Airplane! On last night.... brilliant.
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enioldjoe said:
That character 'Johnny' was a legend. 
While watching the Wizard of Oz recently I suddenly realised that his cry of 'It's a twister, it's a twister!' is a quote from it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKrJoih_uCQ
Airplane 2 court scene is genius
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-lDlHUHiPg
Prosecutor: Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.
Also
Striker: Which passenger is Joe Solucci?
Testa: 16C. Why?
Striker: He's carrying a bomb.
Testa: A b - ?
Striker: No, not a b. A bomb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-lDlHUHiPg
Prosecutor: Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.
Also
Striker: Which passenger is Joe Solucci?
Testa: 16C. Why?
Striker: He's carrying a bomb.
Testa: A b - ?
Striker: No, not a b. A bomb.
The part where Ted is telling his story to various passengers and they try to kill themselves always has me doubled in two, the guy dousing himself in petrol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjF4_hR3FfQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjF4_hR3FfQ
wargriff said:
does anyone remember the film 'Top Secret' with Val Kilmer in ?
Same writers and production style..very funny with lots of visual gags.
worth a view if not already seen.
An absolute corker.Same writers and production style..very funny with lots of visual gags.
worth a view if not already seen.
"There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen."
Hotshots was a good one too. Since then they've sadly gone downhill.
hora said:
Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Genius.
Surely you can't be serious?Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
Genius.
That one's been done twice already!
This is getting like the reposts in the Sean Connery Joke thread.....
Hot Shots - Admiral Benson was a legend.
Admiral Benson: I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?
Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab, sir.
Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!
Admiral Benson: Call down to the galley and order up some soup.
Lt. Commander Block: Yes, sir.
Admiral Benson: Ahhh... I love soup. At least I think I love soup. Blasted shell! It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?
Lt. Commander Block: Duck, sir.
[Admiral Benson hits head on desk while ducking]
Lt. Commander Block: Are you alright, sir?
Admiral Benson: Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?
Admiral Benson: Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson is dead. So is Mo Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: "How can this not be part of some larger plan?" Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb? I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knockout gal... or guy, and the next, you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss outta me!
Admiral Benson: Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson is dead. So is Mo Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: "How can this not be part of some larger plan?" Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb? I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knockout gal... or guy, and the next, you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss outta me!
Lt. Commander Block: Admiral Benson!
Admiral Benson: Really? That's my name too.
Lt. Commander Block: How are ya, sir?
Admiral Benson: Hawaii? Goddamn it, Bill, I'm supposed to be in California.
Lt. Commander Block: No, sir, this is California.
Admiral Benson: Well, gotta run. Good luck.
Lt. Commander Block: But, sir, this is your command.
Lt. Commander Block: Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps negative C, categories. There's also some anti-aircraft squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective.
Admiral Benson: I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a f
king clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
Admiral Benson: Really? 12 o'clock? Well, that gives us about...
[checks his watch]
Admiral Benson: 25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.
Admiral Benson: I slipped on a crab. Who put that crab there?
Lt. Commander Block: I don't see any crab, sir.
Admiral Benson: Don't tell me. There were two crabs. They work in pairs. I went to Annapolis for chrissakes!
Admiral Benson: Call down to the galley and order up some soup.
Lt. Commander Block: Yes, sir.
Admiral Benson: Ahhh... I love soup. At least I think I love soup. Blasted shell! It's either soup or duck. Which one do you shoot?
Lt. Commander Block: Duck, sir.
[Admiral Benson hits head on desk while ducking]
Lt. Commander Block: Are you alright, sir?
Admiral Benson: Of course I'm alright! Why, what have you heard?
Admiral Benson: Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson is dead. So is Mo Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: "How can this not be part of some larger plan?" Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb? I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knockout gal... or guy, and the next, you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss outta me!
Admiral Benson: Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson is dead. So is Mo Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: "How can this not be part of some larger plan?" Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb? I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knockout gal... or guy, and the next, you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss outta me!
Lt. Commander Block: Admiral Benson!
Admiral Benson: Really? That's my name too.
Lt. Commander Block: How are ya, sir?
Admiral Benson: Hawaii? Goddamn it, Bill, I'm supposed to be in California.
Lt. Commander Block: No, sir, this is California.
Admiral Benson: Well, gotta run. Good luck.
Lt. Commander Block: But, sir, this is your command.
Lt. Commander Block: Every aerial photo and recon report indicate a defensive arsenal in the D, and perhaps negative C, categories. There's also some anti-aircraft squadrons. They can send up an ack-ack umbrella high enough to make any attack ineffective.
Admiral Benson: I don't have a clue what you're talkin' about, Phil. Not a f
king clue. I have a shell the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee to stay on is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull, so you just go ahead and do what you do. Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
Admiral Benson: Really? 12 o'clock? Well, that gives us about...
[checks his watch]
Admiral Benson: 25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.
There is also "Kentucky Fried Movie" - more a load of sketches than a proper film but there is a great non PC bit in it with "Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker"!
http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/158500/Kentucky-Fri...
http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/158500/Kentucky-Fri...
Chim Chim said:
There is also "Kentucky Fried Movie" - more a load of sketches than a proper film but there is a great non PC bit in it with "Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker"!
http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/158500/Kentucky-Fri...
And if you like that, I highly advise 'Amazon women on the moon', if only for the incomparable Don 'No Soul' Simmons.http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/158500/Kentucky-Fri...
Jasandjules said:
wargriff said:
does anyone remember the film 'Top Secret' with Val Kilmer in ?
Oh yes, and I bought it on DVD as well.......... The same stupid humour....
He's just a little hoarse..
Edited by juice on Thursday 19th March 15:11
"My name is Deja Vu"
"have we met before?"
aAnd the bit when they are in fancy dress as a cow! I'm not explaining it!
The same stupid humour....He's just a little hoarse..
"have we met before?"
aAnd the bit when they are in fancy dress as a cow! I'm not explaining it!
juice said:
Jasandjules said:
wargriff said:
does anyone remember the film 'Top Secret' with Val Kilmer in ?
Oh yes, and I bought it on DVD as well.......... The same stupid humour....
Edited by juice on Thursday 19th March 15:10
Theres hundreds of them. Brilliant films!
The smoking sign on Airplane in "Spani-Mexican"
El-a-no-o-you-smoke-o!
And after they land it, "I just wanted to say we are all counting on you!"
When he's parking.
"The Yellow bay is for loading and unloading only"
"No it isnt"
I watched it with my other half it went completely under her head and she got up and walked off. Hethen.
The smoking sign on Airplane in "Spani-Mexican"
El-a-no-o-you-smoke-o!
And after they land it, "I just wanted to say we are all counting on you!"
When he's parking.
"The Yellow bay is for loading and unloading only"
"No it isnt"
I watched it with my other half it went completely under her head and she got up and walked off. Hethen.
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