Good films I watched this weekend
Discussion
gregd said:
I watched "Zidane" which was on BBC4 last week. More like an art installation or screen saver than a movie but strangely kept my attention all the same.
Also working my way through the (Connery) Bond movies on Sky HD plus series two of The Wire.
I watched Zidane too - I'm not even that much of a footy fan but I find this mesmerising.Also working my way through the (Connery) Bond movies on Sky HD plus series two of The Wire.
Ooh, you're in for a treat with The Wire - wait until you get to season four.
AlexKP said:
Let me stop you right there.
Here is the review of that steaming pile of a movie that I posted on the IMDB.com
Possibly the worst film in many years, 26 January 2009
1/10
Author: BlokeWithABrainUK from United Kingdom
* * This comment may contain spoilers ***
For some reason I ordered this on DVD (it was released this weekend). I had glanced at the IMDb score and thought "Good score, must be a fun way to kill a couple of hours..." How tragically and naively wrong I was.
Clearly the IMDb rating has been influenced or manipulated in some way by those with a vested interest. Nothing else could explain the current rating in relation to the vast majority of reviews.
So please pay attention to the following message: DO NOT BUY THIS FILM ON DVD - IT IS BEYOND DREADFUL.
I buy a lot of DVD's, but I am actually really angry that I wasted £10 on this, it is so staggeringly poor. I truly wish I could get my money back as I feel conned.
OK - the film. Well, many others here have already commented, but I am moved to say that rarely has such a total lack of talent been put before the public. I liked Stiller in "Zoolander" - pithy and clever. I quite like "Night at the Museum", and "Meet The Parents" was good fun.
"Tropic Thunder" on the other hand is a whole different barrel of excrement.
Given that it is written by, produced by, scripted by, directed by and starring Mr Stiller, I can only conclude that a/ he has not watched the film himself, or b/ it is noble of him to take the blame.
Some key points: - The script is incoherent, as is Downey Jnr (and most of the rest of the cast).
- The script is desperately poorly written.
- The plot premise is promising, but squandered in minutes.
- The opening two minutes of the film (the spoof trailers) are the only amusing part of the film. It then goes off a cliff like a weighted Artic carrying a lorry load of lead balloons.
- It's crude and crass. Not funny crude and crass. Just nauseatingly puerile and unpleasant. I can't even suggest it is schoolboy humour, as it isn't that sophisticated.
- It isn't satire (satire is intelligent and makes a point). It isn't a spoof (a spoof is ludicrous and funny). It isn't "comedy" either (comedy makes you laugh and smile). It is actually almost a new genre entirely of it's own.
- Jack Black is the worst he has ever been, and his character - a bloated "comedy star" obsessed with hard drugs is so repellent that I spent the entire agonising length of the movie with my face a fixed mask of horror (according to my better half who also attempted to endure this).
- Tom Cruise achieves staggering new heights of embarrassment. His rabid expletive ridden tirades are not biting satire, they are just cringeworthy and forced.
- Nolte is pointless and looks uncomfortable as if he has a horrible sinking feeling throughout. Matthew McConaughey, a great actor when he tries, gives his best shot. But given that his character is effectively one joke which isn't funny in the first place, he is on a hiding to nothing from the start.
- Steve Cougan actually manages to be the best actor in all this hideous mess, and he is dispatched early on anyhow. I think he should be grateful as he is the only one to escape with a shred of dignity.
The stellar cast must be appalled at what Ben Stiller has created. Overblown, pointless, unfunny visual diarrhoea with no discernible redeeming qualities whatsoever. Surely Mr Stiller will never again be able to persuade such actors of note to take part in another debacle.
It saddens me that at no point in the pre-production process did someone have either the nerve or the knowledge to say "Hang on a minute Ben, this just simply isn't funny." Ben Stiller has committed the cardinal film making sin - a comedy that is not only devoid of any laughs, but actually so poor it is offensive to a viewer with any level of discernment.
Having just about managed to watch it (a supreme act of will in itself), I feel insulted and scammed out of my money. I turned to my wife and said, "That was possibly the worst film I have seen in a decade". She not only agreed, but used one of the overused expletives from the movie to describe her dissatisfaction at a wasted 1hr40min of her life.
If I could give it less than one star I would.
Here is the review of that steaming pile of a movie that I posted on the IMDB.com
Possibly the worst film in many years, 26 January 2009
1/10
Author: BlokeWithABrainUK from United Kingdom
* * This comment may contain spoilers ***
For some reason I ordered this on DVD (it was released this weekend). I had glanced at the IMDb score and thought "Good score, must be a fun way to kill a couple of hours..." How tragically and naively wrong I was.
Clearly the IMDb rating has been influenced or manipulated in some way by those with a vested interest. Nothing else could explain the current rating in relation to the vast majority of reviews.
So please pay attention to the following message: DO NOT BUY THIS FILM ON DVD - IT IS BEYOND DREADFUL.
I buy a lot of DVD's, but I am actually really angry that I wasted £10 on this, it is so staggeringly poor. I truly wish I could get my money back as I feel conned.
OK - the film. Well, many others here have already commented, but I am moved to say that rarely has such a total lack of talent been put before the public. I liked Stiller in "Zoolander" - pithy and clever. I quite like "Night at the Museum", and "Meet The Parents" was good fun.
"Tropic Thunder" on the other hand is a whole different barrel of excrement.
Given that it is written by, produced by, scripted by, directed by and starring Mr Stiller, I can only conclude that a/ he has not watched the film himself, or b/ it is noble of him to take the blame.
Some key points: - The script is incoherent, as is Downey Jnr (and most of the rest of the cast).
- The script is desperately poorly written.
- The plot premise is promising, but squandered in minutes.
- The opening two minutes of the film (the spoof trailers) are the only amusing part of the film. It then goes off a cliff like a weighted Artic carrying a lorry load of lead balloons.
- It's crude and crass. Not funny crude and crass. Just nauseatingly puerile and unpleasant. I can't even suggest it is schoolboy humour, as it isn't that sophisticated.
- It isn't satire (satire is intelligent and makes a point). It isn't a spoof (a spoof is ludicrous and funny). It isn't "comedy" either (comedy makes you laugh and smile). It is actually almost a new genre entirely of it's own.
- Jack Black is the worst he has ever been, and his character - a bloated "comedy star" obsessed with hard drugs is so repellent that I spent the entire agonising length of the movie with my face a fixed mask of horror (according to my better half who also attempted to endure this).
- Tom Cruise achieves staggering new heights of embarrassment. His rabid expletive ridden tirades are not biting satire, they are just cringeworthy and forced.
- Nolte is pointless and looks uncomfortable as if he has a horrible sinking feeling throughout. Matthew McConaughey, a great actor when he tries, gives his best shot. But given that his character is effectively one joke which isn't funny in the first place, he is on a hiding to nothing from the start.
- Steve Cougan actually manages to be the best actor in all this hideous mess, and he is dispatched early on anyhow. I think he should be grateful as he is the only one to escape with a shred of dignity.
The stellar cast must be appalled at what Ben Stiller has created. Overblown, pointless, unfunny visual diarrhoea with no discernible redeeming qualities whatsoever. Surely Mr Stiller will never again be able to persuade such actors of note to take part in another debacle.
It saddens me that at no point in the pre-production process did someone have either the nerve or the knowledge to say "Hang on a minute Ben, this just simply isn't funny." Ben Stiller has committed the cardinal film making sin - a comedy that is not only devoid of any laughs, but actually so poor it is offensive to a viewer with any level of discernment.
Having just about managed to watch it (a supreme act of will in itself), I feel insulted and scammed out of my money. I turned to my wife and said, "That was possibly the worst film I have seen in a decade". She not only agreed, but used one of the overused expletives from the movie to describe her dissatisfaction at a wasted 1hr40min of her life.
If I could give it less than one star I would.
jbudgie said:
Must agree, 'Tropic Thunder' is absolute rubbish
Me too. Love Ben Stiller. Loved Meet the Parents, Zoolander etc. But Topic Thunder, after the opening scene, was just not funny at all - and I really hate to say this, but I actually found the whole 'Simple Jack' thing O F F E N S I V E. Edited by Evil Jack on Tuesday 3rd March 08:59
Taken - probably the best film I've seen in a year. Neeson is utterly stunning in this. His opening gambit on the phone to the bad guys was inspired.
QoS - Average. Brain-off fun.
Iron Man - Loved it. Downey Jr is cool in that. Looking forward to further installments.
Dark Knight - Very good. At last someone does Batman the way it always should have been done.
I am **so** looking forward to Watchmen.
QoS - Average. Brain-off fun.
Iron Man - Loved it. Downey Jr is cool in that. Looking forward to further installments.
Dark Knight - Very good. At last someone does Batman the way it always should have been done.
