Only Fools and Horses: Your favourite bits?

[forsure]

Symbolica said:

andyjo1982 said:

Other personal favs for me include Rodney going solo with the lawnmower engines

"But...they're not just 'any' lawnmower engines Rodney"

"...No?"

"No, they're broken lawnmower engines"

When Rodney proudly announced that he'd bought another batch (the same broken engines) Del's next line was:
'What a 42 carat plonker you really are!'

An audio clip frequently used by Johnnie Walker when he did the R2 5pm show.

[635djimmy]

My favourite program on TV, almost can't pick out my favourite bits as I have so many. In the episode 'Mother Nature's Son' today, when Raquel is trying to get Del to clean out his rubbish/stock and comes out with this

Raquel

Clear it out, Del. Dump it
with the rest of the
rubbish on your allotment!
Just clear the room out and
give it back to our baby.

Del
And what's to say tomorrow
I won't find a buyer for
all of this stuff?

Raquel
What are the chances of you
bumping into a bald-headed,
anti-apartheid, deep-sea
diving Bros fan who has a
betamax video recorder,
likes Romanian Rheisling
and whose name's Gary?

Del
Alright, I'll get shot of
it all.

Always makes me laugh.

[juice]

When Del gets a job lot of paint and decorates the local chinese takeaway (as well as his Mum's grave) - with luminous paint...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqA8NWnnJcc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUtPU_-4fsY&NR=...

Edited by juice on Saturday 25th December 08:15

[AshBaldry]

I've got the box set minus the Xmas specials,thought I had seen most of them however the clay pigeon shooting epi is new to me!?

[AshBaldry]

I've got the box set minus the Xmas specials,thought I had seen most of them however the clay pigeon shooting epi is new to me!?

[Manee]

personally i laughed as hard as ever when the mugging of the councillor takes place and u see a chonky del boy in a batman costume running up

that was sheer brilliance

[Jw Vw]

GALLARDOGUY said:

In the Nags Head...

Driscoll brother: I want to buy everyone in the pub a drink. Here's a pound. And I want change!

Boycie: Large cognac please Michael...

[alsaautomotive]

Trotter family in Spain, Grandad arrested............

Del......."so you were gun-running in the middle of a civil war???????"

Grandad...."well it's the best time to do it Del"

Still makes me cry with laughter.

[IndyAndy777]

When Rodney wins the painting competition, and him, Del and Cassandra go to Spain, only to find out that Rodney has been entered as a 13 Year old. The bit where he comes back after the skateboard race, and he's shouting at Del through the bathroom door is hilarious.

When chatting up 2 'sorts' in a bar, and Del is telling them that Rodney is a hot shot tennis player, but he isn't listening. Then one of the ladies asks him if he prefers grass or astroturf, and Rodney says 'I dunno, i've never smoked astroturf.'

Again in a posh bar, Del goes to chat up some birds, and comes back in a bit of a hurry. Rodney says 'Nice one Del, are they a couple of crackers?' Del replies 'NO, they're a couple of geezers!'

Classic stuff

[anonymous-user]

Just watched the one where they get held at gunpoint in the supermarket overnight.

Lennox: "Ain't I seen you someplace before??"
Del: "No no no, I haven't been anywhere before, have I Rodney?
Rodney: "No no he stays at home all the time"

[robsco]

Boycie whilst watching Rodney and Mickey's homemade porn film:
"Where do they get those grotty flats from, eh?"

Del watching Rodney attempt to park the Reliant in a tight space:
"Oh come on Rodney, you could reverse a vasectomy faster than this!"

And who can forget, "Mum told me on her deathbed..."

Edited by robsco on Monday 27th December 23:18

[DarrenL]

hahaha I love Only Fools, it was and remains one of the best British TV programs ever!

"Alright Dave..."

"All The Boys remember Marlene"


Albert "During the..."
Del "If you say during the war, I'll pour this cup of tea over your head!"
Albert "I wasn't going to say during the war!"
Del "Alright then".
Albert "Bloody little know all"!
Del "Sorry"
Albert "That's alright. During the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany..."

[forsure]

Caught one tonight on 'Gold':

Trigger in a bright blue suit: 'I've got a date'

Response of everybody he tells: 'Are you sure?'

[wiggy001]

greggy50 said:

DSLiverpool said:

CooperD said:

The episode where Raquel sings for the Driscoll Brother's mother with a singer who can't prononunce his R's and has a salami down his trousers.

+1

+2
I also like the episode where they sell the watch and finally become millionaries find it quite emotional myself.

"No no Rodney, I'll buy the sandwiches... cos you bought the Rolls"

[chriscoates]

Has to be Del and Trig in the bar for me. Hilarious! I laugh every time I see this, more at Trig who is completely oblivious to it all!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8

[IndyAndy777]

Symbolica said:

Just watched the one where they get held at gunpoint in the supermarket overnight.

Lennox: "Ain't I seen you someplace before??"
Del: "No no no, I haven't been anywhere before, have I Rodney?
Rodney: "No no he stays at home all the time"

And the clip where the manager is clinking the pen into his teeth, I cant remember the script, but it's a very funny clip....

[duggan]

A Losing Streak - giving Del-Boy a "lucky" two-headed coin

Grandad: Scotch bloke gave me this during the war. I remember it like it was yesterday. His hands were trembling and his voice just a whisper. He said "I want you to have something to remember me by, Trotter. Take me lucky coin." Then he . . . he went!

Del: What - he died?

Grandad: Deserted! Mind you , you couldn't blame him the way them Germans was carrying on. Someone was gonna get hurt.

[duggan]

Ps - Sky 133 Dave +1 now - the "Gary" episode

[forsure]

forsure said:

williamp said:

Uncle Albert being "shocked" by Rodneys late night antics

That was brilliant; instructed by Del to act shocked, Albert goes completely over the top. Always makes me laugh out loud.

Just seen that episode again (on GOLD), David Jason very nearly loses his composure in that scene!