Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Monday 20th March 2017
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J4CKO said:
Schpock....and whats with the croaky voiced bird ?
If they turned her mike up she could talk, rather than yelling.

Bluedot

3,585 posts

107 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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J4CKO said:
Schpock,

How does it make any money, they advertise every 2 seconds ?
A new breed of company more focused on gaining 'funding' than actually turning a profit is my guess.



Sheets Tabuer

18,957 posts

215 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Bluedot said:
J4CKO said:
Schpock,

How does it make any money, they advertise every 2 seconds ?
A new breed of company more focused on gaining 'funding' than actually turning a profit is my guess.
Burglars rate it as best fencing app of 2017 I'm told.

You can literally nick a bike and have it advertised and sold in an hour.

Balmoral

40,888 posts

248 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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I don't fancy the little girls chances on that stairwell, what with a do-nut in one hand and Mr Bumble in the other, completely open with no bannister and no handrail on the wall either. Perhaps that's how dad broke his leg in the first place?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm-P8Hy4pj4

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

206 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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matchmaker said:
Nurofen. So 400mg of Ibuprofen is more effective than 1000mg of paracetamol? OK, so I'll buy generic Ibuprofen from Aldi instead of your overpriced crap!
People who buy 'brand name' generic painkillers are a constant source of amusement to me.

Tesco Ibuprofen x 16 tablet - £0.35.
Nurforen Ibuprofen X 16 tablets - £3.25.

I cannot understand the levels of idiocy that mean people will happily pay nearly 10x the price for exactly the same fking thing.
mad

vxr8mate

1,655 posts

189 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Mr Gearchange said:
matchmaker said:
Nurofen. So 400mg of Ibuprofen is more effective than 1000mg of paracetamol? OK, so I'll buy generic Ibuprofen from Aldi instead of your overpriced crap!
People who buy 'brand name' generic painkillers are a constant source of amusement to me.

Tesco Ibuprofen x 16 tablet - £0.35.
Nurforen Ibuprofen X 16 tablets - £3.25.

I cannot understand the levels of idiocy that mean people will happily pay nearly 10x the price for exactly the same fking thing.
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It's called marketing.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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I know it's all for charidee n stuff but just seen a trailer for Red nose day.

Corden with 3 remaining members of Take That singing in a car.....earsnono

AlexRS2782

8,043 posts

213 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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I assume Sun Life have obviously stopped paying Parky, as he's now popped up in a cringe inducing advert for Yorkshire Tea.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Tuesday 21st March 20:42

iwantagta

1,323 posts

145 months

Tuesday 21st March 2017
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Sure these will have been done before but;

1) The Andrex adverts where kids ask adults how clean they feel after having a st. Makes me cringe every time. (Side note - Andrex actually has instructions on their packaging advising how you should wipe your arse. Who is that for??? By the time you can read & assimilate instructions you should probably have wiping your arse nailed)

2) Constant gambling adverts on any sporting event. Especially Ray Winston.

3) Natwest. Talking about doing the right thing. How about recompensing all the businesses you wiped out by acting like a bunch of fking ish cock jockeying uber- spunk trumpet fking bd pricks. You ruined peoples lives you s. https://www.channel4.com/news/rbs-whistleblower-gr...

4) Natwest. Again. Hypocritical s.



BristolRich

545 posts

133 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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J4CKO said:
Schpock, what a load of ste, all birds in shorts selling hipster bicycles "Kerching", so its not scrotes selling knock off stuff ? and whats with the croaky voiced bird ?

How does it make any money, they advertise every 2 seconds ? probably more than someone buys a hipster bicycle ?
^These observations aside, the music grinds my gears....

"Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock"...

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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BristolRich said:
J4CKO said:
Schpock, what a load of ste, all birds in shorts selling hipster bicycles "Kerching", so its not scrotes selling knock off stuff ? and whats with the croaky voiced bird ?

How does it make any money, they advertise every 2 seconds ? probably more than someone buys a hipster bicycle ?
^These observations aside, the music grinds my gears....

"Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock,Schpock"...
Trying to get the word into the public conscious. A bit like Confused, Specsavers and all that crap.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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Fancy putting a few spaces in your list of Schpocks there so the page will format? it would be helpful!


kowalski655

14,639 posts

143 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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Morningside said:
Trying to get the word into the public conscious. A bit like Confused, Specsavers and all that crap.
I can think of 1 way of using it: "You complete and utter shpocking shpock"

Rich_W

12,548 posts

212 months

Wednesday 22nd March 2017
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untakenname said:
The current Wrigley's advert with the bride ditching her wedding and thus throwing her life away, such a strange advert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q9YVm-X0jA
Not sure I saw it quite like that. laugh

But the Wrigleys one with the girl on the bus with the guy that sits creepily next to her makes me chuckle for its idiocy

iwantagta said:
Sure these will have been done before but;

1) The Andrex adverts where kids ask adults how clean they feel after having a st. Makes me cringe every time. (Side note - Andrex actually has instructions on their packaging advising how you should wipe your arse. Who is that for??? By the time you can read & assimilate instructions you should probably have wiping your arse nailed)
Scrunch or fold? biggrin

Silverbullet767

10,701 posts

206 months

Thursday 23rd March 2017
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Rich_W said:
Scrunch or fold? biggrin
3 squares. 1 up, 1 down, 1 to polish.

Sheets Tabuer

18,957 posts

215 months

Thursday 23rd March 2017
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Silverbullet767 said:
Rich_W said:
Scrunch or fold? biggrin
3 squares. 1 up, 1 down, 1 to polish.
No way, some days it's like trying to wipe a sharpie.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Thursday 23rd March 2017
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Thortful.com

Some online giftcard company.

Erm ,spelling !

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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NatWest advert with baby Jay-Z

Blown2CV

28,804 posts

203 months

Friday 24th March 2017
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BristolRich said:
J4CKO said:
Schpock, what a load of ste, all birds in shorts selling hipster bicycles "Kerching", so its not scrotes selling knock off stuff ? and whats with the croaky voiced bird ?

How does it make any money, they advertise every 2 seconds ? probably more than someone buys a hipster bicycle ?
^These observations aside, the music grinds my gears....

"shpock" x 1000 song
i've had that stuck in my head for a couple of days now....

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Loose_Cannon

1,593 posts

253 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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stewy68 said:
The Nationwide one with the irritating poetry 'woman', utter cack!
God that's still on at the cinema, it's even worse 15 feet high. Non-sexualized right-on bint warbling about butchers bakers and candlestick makers. What?

All these adverts that try and make financial institutions all warm and cuddly make me cringe.
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