I am **so** looking forward to Watchmen.
*Raz* said:
Asterix said:
Benjamin Button.
Good but too long.
I loved this but thought it was long yeahGood but too long.
JCVD
new Jean Claude Van Damme film, its all personal opinion, but its BRILLIANT! i loved it from the opening scene. Take everything you think about Jean Claude and forget it, take everything you think about what this film is gonna be and forget it, then sit back press play and enjoy cinematic genius.
There's very little action, its not your typical JC film, and it shows the man can act, its low budget, but the story is great, the characters are fantastic, JC plays himself fully taking the piss out of his own career, and his monologue in the middle, unbelievable, for me its the best monologue in any film i have ever seen, so real and genuine.
Its my film of the year so far and something amazing is gonna have to come and beat it, possibly top 10 best movie ever.
new Jean Claude Van Damme film, its all personal opinion, but its BRILLIANT! i loved it from the opening scene. Take everything you think about Jean Claude and forget it, take everything you think about what this film is gonna be and forget it, then sit back press play and enjoy cinematic genius.
There's very little action, its not your typical JC film, and it shows the man can act, its low budget, but the story is great, the characters are fantastic, JC plays himself fully taking the piss out of his own career, and his monologue in the middle, unbelievable, for me its the best monologue in any film i have ever seen, so real and genuine.
Its my film of the year so far and something amazing is gonna have to come and beat it, possibly top 10 best movie ever.
I just saw two films:
Body Of Lies - I reccomend it.
My best Friends Girl - Shamelessly immoral. I hate movies with a tirade of sexual innuendos that are so not funny. It is amazing to me how many new one liners are continuously created using sexual content. Just another movie adding to the overall stain on younger childrens psyche.
Body Of Lies - I reccomend it.
My best Friends Girl - Shamelessly immoral. I hate movies with a tirade of sexual innuendos that are so not funny. It is amazing to me how many new one liners are continuously created using sexual content. Just another movie adding to the overall stain on younger childrens psyche.
Gillet said:
JCVD
new Jean Claude Van Damme film, its all personal opinion, but its BRILLIANT! i loved it from the opening scene. Take everything you think about Jean Claude and forget it, take everything you think about what this film is gonna be and forget it, then sit back press play and enjoy cinematic genius.
There's very little action, its not your typical JC film, and it shows the man can act, its low budget, but the story is great, the characters are fantastic, JC plays himself fully taking the piss out of his own career, and his monologue in the middle, unbelievable, for me its the best monologue in any film i have ever seen, so real and genuine.
Its my film of the year so far and something amazing is gonna have to come and beat it, possibly top 10 best movie ever.
YES!! This is exactly what I want to hear! I have been giving word about this film on PH ever since I knew it was being made. However I still have not seen it! I dont think it is available in the states just yet new Jean Claude Van Damme film, its all personal opinion, but its BRILLIANT! i loved it from the opening scene. Take everything you think about Jean Claude and forget it, take everything you think about what this film is gonna be and forget it, then sit back press play and enjoy cinematic genius.
There's very little action, its not your typical JC film, and it shows the man can act, its low budget, but the story is great, the characters are fantastic, JC plays himself fully taking the piss out of his own career, and his monologue in the middle, unbelievable, for me its the best monologue in any film i have ever seen, so real and genuine.
Its my film of the year so far and something amazing is gonna have to come and beat it, possibly top 10 best movie ever.
I did watch "Pride And Prejudice" on HD DVD, with that there Keira Knightley in it, innit? Admittedly, the film is a little short on car-chases, guns and bombs, but I really enjoyed it. It harks back to a more simpler time when "taking a turn around the room" was an acceptable pastime.
It must be said, however, that Ms Knightley has the neck of an ostrich. An ostrich with an unusually long neck, come to that.
It must be said, however, that Ms Knightley has the neck of an ostrich. An ostrich with an unusually long neck, come to that.
Sciroccology said:
I did watch "Pride And Prejudice" on HD DVD, with that there Keira Knightley in it, innit? Admittedly, the film is a little short on car-chases, guns and bombs, but I really enjoyed it. It harks back to a more simpler time when "taking a turn around the room" was an acceptable pastime.
It must be said, however, that Ms Knightley has the neck of an ostrich. An ostrich with an unusually long neck, come to that.
Not a fan due to my passion for the original BBC version.It must be said, however, that Ms Knightley has the neck of an ostrich. An ostrich with an unusually long neck, come to that.
Did I just say that?
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