Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

[Petoz]

The fg Skills Centre one!!! I will give you a link to the video, so all can see how annoyingly sht it is!

http://www.theskillscentre.ltd.uk/

Edited by Petoz on Thursday 27th November 15:43

[Elskeggso]

Even though everyone hates all these adverts, you're still doing exactly what they want you to do. They make them annoying for a reason...

Edit for hypocrite warning -

Petoz said:

The fg Skills Centre one!!! I will give you a link to the video, so all can see how annoyingly sht it is!

http://www.theskillscentre.ltd.uk/

Actually that one does get on my tits, what sort of person would sculpt their facial hair to perfection like that?!

Edited by Elskeggso on Thursday 27th November 15:46

[paoloh]

Elskeggso said:

Even though everyone hates all these adverts, you're still doing exactly what they want you to do. They make them annoying for a reason...

Ah but...

I actually won't let my wife to go Iceland because of those fking adverts.

[tomTVR]

That one with the no-seatbelt guy getting a his lung puntchured by his rib and watching the flud drain out - just what i want to see when im eating my dinner

[shoebag]

I can`t stand the new Renault advert that says -
"You always said you would never cut your hair" and then the man gets his hair cut. Then it says -
"You always said you would never drive a Renault" then you see him driving a Renault.
It seems to imply once you hit 40 you become a boring old fart.

On a happier note I would like to see the sloth creatures come back for the Specsavers ad.

[Elskeggso]

paoloh said:

Elskeggso said:

Even though everyone hates all these adverts, you're still doing exactly what they want you to do. They make them annoying for a reason...

Ah but...

I actually won't let my wife to go Iceland because of those fking adverts.

True. I guess so long as people talk about them then eventually they get the desired effect, the brand/name etc gets tattooed into your head blah blah

Edited by Elskeggso on Thursday 27th November 15:50

[matchmaker]

paoloh said:

Elskeggso said:

Even though everyone hates all these adverts, you're still doing exactly what they want you to do. They make them annoying for a reason...

Ah but...

I actually won't let my wife to go Iceland because of those fking adverts.

My wife won't let me go to Iceland because of these fking adverts. She's scared Katona might fancy me as a snack between stuffing herself full of pizza and prawns

[LotusACBC]

Almost all of them, but the Allstate: Are you in good hands? commcerials drive me nuts. i usually mute it.

[Cooky]

'Hi Denise'
'I thought you were going away for christmas?'

As if...something that fit would even talk to that little cumstain runt


and worst still is
'no one listens when baby Miles crys'

I know it's advertising a worthy cause but have these twonks any adea of the impact this has on my five year old daughter..I found her in floods of tears the other day worrying her little heart out....
'it's not real it's acting'
'But they still make him cry Daddy'

sometimes you are lost for words

[Bobby_Mac]

I cant beleive no-one has mentioned those bloody EDF adverts. The ones which start off with the kids singing about 'its not easy being green' as though they are kermit the frog with ever key cliche concerning 'carbon footprints' and 'climate change' being mentioned.

[Legend83]

Though not quite as bad as Confused.com, the Compare-the-market.com advert still makes me tear my ears off.

It's the end jingle.

"Compare the market, DOT.COM!"

[brum]

paoloh said:

Elskeggso said:

Even though everyone hates all these adverts, you're still doing exactly what they want you to do. They make them annoying for a reason...

Ah but...

I actually won't let my wife to go Iceland because of those fking adverts.

I won't let my wife go to Iceland because:

1) I am not a pikey
2) I enjoy food. The ste out of the freezer at Iceland doesn't count.


As for Kerry Katona - I would.

[Wheelrepairit]

The mcdonalds one where the couple take there son to ask for his first "blah blah burger"

And the somerfield one where the middle aged couple are shopping, he looks just how id describe a rapist.

Id pay extra money not to have adverts on the tv.

[powerandtorque]

The CERCO IT training adverts.

Irritating, and at best hopelessly optimistic, at worse damn right lies.

[911motorsport]

Women feeling bloated ads (cake retention)

Biffadus Digestivum?????

more like Gluttonous Digestive Consumptivum.

Edited by 911motorsport on Thursday 27th November 16:55

[Mx_Stu]

Wheelrepairit said:

The mcdonalds one where the couple take there son to ask for his first "blah blah burger"

That burger was, without a doubt, the WORST burger I have has the misfortune to eat.

I think all in all, this thread goes to prove that Sky+ is a wonderful invention when you use in such a way that you never have to watch adverts again.

[Monki]

Mx_Stu said:

Wheelrepairit said:

The mcdonalds one where the couple take there son to ask for his first "blah blah burger"

That burger was, without a doubt, the WORST burger I have has the misfortune to eat.

I think all in all, this thread goes to prove that Sky+ is a wonderful invention when you use in such a way that you never have to watch adverts again.

or better still, don't pay a tv licence, don't watch tv and get DVDs instead

[IforB]

911motorsport said:

Women feeling bloated ads (cake retention)

Biffadus Digestivum?????

more like Gluttonous Digestive Consumptivum.

Edited by 911motorsport on Thursday 27th November 16:55

Known as Biffidus bksus in our house.

[HalfMoon]

Bobby_Mac said:

I cant beleive no-one has mentioned those bloody EDF adverts. The ones which start off with the kids singing about 'its not easy being green' ........

Aarghhhhh!!

It took me months to get that little brat's voice out of my head....

[Mx_Stu]

Monki said:

Mx_Stu said:

Wheelrepairit said:

The mcdonalds one where the couple take there son to ask for his first "blah blah burger"

That burger was, without a doubt, the WORST burger I have has the misfortune to eat.

I think all in all, this thread goes to prove that Sky+ is a wonderful invention when you use in such a way that you never have to watch adverts again.

or better still, don't pay a tv licence, don't watch tv and get DVDs instead

But then, despite legitimately purchasing the DVD, you have to put up with that sodding you wouldn't steal a car/handbag/cow/movie/hot dog advert.... which you cant skip and cant fast forward.