Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[poing]

oceanview said:

iandc said:

I know this has been covered but FFS will they get rid of that spinning t**t in his Mercedes. It is on at least once every advert break. If he is on royalties he can retire soon.

Yes, and he says " that's why they call me the parking master"

Um, no, Corden- I think most people would refer to you as " that fat wker".

On the plus side it means we can all safely handbrake turn into a parking space safely insured because "I was just parking like the fat bloke on the advert and you claim he's a safe driver".

[generationx]

Now the Halifax is brutalising Thunderbirds. What the hell is going on at the end with Parker sitting on the beach waving at a really weird-looking asexual person on waterskis? And Lady P was never that abrupt with him - she knew he did a good job, even with his slightly shady background!

[Blown2CV]

bobbo89 said:

Seriously wish that G-tech wker would do one, those adverts have a negative affect on me and I could never bring myself to buy a product with such annoying adverts!

he's like alan partridge... it looks like a joke but it's not.

[Blown2CV]

Riley Blue said:

WTF is the Nationwide Mother's Day advert with the girl reciting a poem all about? Sentimental tosh!

"ethical banking" innit... they all want us to think they are nice and cuddly.

[Balmoral]

Wales "Year of Legends" advert.

This threw me, because when it came on, I thought it was for Scotland, and when CYMRU popped up at the end I was surprised and was wondering why they got a Scotsman with a bit of old Glasgy in his accent to do it?

Turns out the actor is Luke Evans, and he's Welsh

[Tango13]

The heart disease advert urging everyone to be a bit healthier.

Just for that nanosecond where the piss thin 'gravy' is poured on the sausages! Make some decent fking gravy for fks sake!!

[lucido grigio]

I noticed the gravy ^^^^ looks like dirty water.

[poo at Paul's]

cuprabob said:

Just caught the Skeletor Money Supermarket advert...Oh dear!

I like that!! Camp and ridiculous!

The Nissan Micra "Bonnie and Clyde" ad is fking awful though.

Yep, let's align our st hatchback with a pair of armed robbers and murders.

Will they be marketing the Kid friendly nature of the Juke or Quasqai with Jimmy Saville, next.

Edited by poo at Paul's on Sunday 2nd April 15:29

[zarjaz1991]

I have to say, although I have hated all the Moneysupermarket adverts so far, I rather like the Skeletor one.

Edited by zarjaz1991 on Sunday 2nd April 15:56

[hidetheelephants]

cuprabob said:

Just caught the Skeletor Money Supermarket advert...Oh dear!

Disturbingly camp, even compared to the original cartoon and that was camper than a row of tents.

[KTF]

cuprabob said:

Just caught the Skeletor Money Supermarket advert...Oh dear!

I like their adverts. Epicly camp and quite ridiculous at the same time.

The man in hot pants one was the most complained about one a year or so ago I think. Better than the singing gocompare man anyway.

[Blown2CV]

Glesga not Glasgee

[hidetheelephants]

Heather Graham advertising some st online gambling? Have the IRS moved on from molesting Harvey Keitel and started on the rest of Hollywood and we can expect a glut of film stars whoring themselves on terrible adverts for awful products to pay tax demands?

[TommoAE86]

Blown2CV said:

Riley Blue said:

WTF is the Nationwide Mother's Day advert with the girl reciting a poem all about? Sentimental tosh!

"ethical banking" innit... they all want us to think they are nice and cuddly.

The natwest ones are worse, "we are responsible", fk off you can't even keep your ATM system up for much more than a week.

poo at Paul's said:

The Nissan Micra "Bonnie and Clyde" ad is fking awful though.

Yep, let's align our st hatchback with a pair of armed robbers and murders.

Will they be marketing the Kid friendly nature of the Juke or Quasqai with Jimmy Saville, next.

Edited by poo at Paul's on Sunday 2nd April 15:29

I didn't mind the Micra one, at least they are trying to make it exciting like that 208/205 GTi advert instead of the ones we have from other manufacturers.

"With this it will help you brake when you go through a red light" - how about you fk off and stop trying to accommodate people who don't deserve a driving licence.
Any others with smart phone technology (VW and Seat are pushing this at the moment), no one needs to text when they are in a moving car stop adding crap we don't need.

[Silverbullet767]

With people becoming drones attached to their phone, I can only see this phone on wheels crap getting worse. I think we're only a short way away from a selfie camera on the steering wheel.

[budgie smuggler]

Silverbullet767 said:

With people becoming drones attached to their phone, I can only see this phone on wheels crap getting worse. I think we're only a short way away from a selfie camera on the steering wheel.

bin dun

[J4CKO]

The Dog singing Queen songs about mud irks the st out of me, but the milf cleaning up after it has a certain something....

[ewolg]

The NFU Mutual advert on the radio that ends with 'We love to pay out'.
WTF??!!! NO insurance company love to pay out FFS, they actively don't intend to pay you anything if they can help it.
Very annoying advert.

[Triumph Man]

The nationwide poetry adverts. AARRGHHH!!!!

[bunglesprout]

Triumph Man said:

The nationwide poetry adverts. AARRGHHH!!!!

This x1000000. I absolutely despise this 'urban poetry' bullst.

I think the Skeletor moneysupermarket advert is hilarious. For some reason it just works. His laugh at the end is brilliant.