Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.
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super7 said:
Right Said Fred.... We want to help the familly
Let's chat about releasing equity...
So Jim came to our place... explained it all at our place
And we were getting somewhere.....
And so we had a cup of tea...
The family had a think and they though they ought..
To choose the plan that Key recommended....
And all out doubts were ended...
And we all agreed that good advice is Key
So if your thinking of releasing equity...
Then Good advice is Keeeyyyyy!!!!
Kill me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's chat about releasing equity...
So Jim came to our place... explained it all at our place
And we were getting somewhere.....
And so we had a cup of tea...
The family had a think and they though they ought..
To choose the plan that Key recommended....
And all out doubts were ended...
And we all agreed that good advice is Key
So if your thinking of releasing equity...
Then Good advice is Keeeyyyyy!!!!
Kill me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This makes me want to burn things. Mostly myself.
CreepyLotteryGuy said:
If I win the lottery I'd buy my best friend a kebab shop and a kebab van.
Sabs Kebabs.
Sabs is 6'3" and has a really nice beard, not like mine.
A friendly giant.
He's always calling us up 'guys, I've just cooked this, come over and try it'
This ad creeps the fSabs Kebabs.
Sabs is 6'3" and has a really nice beard, not like mine.
A friendly giant.
He's always calling us up 'guys, I've just cooked this, come over and try it'
k out of me... And why would you want a kebab shop and a kebab van? The beard thing bothers me too. I mean it's not rage inducing like the peoples postcode lottery, but it's just downright odd.in that stty postcode lottery ad, how come all the 'lucky people' are all roughly the same age i.e. the sort of age that gets caught out by basic phone scams and need their middle-aged kids to explain to their bank that they need to cancel all 35 charity direct debits that they signed up to 'by mistake'.
tty postcode lottery ad, how come all the 'lucky people' are all roughly the same age i.e. the sort of age that gets caught out by basic phone scams and need their middle-aged kids to explain to their bank that they need to cancel all 35 charity direct debits that they signed up to 'by mistake'.
Blown2CV said:
in that stty postcode lottery ad, how come all the 'lucky people' are all roughly the same age i.e. the sort of age that gets caught out by basic phone scams and need their middle-aged kids to explain to their bank that they need to cancel all 35 charity direct debits that they signed up to 'by mistake'.
My friend's mum won about £25,000 on the Postcode Lottery. She would probably fit that bill really, but I thought she was entirely deserving of the win regardless of how much money she might send elsewhere.tty postcode lottery ad, how come all the 'lucky people' are all roughly the same age i.e. the sort of age that gets caught out by basic phone scams and need their middle-aged kids to explain to their bank that they need to cancel all 35 charity direct debits that they signed up to 'by mistake'.However, she had the good sense to decline all the publicity about it and just used the money to pay off the final bit of her mortgage, buy a newer car and took her kids and grandkids on holiday. Now she can just enjoy semi-retirment without having to pay, rather than shouting "WERE OFF TO BENIDORM!" to all and sundry.
Shakermaker said:
My friend's mum won about £25,000 on the Postcode Lottery. She would probably fit that bill really, but I thought she was entirely deserving of the win regardless of how much money she might send elsewhere.
However, she had the good sense to decline all the publicity about it and just used the money to pay off the final bit of her mortgage, buy a newer car and took her kids and grandkids on holiday. Now she can just enjoy semi-retirment without having to pay, rather than shouting "WERE OFF TO BENIDORM!" to all and sundry.
I do the postcode lottery (council, I know)However, she had the good sense to decline all the publicity about it and just used the money to pay off the final bit of her mortgage, buy a newer car and took her kids and grandkids on holiday. Now she can just enjoy semi-retirment without having to pay, rather than shouting "WERE OFF TO BENIDORM!" to all and sundry.
I'm glad you said there is an option to decline all publicity, I've been living in fear of some z list celeb 'ringin ma bell', even if they do have a cheque for £25k in their hand.
TheDoggingFather said:
CreepyLotteryGuy said:
If I win the lottery I'd buy my best friend a kebab shop and a kebab van.
Sabs Kebabs.
Sabs is 6'3" and has a really nice beard, not like mine.
A friendly giant.
He's always calling us up 'guys, I've just cooked this, come over and try it'
This ad creeps the fSabs Kebabs.
Sabs is 6'3" and has a really nice beard, not like mine.
A friendly giant.
He's always calling us up 'guys, I've just cooked this, come over and try it'
k out of me... And why would you want a kebab shop and a kebab van? The beard thing bothers me too. I mean it's not rage inducing like the peoples postcode lottery, but it's just downright odd.cuprabob said:
Pericoloso said:
Langweilig said:
The new Confused .com ad. Whoever devised this ad, they have been taking some form of stimulants.
Agreed ,actually more annoying than the Corden ads.Or...
Sa Calobra said:
Love the Cadburys small girl buying chocolate for her mum using buttons.
Deft, classy and whoever thought of it - genius. Soo positive on many levels.
The mum sent her kid in knowingly without funds to guilt trip the shop keeper into giving the woman some free chocolate, I find it dispicable tbh and very council.Deft, classy and whoever thought of it - genius. Soo positive on many levels.
untakenname said:
Sa Calobra said:
Love the Cadburys small girl buying chocolate for her mum using buttons.
Deft, classy and whoever thought of it - genius. Soo positive on many levels.
The mum sent her kid in knowingly without funds to guilt trip the shop keeper into giving the woman some free chocolate, I find it dispicable tbh and very council.Deft, classy and whoever thought of it - genius. Soo positive on many levels.
The sentiment is nice... but unrealistic.
untakenname said:
The mum sent her kid in knowingly without funds to guilt trip the shop keeper into giving the woman some free chocolate, I find it dispicable tbh and very council.
Yep! ETA
"He's my data self"
And I want to gun down the pair of you!
Edited by Rich_W on Saturday 1st September 18:02
FourWheelDrift said:
Gucci Bloom perfume advert with a group of supermodel hippies bathing fully clothed in the stagnant pond. Is that what they are saying it smells like?
Undoubtedly a st advert as are all ads for perfume TBH. Pretentious ste.I do however quite like the McDonalds spoof of perfume ads.
cuprabob said:
Just saw an advert for head lice treatment / shampoo and it says "kills up to 100% of head lice". That's quite a wide ranging statement 
Just like the bleach adverts, "kills 99% of known germs". What the hell is the other 1% made of because we really need to know about those!Gassing Station | TV, Film, Video Streaming & Radio | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff