The Archers

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Rufus

1,518 posts

207 months

Sunday 2nd January 2011
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Do we fully believe the news at 8 in that it was Nigel who fell?

eastlmark

1,654 posts

207 months

Sunday 2nd January 2011
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Rufus said:
Do we fully believe the news at 8 in that it was Nigel who fell?
yes, sad to say it was.....but maybe the hay thief was parked underneath and gave him a soft landing.

Rufus

1,518 posts

207 months

Sunday 2nd January 2011
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eastlmark said:
Rufus said:
Do we fully believe the news at 8 in that it was Nigel who fell?
yes, sad to say it was.....but maybe the hay thief was parked underneath and gave him a soft landing.
I definitely think there was a low 'grunt' after the scream, perhaps he is still alive.

NDA

21,574 posts

225 months

Sunday 2nd January 2011
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The scream is now available as a ring tone.

Paul Dishman

4,701 posts

237 months

Monday 3rd January 2011
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Rufus said:
eastlmark said:
Rufus said:
Do we fully believe the news at 8 in that it was Nigel who fell?
yes, sad to say it was.....but maybe the hay thief was parked underneath and gave him a soft landing.
I definitely think there was a low 'grunt' after the scream, perhaps he is still alive.
He's dead- Vanessa Whitburn blew it on the Today programme this morning

Political Pain

983 posts

168 months

Monday 3rd January 2011
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Alas Poncey Nigel
blown away!
A goner!
Big house gravel
Did for him
advertising
it didn't pay.


mycroft

1,545 posts

247 months

Wednesday 5th January 2011
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Helen

Ok she is nutty as a fruit cake but she just needs a good man , given the editor of the programme she not ever likely to meet one .

As documentaries go the Archers is no worse than any other tongue out

Confused of Borchester

Martin4x4

6,506 posts

132 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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mycroft said:
Helen

Ok she is nutty as a fruit cake but she just needs a good man
How long will it take to realise she got a real bad one?

Janluke

2,585 posts

158 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Martin4x4 said:
How long will it take to realise she got a real bad one?
She'll be the last to know :-)

Bengt Axel

134 posts

149 months

Friday 14th March 2014
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mycroft said:
As documentaries go the Archers is no worse than any other tongue out
Anyone who thinks that the Archers is an unrealistic portrayal of English village life hasn't lived in my village, which is more like Ambridge than Ambridge is, except when it's more like Wicker Man.

Magog

2,652 posts

189 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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Another dramatic instalment tonight.

surveyor

17,823 posts

184 months

Friday 10th July 2015
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Brian's car sounded fruity tonight....

Janluke

2,585 posts

158 months

Friday 10th July 2015
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surveyor said:
Brian's car sounded fruity tonight....
Imagine Brian in a Jag or Range Rover poss both

Kiltie

7,504 posts

246 months

Friday 10th July 2015
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Magog said:
Another dramatic instalment tonight.
No spoilers!

I listen to the omnibus.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Kiltie said:
Magog said:
Another dramatic instalment tonight.
No spoilers!

I listen to the omnibus.
I missed it - what happened?

surveyor

17,823 posts

184 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Brian and Adam are fighting.

Adam's gone all eco and wants to tear up Charlie's Contract so that he can grow lentils to help the soil.....

Meanwhile Toby is thinking of making a move on Pip as she's set for life with land....

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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surveyor said:
Brian and Adam are fighting.

Adam's gone all eco and wants to tear up Charlie's Contract so that he can grow lentils to help the soil.....

Meanwhile Toby is thinking of making a move on Pip as she's set for life with land....
Ah, another everyday tale of country folk then...

motco

15,956 posts

246 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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What was the verdict at Grace Archer's inquest? Is Christine still riding 'Midnight'?

getmecoat

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

233 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Janluke said:
She'll be the last to know :-)
Is Rob really a baddie though, or just not a particularly likable man?

Let's face it Jess seems to be a bit of a fruit loop.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

233 months

Monday 13th July 2015
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Europa1 said:
surveyor said:
Brian and Adam are fighting.

Adam's gone all eco and wants to tear up Charlie's Contract so that he can grow lentils to help the soil.....

Meanwhile Toby is thinking of making a move on Pip as she's set for life with land....
Ah, another everyday tale of country folk then...
Adam does rather seem to have lost the plot of late.

Is Toby only interested in Pip for what he can get out of her and put in her or is he actually a nice enough bloke? I'm not hearing too many warning signs other than oldies wishing to revisit the sins of the father on the sons.

My biggest issue with the Archers though is nothing to do with the above. It's how long they will keep that utter wk stain of an ex Eastenders producer on for before they kick the cocksocket into the long grass.

The Archers - An everyday tail of farming folk. Someone needs to write that in point 72 all over that c-unit's body and mind. This is the Archers - 15 minutesish of gentle escapism and storytelling that has been going on for more years than most on this Forum have been alive. It is supposed to be about the social and farming issues of the day. Not a radio version of Eastenders.

As for the new cast - FFS I just don't even know where to begin to start. Pip sounds older than her mother!

And just to clear things up - never listened to the Archers bar one or two episodes until 2005 when I met the Mrs. SInce then manage to catch about 50% of the broadcasts and have become a full on convert, or at least I was till they brought that utter, raving, did your daddy touch you as a child? throbber in.