Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Hainey

4,381 posts

201 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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Depp trying to be an angst ridden teenager. He's in his 50s ffs! rofl

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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Now the chubby chomper has her Uncle over and knows they hid the port under the sink. What does the chubby chopster do - bring out a cheeseboard. Meanwhile you have her hubby moaning that the Uncle has eaten all the biscuits ( personally I think its the wife)
All courtesy of Tesco

Mcphisto

830 posts

136 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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techiedave said:
Now the chubby chomper has her Uncle over and knows they hid the port under the sink. What does the chubby chopster do - bring out a cheeseboard. Meanwhile you have her hubby moaning that the Uncle has eaten all the biscuits ( personally I think its the wife)
All courtesy of Tesco
Also I noticed in the other advert where they are bringing out the turkey with all the family gathered round there is one person missing! .......The annoying son from last year, I suspect he's buried under the patio Trevor Jordache stylee.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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Mcphisto said:
techiedave said:
Now the chubby chomper has her Uncle over and knows they hid the port under the sink. What does the chubby chopster do - bring out a cheeseboard. Meanwhile you have her hubby moaning that the Uncle has eaten all the biscuits ( personally I think its the wife)
All courtesy of Tesco
Also I noticed in the other advert where they are bringing out the turkey with all the family gathered round there is one person missing! .......The annoying son from last year, I suspect he's buried under the patio Trevor Jordache stylee.
Dopey son went missing ages ago.

Annoying wife also annoys when Roger says "Would you like a glass of.....?"

She doesn't say please, manners Mrs, manners.

iandc

3,719 posts

207 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
Dopey son went missing ages ago.

Annoying wife also annoys when Roger says "Would you like a glass of.....?"

She doesn't say please, manners Mrs, manners.
I bet she says "YES PLEASE" if he asked her if she wanted more food! She is growing by the foot in each advert sequence.

ajprice

27,529 posts

197 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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Blown2CV said:
ajprice said:
CooperD said:
The Hungry House advert where two rather camp individuals sitting on a sofa are shouting at each other about Prawn balls and Chicken balls.
Yes. Those Gogglebox rip off adverts can just go away now. Gogglebox is bad enough hehe
oh is that what it's meant to be.
Well Hungryhouse have been bought out by Just Eat, so maybe they can do us a favour and make the adverts stop hehe

https://www.engadget.com/2016/12/15/just-eat-hungr...

Steamer

13,864 posts

214 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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Morrisons MacaRONS

Cupramax

10,482 posts

253 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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Morrisons adverts full stop, the bloke that voices them grates big style.

BristolRich

545 posts

134 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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The current Christmas Waitrose advert...the one of the extreme close up of the chocolate mousse/ trifle and the over exaggerated squelching of the spoon going through it.

It just sounds like somebody has just stood in a massive turd.

PurpleMoonlight

22,362 posts

158 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Any begging advert.

Blown2CV

28,868 posts

204 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Steamer said:
Morrisons MacaRONS
macaron != macaroon

Brilad

595 posts

190 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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House of bd Fraser

'ready or not, here I KOM'

ps off, love.

Reminds me of the DJ Santa bks we had a few years back.

Plus any ad that features rhyming couplets eg Aldi. Go away.

Mcphisto

830 posts

136 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Brilad said:
House of bd Fraser

'ready or not, here I KOM'

ps off, love.
I agree, this must be one of the worst adverts at the moment, the way she says KOM drives me mad.mad

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Mcphisto said:
Brilad said:
House of bd Fraser

'ready or not, here I KOM'

ps off, love.
I agree, this must be one of the worst adverts at the moment, the way she says KOM drives me mad.mad
It's the achingly hip, urgently trendy, burstingly energetic street dancing that yanks my chain. It looks like a group epileptic fit.

AstonZagato

12,716 posts

211 months

Saturday 17th December 2016
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The Chloe perfume advert. Not sure why but when the girl says "I am Chloe" and gives a smug giggle, I want to put a shoe through the TV. Very irrational

hidetheelephants

24,476 posts

194 months

Sunday 18th December 2016
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Having used a borrowed laptop for a couple of days, whatever pop-up advert PH has that plays JFK's dead girlfriend at me, singing 'Happy Birthday' while whizzing off her tits on quaaludes.

oceanview

1,511 posts

132 months

Monday 19th December 2016
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Some bloody aftershave advert with Johnny Depp having a teenage crisis of some sort. I think he's an ahole at the best of times but ffs man, what with wearing all that stupid crap- necklacess' galore, rings and generally trying to be someone 30 years younger- give it a bloody rest and chill-out!

Bluedot

3,596 posts

108 months

Monday 19th December 2016
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oceanview said:
Some bloody aftershave advert with Johnny Depp having a teenage crisis of some sort. I think he's an ahole at the best of times but ffs man, what with wearing all that stupid crap- necklacess' galore, rings and generally trying to be someone 30 years younger- give it a bloody rest and chill-out!
We've had that before but I'm more than happy to have it multiple times, winds me up no end.
And the way he uses the shovel...he'd end up with crap all over him if he shovelled like that.


Silverbullet767

10,714 posts

207 months

Tuesday 20th December 2016
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Bluedot said:
And the way he uses the shovel...he'd end up with crap all over him if he shovelled like that.
Reminds me of the scene in the full Monty when one of them slags off flashdance. "That acetyline mix is all to cock. Those welds won't hold fk all!"

rofl

hidetheelephants

24,476 posts

194 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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Contrary to the thread topic I really like the Warburtons crumpet ad with the Muppets.
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