Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Bluedot

3,593 posts

107 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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waynecyclist said:
Bradley Wiggins in the new Skoda advert, team sky is sponsored by Jaguar I believe.
I see he's on 'The Jump' (seen it advertised) as well, I think he's gonna be popping up on every celeb thing and every endorsement possible from now on.
Good luck to him really, I'd probably do the same rolleyes

Antony Moxey

8,075 posts

219 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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waynecyclist said:
Bradley Wiggins in the new Skoda advert, team sky is sponsored by Jaguar I believe.
Not sure on the relevance - Wiggins hasn't been part of Team Sky for quite some time now and Team Sky changed from Jaguars to Fords about a year ago I think.

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Vanquis Credit Card - the knight riding into the castle is clearly not any sort of actor, and has some kind of weird Northern accent. Must have spent all their budget on the extras.

Rich_W

12,548 posts

212 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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waynecyclist said:
Bradley Wiggins in the new Skoda advert, team sky is sponsored by Jaguar I believe.
As above, Ford now.

But Skoda sponsor the Tour de France and the British Tours (Men's and Womens)

Silverbullet767

10,709 posts

206 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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nicanary said:
Vanquis Credit Card - the knight riding into the castle is clearly not any sort of actor, and has some kind of weird Northern accent. Must have spent all their budget on the extras.
It's a stty imitation of Game of Thrones. His characters supposed to be John Snow. Falls flat on it's arse.

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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Silverbullet767 said:
nicanary said:
Vanquis Credit Card - the knight riding into the castle is clearly not any sort of actor, and has some kind of weird Northern accent. Must have spent all their budget on the extras.
It's a stty imitation of Game of Thrones. His characters supposed to be John Snow. Falls flat on it's arse.
Wouldn't have known that. Don't watch childrens'programmes......

Rich_W

12,548 posts

212 months

Monday 6th February 2017
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CooperD said:
Has anyone ever mentioned the Reed Recruitment Agency adverts??? Complete and utter load of bks!
I like them. Not so much all of them, but "James Reed" has had some great lines

kowalski655

14,647 posts

143 months

Tuesday 7th February 2017
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The C R Smith Windows ads,with the bloke dancing at the window.
Redeemed somewhat by their other ad,with a gorgeous redhead doing the same thing

Skii

1,630 posts

191 months

Tuesday 7th February 2017
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Some feminine hygiene ad using blue liquid

Protagonist's bloke is clipping his toenails and one lands on the irritated and clearly superior female who then proceeds to roll him up in the sofabed until there is no longer any trace of him.

Men, know your place.

Brigand

2,544 posts

169 months

Tuesday 7th February 2017
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nicanary said:
Silverbullet767 said:
nicanary said:
Vanquis Credit Card - the knight riding into the castle is clearly not any sort of actor, and has some kind of weird Northern accent. Must have spent all their budget on the extras.
It's a stty imitation of Game of Thrones. His characters supposed to be John Snow. Falls flat on it's arse.
Wouldn't have known that. Don't watch childrens'programmes......
Geeze, I wish they showed children's programmes like GoT when I was a kid. Tea time telly would have been a much more explicit event before Neighbours started at 1730...

Halmyre

11,204 posts

139 months

Tuesday 7th February 2017
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Skii said:
Some feminine hygiene ad using blue liquid

Protagonist's bloke is clipping his toenails and one lands on the irritated and clearly superior female who then proceeds to roll him up in the sofabed until there is no longer any trace of him.

Men, know your place.
Clipping your toenails in someone else's presence is disgusting enough without the clippings landing on the someone else.

Skii

1,630 posts

191 months

Tuesday 7th February 2017
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Halmyre said:
Skii said:
Some feminine hygiene ad using blue liquid

Protagonist's bloke is clipping his toenails and one lands on the irritated and clearly superior female who then proceeds to roll him up in the sofabed until there is no longer any trace of him.

Men, know your place.
Clipping your toenails in someone else's presence is disgusting enough without the clippings landing on the someone else.
So when I eat mine that's bad?

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 7th February 2017
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The adverts for womens essentials. Evidently these essentials are so small you can still get a camel toe in them.
And you can DJ because "being a woman means I can step up or step aside".
DJ's have come a long way since Tony Blackburn

AlexRS2782

8,052 posts

213 months

Tuesday 7th February 2017
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ClearScore appear to have replaced "Moose" the dog with a man & a woman sharing a bed alongside their talking pet cat.

Rich_W

12,548 posts

212 months

Tuesday 7th February 2017
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AlexRS2782 said:
ClearScore appear to have replaced "Moose" the dog with a man & a woman sharing a bed alongside their talking pet cat.
I can now only assume that they don't actually have an advertising company employed. And the ideas are coming from Clear Score's owners 8 year old daughter.



Roberty

1,179 posts

172 months

Tuesday 7th February 2017
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Nationwide and their ads with people sat in front of the camera smugly reciting crappy poetry about everyday st.

It doesn't help that I despise poetry but I just find those adverts unbearable, will dive for the mute button.

Roberty

1,179 posts

172 months

Tuesday 7th February 2017
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Mcphisto said:
Not an advert as such but the promo links that BBC1 have on between programmes, especialy the keep fit class one with the overly enthusiastic teacher putting on stupid faces and the woman who's simply there to make up the numbers on the right.
Just been going back through a few pages and see it's already been mentioned!

Glad it's not just me.

XCP

16,916 posts

228 months

Wednesday 8th February 2017
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Oak Furniture Land or whatever it's called. The premise being that their st furniture is somehow superior because it's made of cheap Oak. Even though it looks like it was designed by a 4 year old with a crayon, and ignoring the fact that some of the finest furniture ever made was veneered....

Blown2CV

28,834 posts

203 months

Wednesday 8th February 2017
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Halmyre said:
Skii said:
Some feminine hygiene ad using blue liquid

Protagonist's bloke is clipping his toenails and one lands on the irritated and clearly superior female who then proceeds to roll him up in the sofabed until there is no longer any trace of him.

Men, know your place.
Clipping your toenails in someone else's presence is disgusting enough without the clippings landing on the someone else.
it's not really about toenails though is it... more like institutionalised sexism, but because it's targeting men it's all fine!

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Thursday 9th February 2017
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Roberty said:
Nationwide and their ads with people sat in front of the camera smugly reciting crappy poetry about everyday st.

It doesn't help that I despise poetry but I just find those adverts unbearable, will dive for the mute button.
I had the misfortune to see one of these ads last night. It wasn't just the poetry: the use of Nimrod to help sell mortgages is a heinous crime.

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