Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.
Discussion
Issi said:
Can anybody explain the Jeremy Clarkson/Amazon firs stick advert, were he sends some sticks across the channel with drones?
I've watched it a couple of times and just can't seem to get the gist of it.
Where he says he is going to be sending some fire sticks to our friends in Europe, snigger?I've watched it a couple of times and just can't seem to get the gist of it.
I've been trying to get it, wasn't sure if it was a WW2 reference about sending over bombs? I have no idea, I know it's meant to be a bit funny in a not particularly PC way but I just don't know how or why.
sealtt said:
Issi said:
Can anybody explain the Jeremy Clarkson/Amazon firs stick advert, were he sends some sticks across the channel with drones?
I've watched it a couple of times and just can't seem to get the gist of it.
Where he says he is going to be sending some fire sticks to our friends in Europe, snigger?I've watched it a couple of times and just can't seem to get the gist of it.
I've been trying to get it, wasn't sure if it was a WW2 reference about sending over bombs? I have no idea, I know it's meant to be a bit funny in a not particularly PC way but I just don't know how or why.
I think the drones are just because Amazon want to push their drone thing.
Vocal Minority said:
sealtt said:
Issi said:
Can anybody explain the Jeremy Clarkson/Amazon firs stick advert, were he sends some sticks across the channel with drones?
I've watched it a couple of times and just can't seem to get the gist of it.
Where he says he is going to be sending some fire sticks to our friends in Europe, snigger?I've watched it a couple of times and just can't seem to get the gist of it.
I've been trying to get it, wasn't sure if it was a WW2 reference about sending over bombs? I have no idea, I know it's meant to be a bit funny in a not particularly PC way but I just don't know how or why.
I think the drones are just because Amazon want to push their drone thing.
Balmoral said:
Moose? But in the first advert the dogs name is Lewis, he says Lewis, clear as day, no ambiguity whatsoever, he says Lewis.
If the dogs name is in fact Moose, then why in the juddering f
k is he calling it Lewis in the first advert and Mush in the second?
Sad that I am, just checked on the Clearscore Twitter account and the dog is indeed called Moose. If the dogs name is in fact Moose, then why in the juddering f
k is he calling it Lewis in the first advert and Mush in the second?Edited by Balmoral on Thursday 1st December 16:02
Strange.
TommoAE86 said:
That job app (red background on the app), maybe called "job appy" or something equally disgusting.
Some girl is not spending time with her family because she's on her phone.... "little does she know that I've used this app to find a new job"
hurrah that's something worth aspiring for.
I suppose can see the argument in this day and age when it only take 3 people to get an advert banned for whatever reason froths out of their mouth to ensure they don't oversell but really.
I guess I'm also unbelievably snobby, but why not make her a chef?
To be fair I would not be surprised if 90% of the jobs that result from using that app are for something involving getting at least topless, so getting a waitress job out of it would be a bit of a result.Some girl is not spending time with her family because she's on her phone.... "little does she know that I've used this app to find a new job"
- poof*
hurrah that's something worth aspiring for.
I suppose can see the argument in this day and age when it only take 3 people to get an advert banned for whatever reason froths out of their mouth to ensure they don't oversell but really.
I guess I'm also unbelievably snobby, but why not make her a chef?
techiedave said:
The ones for the coffee thing with Will I Am. The You Tube versions are even worse. I just don't get Will I AM he pops up all over the place he is like a media luvvy. He stands there with his exciteable ramblings and looks like his eyes are about to pop out.
He was on Graham Norton. Chris Pratt was doing a card trick and asked him to pick a card. When asked what card he had picked he said it was an A. He had no clue about cards at all. He lives in a bubble, also had ear pods in during the whole show and was wearing a vision in biege that Roger Moore would have worn if James Bond had been an 80 year old woman.FourWheelDrift said:
techiedave said:
The ones for the coffee thing with Will I Am. The You Tube versions are even worse. I just don't get Will I AM he pops up all over the place he is like a media luvvy. He stands there with his exciteable ramblings and looks like his eyes are about to pop out.
He was on Graham Norton. Chris Pratt was doing a card trick and asked him to pick a card. When asked what card he had picked he said it was an A. He had no clue about cards at all. 
oceanview said:
I think its a Talk Talk advert with a fat couple sat on a sofa and the woman laughing the most annoying, horrible, laugh/screech ever. This woman needs to be shot!
That one made my teeth itch yikesyikes
If Mrs Biker 'laughed' like that, I'd have her shot for sure!!! Who the fk thought this st was in any way amusing or a good idea to sell something? Come to think of it, the 'creators' of this shizzle should be shot also.
THIS... but shootings is too good for her... Clubbed to death with one of those passion killing, disgusting, wedgey things on her feet would be preferable.
I think its a Talk Talk advert with a fat couple sat on a sofa and the woman laughing the most annoying, horrible, laugh/screech ever. This woman needs to be shot!
That one made my teeth itch yikesyikes
If Mrs Biker 'laughed' like that, I'd have her shot for sure!!! Who the fk thought this st was in any way amusing or a good idea to sell something? Come to think of it, the 'creators' of this shizzle should be shot also.
THIS... but shootings is too good for her... Clubbed to death with one of those passion killing, disgusting, wedgey things on her feet would be preferable.
Balmoral said:
GloverMart said:
Balmoral said:
speech said:
Bad news... the original annoying couple and their talking dog are back in a new annoying ad for that credit ratings check company.
The dog asks where he's going and the bloke replies "Lanzhasmush", after seeing it several times I've finally worked out he's saying "Nan's house Lewis".
If the dogs name is in fact Moose, then why in the juddering f
k is he calling it Lewis in the first advert and Mush in the second?Edited by Balmoral on Thursday 1st December 16:02
speech said:
This ad is on so often and winding me up so much that I just have to change channel before I throw the TV out of the window
I actually like the 2 ads for Clearscore, the talking dog makes me chuckle.Although I have no idea why people need to check their credit score all the time....
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