Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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lacrimoniousfin

22 posts

133 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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Mcphisto said:
Fry Light is my new one to hate....Nod nod nod...how you like me now ....nod nod nod. Arrrg who thinks up this st and how do they get away with it.
And they don't even nod in time to the music. Just poor.

oceanview

1,511 posts

131 months

Saturday 31st December 2016
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Tesco tt face back again, playing Christmas games...he says " in her fifties, still in great shape...?"

Well, it sure as hell isn't your heffer mrs ,is it, vomit

AstonZagato

12,705 posts

210 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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boobles said:
berlintaxi said:
The Mad Monk said:
boobles said:
The latest "we buy any car" advert's where the girl mentions how she could have got more money by selling privately but doesn't have the time to advertise it! All this tells me is, anyone who can't be bothered or doesn't have the time to advertise their car properly probably has also not had time to service or look after their car properly & cut corners on repairs when possible! Surely the majority of people who have cherished their cars, would undoubtedly want to spend the time in writing a decent advert along with detailed photos etc! We buy any car please go away please!
I have a certain amount of sympathy for the WBAC girl/bloke.

It isn't so much that I don't have time to write an ad, which therefore means I didn't have time to get it serviced. I can prove the servicing to you in this carefully collated file which I will produce.

I think it's more that I can't be bothered to wait in at times when I want to be out for people who won't turn up. Or tell me that they wanted a green car, when it says 'blue' in the ad. Or haggle tiresomely. Or say 'what's the least you will take'? What about if I ask 'what's the most you will pay'?

WBAC have their place. If you don't like them, don't use them.
Exactly this, Boobles obviously has too much time on his hands, some of us can't be bothered sitting around waiting for no shows and time -wasters, all my cars have full main dealer service history yet would still get chucked into WBAC if it suited.
I absolutely do have time to write a detailed advert along with detailed photos and a 100% service record in my immaculate folders in date order! Some of us do take the time in making sure the vehicle & it's records are in as great condition as possible, so if that means"I have to much time on my hands" then so be it!!!! If on the other hand I was trying to sell a £500 banger, then I am with you all the way!
It isn't just the timewasters, though, it's the fraudsters. And the unpleasant people who turn up on your doorstep. Selling a car can be an unpleasant business.

The wife is thinking of getting rid of her Landcruiser and using my Rangie when I don't need it. I suspect I will smack it out to WBAC.

bingybongy

3,875 posts

146 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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AstonZagato said:
boobles said:
berlintaxi said:
The Mad Monk said:
boobles said:
The latest "we buy any car" advert's where the girl mentions how she could have got more money by selling privately but doesn't have the time to advertise it! All this tells me is, anyone who can't be bothered or doesn't have the time to advertise their car properly probably has also not had time to service or look after their car properly & cut corners on repairs when possible! Surely the majority of people who have cherished their cars, would undoubtedly want to spend the time in writing a decent advert along with detailed photos etc! We buy any car please go away please!
I have a certain amount of sympathy for the WBAC girl/bloke.

It isn't so much that I don't have time to write an ad, which therefore means I didn't have time to get it serviced. I can prove the servicing to you in this carefully collated file which I will produce.

I think it's more that I can't be bothered to wait in at times when I want to be out for people who won't turn up. Or tell me that they wanted a green car, when it says 'blue' in the ad. Or haggle tiresomely. Or say 'what's the least you will take'? What about if I ask 'what's the most you will pay'?

WBAC have their place. If you don't like them, don't use them.
Exactly this, Boobles obviously has too much time on his hands, some of us can't be bothered sitting around waiting for no shows and time -wasters, all my cars have full main dealer service history yet would still get chucked into WBAC if it suited.
I absolutely do have time to write a detailed advert along with detailed photos and a 100% service record in my immaculate folders in date order! Some of us do take the time in making sure the vehicle & it's records are in as great condition as possible, so if that means"I have to much time on my hands" then so be it!!!! If on the other hand I was trying to sell a £500 banger, then I am with you all the way!
It isn't just the timewasters, though, it's the fraudsters. And the unpleasant people who turn up on your doorstep. Selling a car can be an unpleasant business.

The wife is thinking of getting rid of her Landcruiser and using my Rangie when I don't need it. I suspect I will smack it out to WBAC.
bks to dealing with the public.
Shifted a battered Quashqi (sp) to them last week. 20 minutes start to money in the bank, although they charge you £30 to process the payment in 15 mins.
No tyre kickers, morons etc, suited me.

oobster

7,097 posts

211 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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Sold my MK2 Focus RS to WBAC a couple of days before my new car was due to arrive, got £500 more than the dealer were offering me as a trade-in (they weren't bothered whether I traded the car in or not) and the whole process went very smoothly, they knocked me down, I think, £87 for a sizeable stone chip on the front bumper which I thought was fair, it wasn't something a touch-up brush could fix easily.

