Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Bullett]

We have it, but the Mrs works for VF so we effectively get it for free. Works well.

[TCEvo]

Bullett said:

We have it, but the Mrs works for VF so we effectively get it for free. Works well.

Thanks

[Shakermaker]

Another one on the radio if I may...

Axa Car insurance - uninsured driver protection.

Voiceover lady wants to say "But its OK, she noted the Make, Model and Registration..."

What it sounds like on the advert..

"but its OK, she noted the Make, Mod un registration..."

Grates on me every time I hear it... speak properly, you are on the Radio!

[boobles]

The baked bean tin song advert!

[ChemicalChaos]

AlexRS2782 said:

If you thought the ClearScore ads couldn't get any weirder / crapper than the last two, well they have.

They've now moved onto one with a woman holding a giant chicken goujon with her parter saying it's his. Then a talking cat (that sounds like a poor imitation of Consuela in Family Guy) pops up and says it's actually his, before proceeding to tell the guy that everything in and including the house actually belongs to him.

This.... I fking hate that advert!

[Balmoral]

The new Audi advert extolling the virtues of four wheel grip, but all cars have exactly the same four wheel grip, no matter whether FWD, RWD or AWD. You would have thought that Audi would know the difference between grip and traction.

[AJXX1]

Bristol Street Motors

So stilted I clench my anus every time I have the misfortune to see this crock of shyte.

SCS

"Guaranteed delivery before Christmas" - I should bloody hope so as well, given Christmas is 3 chuffing months away! actually 3 and a half, so just how long does it take to get a cheap poxy bloody settee delivered? Or does it take that long for the daft muppet in the advert to finish jizzing all over it before it can be delivered? Seriously love, calm down! You should have a word with that chav lass off the Always advert - "Because I'm a woman do you think I'm going to crack under pressure", she'll sort you out with some fanny pads so you're not leaving a trail over all these cheap settees, maybe then they'll be delivered faster and won't need a stupid advert promising Christmas delivery in September?

Edited by AJXX1 on Friday 9th September 19:44

[Cupramax]

Jack Whitehall with the Paralympic swimming girls, such a monumentally unfunny bell end.

[Teppic]

Cupramax said:

such a monumentally unfunny bell end.

So that's why Ellie Simmonds says to him: “Don’t come near me in those”.

[poing]

Ellie Goulding doing some hair stuff, it says it's for rock star hair.

Does anyone from the advertising company know who she is? She's the funny looking girl that sounds like a 12 year old when she sings, she is in no way a rock star!

[Biker 1]

Oh god - the fking Ikea paedophile-esque ad with the granddad with the fking tomatoes in his eyes. Again.....

[VictoriaYorks]

The terrible music offends my ears, but good grief why does every advert with an older person and a child make people say paedo now? I've seen that comment aimed at the Amazon one with the girl on the swing and the meerkat one too.

Edited by VictoriaYorks on Saturday 10th September 23:26

[HustleRussell]

Biker 1 said:

Oh god - the fking Ikea paedophile-esque ad with the granddad with the fking tomatoes in his eyes. Again.....

That one makes me smile and so does the credit score one with the boxer dog who says 'what doing?"...

I recently had a day off work and stupidly sat in front of the telly while having lunch. The ads they aim at the unemployed. It's all gambling, risky loans and various things you can supposedly claim free money from. Worst is this bloke who condescendingly interrogates me on why I haven't done anything about my PPI.

Actually any one of the current Wrigleys chewing gum adverts might be worse. Spotty girl penalty shoot out. Asian woman stands man up at altar despite the fact he has money and a career. What.

[Amirhussain]

HustleRussell said:

Biker 1 said:

Oh god - the fking Ikea paedophile-esque ad with the granddad with the fking tomatoes in his eyes. Again.....

Actually any one of the current Wrigleys chewing gum adverts might be worse. Spotty girl penalty shoot out. Asian woman stands man up at altar despite the fact he has money and a career. What.

When I first watched that ad I honestly thought it was going to be about forced marriage/domestic violence or something along them lines...

[HustleRussell]

Amirhussain said:

When I first watched that ad I honestly thought it was going to be about forced marriage/domestic violence or something along them lines...

I genuinely don't know what the message is supposed to be there, it seems to be angled at 'empowering women' and gender equality but somehow manages to go way too far the other way.

[Biker 1]

HustleRussell said:

That one makes me smile

I think you may need therapy

[HustleRussell]

Biker 1 said:

HustleRussell said:

That one makes me smile

I think you may need therapy

Actually you're one one who sees an advert with an old man cooking with his granddaughter and immediately thinks 'paedophile'.

[matchmaker]

The Duracell one. "Lasts ten times longer than normal zinc carbon batteries". Who the fk uses zinc carbon batteries nowadays?

[Biker 1]

HustleRussell said:

Biker 1 said:

HustleRussell said:

That one makes me smile

I think you may need therapy

Actually you're one one who sees an advert with an old man cooking with his granddaughter and immediately thinks 'paedophile'.

How on earth can an ad of that poor quality, not to mention the fake 'Swedish' accent make you smile??? Its utter crap!

[CooperD]

The Vauxhall Corsa advert where the stupid bint has her fking apps programmed in to the car and is having a good fking singalong as she's driving. Concentrate on the road you stupid tart and not on your fking singing!!!