Bad Films I watched this weekend

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Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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The Other Woman.

I was told it was a reasonable film so it was downloaded and watched...

... for 15 minutes.

What a load of st! The wife of the guy (Jamie Lannister dude) was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo annoying that when it got to the bit where they left the bar, after she was sick, that was the point we gave up.

It might have become better but the wife and I will never find out.

JonRB

74,543 posts

272 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Kick Ass 2

God, what a disappointment. None of the charm, humour or tongue-in-cheek sense of fun of the first film. Lame main plot, stupid teen-angst sub-plot, fight scenes that took themselves seriously (and were a failure as a result), and overall just a terrible film.

The worst thing is that I actually bought it too - in a "3 for £20" deal on Blu-Rays. Oh well.


Edited by JonRB on Wednesday 10th September 21:10

Negative Creep

24,978 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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JonRB said:
Kick Ass 2

God, what a disappointment. None of the charm, humour or tongue-in-cheek sense of fun of the first film. Lame main plot, stupid teen-angst sub-plot, fight scenes that took themselves seriously (and were a failure as a result), and overall just a terrible film.

The worst thing is that I actually bought it too - in a "3 for £20" deal on Blu-Rays. Oh well.


Edited by JonRB on Wednesday 10th September 21:10
The original felt fresh exciting and even dangerous, whereas the sequel just seemed to play it pretty safe and wasn't as engaging. A good example is the mugging scene early on, where Hit Girl just beats up the criminals and then spouts an awful one liner. Back in the first film she dropped the c-bomb then killed everyone there without hesitation, including a woman who wasn't any direct threat. Plus what was that cafeteria scene about? It looks like something out of Monty Python and doesn't fit at all with the tone of the film.

SWoll

18,373 posts

258 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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Negative Creep said:
JonRB said:
Kick Ass 2

God, what a disappointment. None of the charm, humour or tongue-in-cheek sense of fun of the first film. Lame main plot, stupid teen-angst sub-plot, fight scenes that took themselves seriously (and were a failure as a result), and overall just a terrible film.

The worst thing is that I actually bought it too - in a "3 for £20" deal on Blu-Rays. Oh well.


Edited by JonRB on Wednesday 10th September 21:10
The original felt fresh exciting and even dangerous, whereas the sequel just seemed to play it pretty safe and wasn't as engaging. A good example is the mugging scene early on, where Hit Girl just beats up the criminals and then spouts an awful one liner. Back in the first film she dropped the c-bomb then killed everyone there without hesitation, including a woman who wasn't any direct threat. Plus what was that cafeteria scene about? It looks like something out of Monty Python and doesn't fit at all with the tone of the film.
Made by people who thought they understood what made the first film great, but clearly had no idea.

Very disappointing.

Ace-T said:
Olympus has fallen. The only good thing I can say is that it wasnt as bad as Die Hard 5. However it was a shocking scene by scene rip off of the original Die Hard.

Apparently White house down is worse! rofl
I actually quite enjoyed Olympus has Fallen. Throwback to the more violent action films of the late 80's and early 90's I thought. Utter tosh obviously, but kept me amused for 90 mins.

White House Down on the other hand really was f*****g dreadful.

Edited by SWoll on Wednesday 10th September 23:09

Negative Creep

24,978 posts

227 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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SWoll said:
I actually quite enjoyed Olympus has Fallen. Throwback to the more violent action films of the late 80's and early 90's I thought. Utter tosh obviously, but kept me amused for 90 mins.

White House Down on the other hand really was f*****g dreadful.

Edited by SWoll on Wednesday 10th September 23:09
I enjoyed OHF as well. Nice to see some actual violence, not the usual 12A cgi blood spurts and one f-bomb. WHD was complete rubbish though and whilst I appreciate neither are supposed to be realistic I didn't by the way the took over the White House, and the left wing message being smacked over your head got tiresome really quickly

JonRB

74,543 posts

272 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Negative Creep said:
The original felt fresh exciting and even dangerous, whereas the sequel just seemed to play it pretty safe and wasn't as engaging. A good example is the mugging scene early on, where Hit Girl just beats up the criminals and then spouts an awful one liner. Back in the first film she dropped the c-bomb then killed everyone there without hesitation, including a woman who wasn't any direct threat. Plus what was that cafeteria scene about? It looks like something out of Monty Python and doesn't fit at all with the tone of the film.
Indeed. And the "Sick Stick" was stolen directly from Minority Report, of course.

chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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I, Frankenstein.

Why was this even made?

It offered nothing new to this genre, but just re-hashes of Blade, Underworld, Van Helsing etc.

irocfan

40,433 posts

190 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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chris watton said:
I, Frankenstein.

Why was this even made?

It offered nothing new to this genre, but just re-hashes of Blade, Underworld, Van Helsing etc.
oh lord yes! There were some neat touches that made me hope that having Christopher Lambert wasn't an indicator of (lack of) quality... but I was left unsurprised at the dross it turned out to be frown

JonRB

74,543 posts

272 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Still on the subject of Kick Ass 2, I thought this was quite an interesting article.
http://whatculture.com/film/kick-ass-2-5-changes-f...

It's sort of like our earlier discussion on the remake of RoboCop - it's a case of writer(s)/director(s) simply not *getting* what made a previous film good.

Bullett

10,886 posts

184 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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That article is very Comic fan boy.

He has a few good points but is way off the mark on the growing up of hit girl.

JonRB

74,543 posts

272 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Bullett said:
That article is very Comic fan boy.

He has a few good points but is way off the mark on the growing up of hit girl.
I've never read the comics so I can't really comment. But, yes, I thought he made some good points.

Kitchski

6,515 posts

231 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

Normally like Michael Cera-type films, but switched this off after 15mins. Did. Not. Get.

rj1986

1,107 posts

168 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Kitchski said:
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

Normally like Michael Cera-type films, but switched this off after 15mins. Did. Not. Get.
It gets better - i didn't particularly like Cera in this film, but it does get better

waterjoke

34 posts

116 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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I love watching horror films, especially movies about zombies, I have seen all of this kind movies, but only The Walking Dead and Resident Evil are great, and the others are bad, I hope to see more good zombie films...

MacW

1,349 posts

176 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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chris watton said:
I, Frankenstein.

Why was this even made?

It offered nothing new to this genre, but just re-hashes of Blade, Underworld, Van Helsing etc.
You would have thought that when a script writer said, 'I've got a great movie here, it's like Underworld but without Kate Beckinsale' some kind person would have led him away to a soft walled box.


renmure

4,242 posts

224 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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chris watton said:
I, Frankenstein.

Why was this even made?

It offered nothing new to this genre, but just re-hashes of Blade, Underworld, Van Helsing etc.
I quite liked it

getmecoat

drab

420 posts

152 months

Saturday 13th September 2014
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Sex tape. You can recreate the experience of watching this film by looking at adverts for various apple products, some crap soft porn and terrible slapstick comedy with no storyline to speak of, followed by some more apple advertising.

Possibly the worst film I've ever seen.

pidsy

7,989 posts

157 months

Saturday 13th September 2014
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Bad neighbours.

Another unfunny Seth rogan film. 3 (I think) funny moments but really crap other than that.

CarbonViper

215 posts

129 months

Saturday 13th September 2014
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pidsy said:
Bad neighbours.

Another unfunny Seth rogan film. 3 (I think) funny moments but really crap other than that.
I watched this last night and it was absolutely terrible. 2 hours of my life I will unfortunately never get back

sparks_E39

12,738 posts

213 months

Saturday 13th September 2014
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Gravity. Looked pretty but it was boring.
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