on Thankyou4calling's post - the Which? adverts for their booklets are irritating.
This and the fact that its just a ruse to get the plebs that phone up wanting one to sign up to a Which subscription. Despite mentioning about 50 times in the adverts that theyre free ( they are, but the first thing they ask is for your card details for a subscription) smash

oddball1313

1,195 posts

124 months

Monday 15th August 2016
quotequote all
The Direct Line ones with Harvey Keitel doing the whole wise guy Mr Winston Wolfe bullst - total cringe, not remotely funny, just baffling that he was prepared to do it, all I can think was the cheque must have been huge cause his career isn't going to be now.

Halmyre

11,210 posts

140 months

Tuesday 16th August 2016
quotequote all
oddball1313 said:
The Direct Line ones with Harvey Keitel doing the whole wise guy Mr Winston Wolfe bullst - total cringe, not remotely funny, just baffling that he was prepared to do it, all I can think was the cheque must have been huge cause his career isn't going to be now.
He's 77. He's probably thinking, "future career? fk it, I'm done". I'm also guessing the adverts won't be seen in the US, in the same way that some surprisingly big names have done ads for Japanese market.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

207 months

Tuesday 16th August 2016
quotequote all
oddball1313 said:
The Direct Line ones with Harvey Keitel doing the whole wise guy Mr Winston Wolfe bullst - total cringe, not remotely funny, just baffling that he was prepared to do it, all I can think was the cheque must have been huge cause his career isn't going to be now.
I quite like the 'let's get the fudge out of Rog" one.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Tuesday 16th August 2016
quotequote all
oddball1313 said:
The Direct Line ones with Harvey Keitel doing the whole wise guy Mr Winston Wolfe bullst - total cringe, not remotely funny, just baffling that he was prepared to do it, all I can think was the cheque must have been huge cause his career isn't going to be now.
It's the only time a GT86 is going to sound that good... hehe

I'm going to preemptively nominate any advert in the next four years featuring an athlete that participated in the 2016 Olympics.

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Tuesday 16th August 2016
quotequote all
Johnnytheboy said:
I'm going to preemptively nominate any advert in the next four years featuring an athlete that participated in the 2016 Olympics.
You don't need to. Aldi, Lidl, Muller & Samsung (amongst others) are already running various ones with Team GB athletes as part of their sponsorship agreements. Plus, a couple of nights ago, Nissan have started a cringeworthy advertising campaign as part of their sponsorship of Team GB at the Paralympics.

Dog Star

16,143 posts

169 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
quotequote all
Mr Gearchange said:
oddball1313 said:
The Direct Line ones with Harvey Keitel doing the whole wise guy Mr Winston Wolfe bullst - total cringe, not remotely funny, just baffling that he was prepared to do it, all I can think was the cheque must have been huge cause his career isn't going to be now.
I quite like the 'let's get the fudge out of Rog" one.
I like the one with the council house chubbies in pink tutus off for a hen night. Awesome bouncy hotties.

Balmoral

40,929 posts

249 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
quotequote all
HustleRussell said:
I don’t know if it’s still on but the McDonalds punk advert with The Buzzcocks song ‘what do I get…’
Can I get a Big Mac one, a large fries one and a large Coke one.

31mph

1,308 posts

136 months

Wednesday 17th August 2016
quotequote all
MitchT said:
Any ad with music on it that I like but when I Shazam it I get a load of blurb about the thing that's being advertised instead of being told what the fecking song is! furious
Yea Shazam seem to have teamed up with many advertisers to offer this feature

Try an app like Soundhound instead, same in principle, but in theory shouldn't jump to the advert

nelly1

5,630 posts

232 months

Friday 19th August 2016
quotequote all
The new Apple Carplay ad - here...

"Can you be hands on and hands free?"

Appears to show Apple Bird pulling away from a parking space into traffic while checking her phone...

Just what today's roads need - Apps on the dashboard!

Blown2CV

28,854 posts

204 months

Friday 19th August 2016
quotequote all
hungry house ad where they have the chinese (looking) girl ordering chinese food. Bit lacist?

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

214 months

Friday 19th August 2016
quotequote all
Ford have launched their new "Do I deserve that new car?" advertising featuring a woman mulling over whether she deserves to buy herself a new car on an expensive PCP deal.

The biggest annoyance in the advert is the fact that Ford are now following in the footsteps of Audi, Mercedes, etc, by making all their base models look like performance ones by rebranding their range into "ST-Line".

nelly1 said:
The new Apple Carplay ad - here...

"Can you be hands on and hands free?"

Appears to show Apple Bird pulling away from a parking space into traffic while checking her phone...

Just what today's roads need - Apps on the dashboard!
Just came on to nominate that one myself. Yet another fantastic creation designed to distract a certain demographic of drivers even more than they are already banghead

hidetheelephants

24,448 posts

194 months

Friday 19th August 2016
quotequote all
fking Aviva safe drive app bks; the fking advert contained at least one act of driver stupidity which would not be detected by the fking app but definitely violates the Highway Code and stands a moderate prospect of causing a fking accident. s.

BristolRich

545 posts

134 months

Friday 19th August 2016
quotequote all
Lorraine Kelly - "I'm team GB...are yoooooooooohooooooooooooooo?"


TOPIC CLOSED
TOPIC CLOSED