Anyway - an ad that is winding me up at the moment - Vaginal Dryness cream. Just the thing you want to be seeing when you are eating your dinner.

hidetheelephants

24,410 posts

193 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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The current Candy Crush advert, although the previous editions were no less irksome.

A trailer on Channel 5 for a programme called 'Kittens make you laugh out loud', but which should really be called 'stuff we trawled off Youtube to make this stty schedule filler with no budget at all'

boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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bingybongy said:
bks to dealing with the public.
Shifted a battered Quashqi (sp) to them last week. 20 minutes start to money in the bank, although they charge you £30 to process the payment in 15 mins.
No tyre kickers, morons etc, suited me.
Curious to know how much under the going rate they offered you? I know they have probably changed alot since they offered me 3k for my Elise which I sold really quickly privately for 9k, so just interest in how much of a "hit" people are willing to take just to save on selling privately?

generationx

6,755 posts

105 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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boobles said:
Curious to know how much under the going rate they offered you? I know they have probably changed alot since they offered me 3k for my Elise which I sold really quickly privately for 9k, so just interest in how much of a "hit" people are willing to take just to save on selling privately?
The thread drift is strong...
WBAC offered £2700 for my '07 Golf GTD which by pure chance I then sold privately for an undisputed £4K.

boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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generationx said:
boobles said:
Curious to know how much under the going rate they offered you? I know they have probably changed alot since they offered me 3k for my Elise which I sold really quickly privately for 9k, so just interest in how much of a "hit" people are willing to take just to save on selling privately?
The thread drift is strong...
WBAC offered £2700 for my '07 Golf GTD which by pure chance I then sold privately for an undisputed £4K.
Rather a sizable difference then.....

FourWheelDrift

88,541 posts

284 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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Everyone needs to make a profit along the line, WBAC buy for 2.7k they need to make a profit when they sell the car onto a dealer for say 3.2k, dealer needs to make a profit so sells at 4.5k. Private sale will always be slightly less.

If you want the best price remove obstacles.

bingybongy

3,875 posts

146 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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boobles said:
bingybongy said:
bks to dealing with the public.
Shifted a battered Quashqi (sp) to them last week. 20 minutes start to money in the bank, although they charge you £30 to process the payment in 15 mins.
No tyre kickers, morons etc, suited me.
Curious to know how much under the going rate they offered you? I know they have probably changed alot since they offered me 3k for my Elise which I sold really quickly privately for 9k, so just interest in how much of a "hit" people are willing to take just to save on selling privately?
About £1k.

It would have been a pain to sell. Every panel was dented, the rear bumper was cracked, the windscreen was chipped all wheels were scuffed the interior was battered and it was a high miler.


Edited by bingybongy on Sunday 1st January 18:09

boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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Wow fair play to you then for being able to afford a 1k shortfall...... I personally would rather deal with 10 nob-eds than losing out by not selling privately than knowingly throwing away a thousand pound....

Edited by boobles on Sunday 1st January 18:53

The Hypno-Toad

12,283 posts

205 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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Is that Rowan Atkinson doing the voiceover for the talking baked potato?

droopsnoot

11,953 posts

242 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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The Hypno-Toad said:
Is that Rowan Atkinson doing the voiceover for the talking baked potato?
If it's not, it's someone doing a pretty good impression.

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

163 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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FourWheelDrift said:
Ikemi said:
The new Confused advert, where James Cordon swerves to avoid an accident that should have been obvious to someone paying attention to the road, and ends up continuously 360ing along the road, into a parking space! The most annoying bit is when a traffic light changes from red to green and he exclaims with surprise, "Mr Greenlight", as if to tie in this advert with the previous advert ... or create some sort of branding. It's awful.
The voiceover at the end sounds like Spottswoode from Team America.
Saw this one for the first time earlier.

Just stop this crap !....ranting

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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100% real hardwoood! Team of drones folllowing the chief loser around a furniture store selling tat! Just fk off!! Topped off by my other advert pet hate faux nonchalant whistling tune to accompany itshoot

bingybongy

3,875 posts

146 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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boobles said:
Wow fair play to you then for being able to afford a 1k shortfall...... I personally would rather deal with 10 nob-eds than losing out by not selling privately than knowingly throwing away a thousand pound....

Edited by boobles on Sunday 1st January 18:53
Got a company car.
Nissan was paid for.
Really couldn't be arsed, just wanted rid and a new telly.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 1st January 2017
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Has the chubby chomper in the Tesco ads keeled over yet

iandc

3,718 posts

206 months

Monday 2nd January 2017
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techiedave said:
Has the chubby chomper in the Tesco ads keeled over yet
Maybe she will appear in the New Year selling Tesco diet aids!!!

everyeggabird

351 posts

106 months

Monday 2nd January 2017
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Buying your old watch.

"Oh yes I seem to remember having a £5k Rolex but I think I took it off when I was in the shed, now where did I put it, oh there it is on the shelf,I will get rid of it".

What a load of bks.
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