Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[anonymous-user]

Those money supernarket ads are well horny,
But this takes it to another level you can get the ass wriggling hip shaking dudes to dance right outside your house. Its a boner inducing idea.

http://www.moneysupermarket.com/hubs/moneysupermar...

[FiF]

Horny? Boner inducing?

Just no. I'd rather have Diane Abbott dancing in the middle of the road, even then wouldn't really want that either.


Oh, just noticed who posted the post above, ok as you were.

Takes all sorts.

[motco]

Philbar said:

"And that's why they call me the master of parking!"... Ugh!!

I'm glad you mentioned that apparently never-off-the-screen crap. It is excruciating!

[Balmoral]

The child hating hotel chain, yes, I get the USP, but I wouldn't want to stay in a hotel full of people going on about it all the time.

[curlyks2]

[BigMacDaddy]

With Techiedave lurking (leering?) in the background I see

[anonymous-user]

motco said:

Philbar said:

"And that's why they call me the master of parking!"... Ugh!!

I'm glad you mentioned that apparently never-off-the-screen crap. It is excruciating!

Why did they change the final line?

[Balmoral]

Donna.

Why are so many women that shape nowadays? Seemingly every school mum outside the gate at going home time. It wasn't the case ten or twenty years ago.

[Johnnytheboy]

Balmoral said:

Donna.

Why are so many women that shape nowadays? Seemingly every school mum outside the gate at going home time. It wasn't the case ten or twenty years ago.

I've done a fair bit of work on the premises of call centres.

Used to be a mecca of council hotties 15 years ago. Now most of them seem to be that curious barrel shape.

[Mr Gearchange]

VI Poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

Jesus wept. For some reason I only see this advertised on kids TV channels - presumably as they will find it hilarious.

[Rich_W]

Mr Gearchange said:

VI Poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

Jesus wept. For some reason I only see this advertised on kids TV channels - presumably as they will find it hilarious.

The girls at my work were pissing themselves the other day about this. I asked and then by chance saw it the next day.

I approve.

[lucido grigio]

Sixt ,drive smug.....

[DJFish]

Mr Gearchange said:

VI Poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L37-3v7DyYs

Jesus wept. For some reason I only see this advertised on kids TV channels - presumably as they will find it hilarious.

I actually quite like that one as well, similar mental age I suppose.

[RemyMartin81D]

My dad wouldn't buy me a 4 into 1 manifold so I bought it myself, fitted it and it sounds wicked.

A) good for him, it's a waste on a a 106 chav chariot.

B) no you didn't fit it you geezerbird poor actor.

C) no it doesn't, it'll sound like a chav banger fart box.

.

[Johnnytheboy]

Can I go slightly off topic and nominate the billboards hung all over every Sainsbury's advertising something called "food dancing"?

Apart from the modern marketing truism that it's advertising something they don't sell per se , the "models" are the archetypal diverse range of smugs. For some reason this poster grinds my gears every time I see it. She looks somewhere between really pleased with herself (for some reason) and having a st.

[Bluedot]

Johnnytheboy said:

Can I go slightly off topic and nominate the billboards hung all over every Sainsbury's advertising something called "food dancing"?

Apart from the modern marketing truism that it's advertising something they don't sell per se , the "models" are the archetypal diverse range of smugs. For some reason this poster grinds my gears every time I see it. She looks somewhere between really pleased with herself (for some reason) and having a st.

Yeah I'll second that, it's the bint with the plates against her arse that does my head in.

[generationx]

Bluedot said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Can I go slightly off topic and nominate the billboards hung all over every Sainsbury's advertising something called "food dancing"?

Apart from the modern marketing truism that it's advertising something they don't sell per se , the "models" are the archetypal diverse range of smugs. For some reason this poster grinds my gears every time I see it. She looks somewhere between really pleased with herself (for some reason) and having a st.

Yeah I'll second that, it's the bint with the plates against her arse that does my head in.

She's clearly about to eat the rest of those potatoes. Maybe deep fry them first.

[Rich_W]

Hungry House.

fks sake, I'm as Gay friendly as you'll get. But I can't stand a pair of effeminate males. It's just fake put on camp-ness and doesn't reflect 90% of the gay guys I've ever met. Most just talk normally and don't feel the need to act like wkers the whole time. These 2 would out do Graham Nortons act! (Note the word Act I daresay on a hungover, sleepy Sunday morning, he's not acting like on his chat show.

[NomduJour]

RemyMartin81D said:

My dad wouldn't buy me a 4 into 1 manifold so I bought it myself, fitted it and it sounds wicked.

They're not actors apparently - notice they've now removed reference to the de-cat pipe.

[andym1603]

NomduJour said:

They're not actors apparently - notice they've now removed reference to the de-cat pipe.

The one that goes on about the third brake light. Pretty sure he is a actor from "The Bill". Could be wrong though.