Take Me Out - ITV

[monthefish]

DSLiverpool said:

I think Farah has a magic mirror cos she should be Keeping her light on for anything but is always an early turn offer - needs a reality check

Edited for ipad nuttiness

Edited by DSLiverpool on Saturday 21st February 21:47

Edited by DSLiverpool on Saturday 21st February 21:49

[Silverbullet767]

monthefish said:

Winner!

[gaz1234]

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/collectibles/product-ar...

[Yazar]

Watched first 10 minutes of this weeks episode yesterday, and was so dull switched it off.

[defblade]

monthefish said:

NO! NO! NO! Miss Piggy is an utter sex bomb.

The one at the top... maybe a sex blob?
(To be honest, her apparent level of truly amazing thickness is more of a turn off than anything...)

[stuartmmcfc]

On the evidenced from tonight's Gossip, there's at least 6 villages missing their idiots.

[kev1974]

"I thought that was only English microwaves"

Nobody is really that thick, had to be an act.

[Birdster]

Just watched the episode with the unicycle guy.

Some of the women turn lights off because he gets up at 6:30, or because he rides a 'unicorn'.

[Pete102]

Tell me the guy with the ultima is off here!

[BertyFish]

240 mph

[richatnort]

Pete102 said:

Tell me the guy with the ultima is off here!

Might find him under match.com section wondering why no one has matched with him on all the sites.

[MikeGTi]

Why, why, why... Why why.. Why?

[SeldomSeenKid]

BertyFish said:

240 mph

I was thinking the same thing

[MikeGTi]

SeldomSeenKid said:

I was thinking the same thing

He said 205 afterwards though.. Methinks he's 'confused'

[Superhoop]

SeldomSeenKid said:

BertyFish said:

240 mph

I was thinking the same thing

I had to rewind it to make sure I hadn't misheard and he'd actually said 140, but nope, he definitely said 240mph....

[texaxile]

He wasn't talking kilometres was he?. 240??.

90's jeans…check, dodgy shirt…check, trying to hide a paunch…check…definitely a PH'er.

[rix]

richatnort said:

Might find him under match.com section wondering why no one has matched with him on all the sites.

thanks... thought that was a link to the thread, now have match.com within my history, wife will be pleased!

Edit - never realised PH auto hyperlinked web addresses...

[texaxile]

Sat hear with my daughter, she's yet again passing comment on the girls and the blokes.

Bloke from Darlington,

Dodgy teeth and hair, looks like a tramp, big ears. kudos for the job and hobby though.

ETA

Her words, not mine. I think he's a half decent bloke.

Edited by texaxile on Saturday 7th March 21:10

[spud989]

Glad I'm not the only one who came here looking for Mr Ultima

[texaxile]

Chuck in a male model on the final episode.

He seems to have as much go in him as an asthmatic tortoise . Actually doesn't seem too happy to be there tbh.

Daughter said he's " johnny big chin " whatever that means lol. ( note, I did offer some encouragement on this assertion ).