Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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Mcphisto

830 posts

135 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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TheAngryDog said:
who the fk says that they have gone to get the Chateau Chablis 1976? And who the fk would actually drink it while eating some stty take away?? And the 4 s sat on the settee, fk off!!!!!

Everyone involved in those adverts should be ejected into space!!!
My chicken balls and my chow mein..... chow mein etc. The second bloke just looks embarrassed to be involved.



bobbo89

5,216 posts

145 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Seriously wish that G-tech wker would do one, those adverts have a negative affect on me and I could never bring myself to buy a product with such annoying adverts!

RemyMartin81D

6,759 posts

205 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Mcphisto said:
TheAngryDog said:
who the fk says that they have gone to get the Chateau Chablis 1976? And who the fk would actually drink it while eating some stty take away?? And the 4 s sat on the settee, fk off!!!!!

Everyone involved in those adverts should be ejected into space!!!
My chicken balls and my chow mein..... chow mein etc. The second bloke just looks embarrassed to be involved.
Chicken balls and chow mein i mentioned a couple pages back.

The advert makes me rage like Hulk.

PH XKR

1,761 posts

102 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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Silverbullet767 said:
Rich_W said:
Scrunch or fold? biggrin
3 squares. 1 up, 1 down, 1 to polish.
Back in the 80s a mates mum rationed the paper. 3 squares handed out on request before entry to bathroom. Great for girls but hairy arsed bikers?

She once got a bad case of pink eye from her flanel.

PH XKR

1,761 posts

102 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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bobbo89 said:
Seriously wish that G-tech wker would do one, those adverts have a negative affect on me and I could never bring myself to buy a product with such annoying adverts!
Flat mate bought a gtech hoover. It does a fantastic job of moving dirt from one place to another!

Tango13

8,433 posts

176 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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That utter bullst advert for turbo nutter hero gillette warp factor 19 razors where the hero has a shave in the car on his way to the church before discovering a bunch of STD infected s from his stag night have shaved a smiley face on the back of his head!

Why is the bride already at the church waiting for him and do the rancid week old placentas that dreamt up that advert honestly think she's going to be smiling at the prospect of sharing her wedding pictures with a poor mans Timothy Olyphant?


lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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New Money super market ad ,Skeletor dancing around to "Fame".

AlexRS2782

8,047 posts

213 months

Saturday 25th March 2017
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I've just seen an advert for B&M featuring a grown man talking in a baby voice pretending to speak to dogs about items they have in store. Very weird.

Philbar

244 posts

226 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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Beagle Street - "Now we've moved in can you sort out your life insurance!" - watch your back sunshine, her insistence to get you covered for sudden death would be worrying me!!

Teppic

7,353 posts

257 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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Ken Sington said:
Philbar said:
"And that's why they call me the master of parking!"... Ugh!! furious
"No, that's why we call you a fat unfunny irritating ."
The only decent thing he's been in is Sheridan Smith.

generationx

6,742 posts

105 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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The recent Go Compare advert on the vintage plane with the two pilots shouting at each other. Christ that lady pilot has a fking big gob.

Bluedot

3,588 posts

107 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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generationx said:
The recent Go Compare advert on the vintage plane with the two pilots shouting at each other. Christ that lady pilot has a fking big gob.
My 92 year old dad has alzheimers, he laughed out loud when he saw that advert.
I think they've found their target market.


FourWheelDrift

88,516 posts

284 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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Bluedot said:
generationx said:
The recent Go Compare advert on the vintage plane with the two pilots shouting at each other. Christ that lady pilot has a fking big gob.
My 92 year old dad has alzheimers, he laughed out loud when he saw that advert.
I think they've found their target market.
What also annoys me too is some gimp in marketing has seen a de Havilland Dragon Rapide and thought "yes, we'll use that in our advert" but Dragon Rapides are single person cockpits so they had to change it to accommodate the 2 pilots in their advert.

RemyMartin81D

6,759 posts

205 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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lucido grigio said:
New Money super market ad ,Skeletor dancing around to "Fame".
I like this ad.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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RemyMartin81D said:
lucido grigio said:
New Money super market ad ,Skeletor dancing around to "Fame".
I like this ad.
I can tolerate the Meerkats but apart from that I seem to take an instant dislike to all comparison website ads.

If gocompare replaced the opera singer with Kelly Brook I might be swayed.

cuprabob

14,621 posts

214 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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Loose_Cannon said:
God that's still on at the cinema, it's even worse 15 feet high. Non-sexualized right-on bint warbling about butchers bakers and candlestick makers. What?

All these adverts that try and make financial institutions all warm and cuddly make me cringe.
The one I've just witnessed on the TV with a mother and son on a sofa is much worse and seems to go on forever. Some poet chap must have made a killing doing all these poems for them.


Edited by cuprabob on Sunday 26th March 21:20

Riley Blue

20,955 posts

226 months

Sunday 26th March 2017
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WTF is the Nationwide Mother's Day advert with the girl reciting a poem all about? Sentimental tosh!

iandc

3,717 posts

206 months

Monday 27th March 2017
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I know this has been covered but FFS will they get rid of that spinning t**t in his Mercedes. It is on at least once every advert break. If he is on royalties he can retire soon.

oceanview

1,511 posts

131 months

Monday 27th March 2017
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iandc said:
I know this has been covered but FFS will they get rid of that spinning t**t in his Mercedes. It is on at least once every advert break. If he is on royalties he can retire soon.
Yes, and he says " that's why they call me the parking master"

Um, no, Corden- I think most people would refer to you as " that fat wker".




cuprabob

14,621 posts

214 months

Monday 27th March 2017
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Just caught the Skeletor Money Supermarket advert...Oh dear!
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