Bad Films I watched this weekend

[El Guapo]

james_tigerwoods said:

Mega Python v Gateroid - Wow. Just wow. So. bad.

Especially disappointing since the title promised so much.

[chris watton]

El Guapo said:

james_tigerwoods said:

Mega Python v Gateroid - Wow. Just wow. So. bad.

Especially disappointing since the title promised so much.

[irocfan]

james_tigerwoods said:

Mega Python v Gateroid - Wow. Just wow. So. bad.

The "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:

"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"

I turned over at that

the sad thing is I can still only 'hear' that in song

[james_tigerwoods]

irocfan said:

james_tigerwoods said:

Mega Python v Gateroid - Wow. Just wow. So. bad.

The "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:

"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"

I turned over at that

the sad thing is I can still only 'hear' that in song

Me too - I put it on thinking "how bad is this going to be, I mean, it can't be that bad can it"

Yes. It was.

[Halmyre]

james_tigerwoods said:

Mega Python v Gateroid - Wow. Just wow. So. bad.

The "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:

"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"

I turned over at that

Tiffany AND Debbie Gibson together? One of Bill Hicks' favourite movies, that would have been...

[SpudLink]

Halmyre said:

james_tigerwoods said:

Mega Python v Gateroid - Wow. Just wow. So. bad.

The "actress"/singer Tiffany is also in it. One of the exchange of lines between her and the singer Debbie Gibson was this:

"I think we're alone now"
"There doesn't seem to be anyone around"

I turned over at that

Tiffany AND Debbie Gibson together? One of Bill Hicks' favourite movies, that would have been...

A film called "Mega Python v Gateroid"!!
Staring Tiffany and Debbie Gibson, quoting each others song lyrics!!!!
How could that be anything less than awesome?

[james_tigerwoods]

Had to love the "CGI"



Tiffany was, at least, rack-tastic - The fight scene between her and Debbie Gibson was entertaining...

[james_tigerwoods]

SpudLink said:

A film called "Mega Python v Gateroid"!!
Staring Tiffany and Debbie Gibson, quoting each others song lyrics!!!!
How could that be anything less than awesome?

It was wayyyyyyy less than awesome.

Camp and ridiculous - awesome? No. There was a scene where the extras were shooting at snakes and gators. In no apparent direction. On the plus side, they mostly died...

[Davie_GLA]

Dangerous mind of a hooligan. What utter tosh.

[Funk]

Sex Tape.

Terrible film, not even a mostly naked Diaz could redeem it. Had a bit of a thing for her since 'That Entrance' in The Mask. Even Rob Lowe and Jack Black were given pretty much nothing to do, not even sure why they bothered agreeing to be in it. Oh, and the most blatant product placement since Casino Royale. Nothing immerses you more in a film than feeling like you're being advertised to...

I'd like my time refunded, Sex Tape was truly awful and that's coming from someone who will watch pretty much anything.

[mike13]

Funk said:

Sex Tape.

Terrible film, not even a mostly naked Diaz could redeem it. Had a bit of a thing for her since 'That Entrance' in The Mask. Even Rob Lowe and Jack Black were given pretty much nothing to do, not even sure why they bothered agreeing to be in it. Oh, and the most blatant product placement since Casino Royale. Nothing immerses you more in a film than feeling like you're being advertised to...

I'd like my time refunded, Sex Tape was truly awful and that's coming from someone who will watch pretty much anything.

I walked out at halfway point, how anyone thought it was a good idea to make this baffles me.

[Martin4x4]

Got suckered in to buying the DVD of Looters, Tooters and Sawn-Off Shooters.

Was expecting British gangster noir and instead got stilted dialog, abysmal acting, lousy pace, dis-joined story and poor editing. Probably one of the worst films I've ever watched.

Edited by Martin4x4 on Monday 6th October 07:12

[Funk]

james_tigerwoods said:

Had to love the "CGI"



Tiffany was, at least, rack-tastic - The fight scene between her and Debbie Gibson was entertaining...

fking hell, it's terrible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITmSpxUAA8

Whoever spunked cash making that is an idiot.

[Patch1875]

Davie_GLA said:

Dangerous mind of a hooligan. What utter tosh.

Awful gave up after half an hour .

[Negative Creep]

Funk said:

fking hell, it's terrible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITmSpxUAA8

Whoever spunked cash making that is an idiot.

It's made by The Asylum, who quickly make films that always recoup their tiny initial budgets. So actually I'd say they're rather clever

http://www.wired.com/2013/07/asylum-business-boom/

[ajprice]

Negative Creep said:

Funk said:

fking hell, it's terrible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITmSpxUAA8

Whoever spunked cash making that is an idiot.

It's made by The Asylum, who quickly make films that always recoup their tiny initial budgets. So actually I'd say they're rather clever

http://www.wired.com/2013/07/asylum-business-boom/

Watching Mega Python vs Gatoroid now, yes it's awful, but I like them. I watched 2 Headed Shark Attack a few weeks ago too (the one with Hulk Hogan's daughter). 4Music have shown them, I think similar films turn up on a few other freeview channels too.

Tiffany's line: "I think... we're alone now."

Edited by ajprice on Sunday 5th October 20:18

Edited by ajprice on Monday 6th October 12:04

[lemmingjames]

Lucy - scarlett johanson latest sci fy, had promise but was such a let down

[ajprice]

Mega Python vs Gatoroid recording stopped before the end. What happens after Diego in the helicopter comes for the 2 women at the cave entrance, Debbie Gibson gets on the helicopter and Tiffany is on the ladder?

[Funkycoldribena]

ajprice said:

Mega Python vs Gatoroid recording stopped before the end. What happens after Diego in the helicopter comes for the 2 women at the cave entrance, Debbie Gibson gets on the helicopter and Tiffany is on the ladder?

Can't tell you...

[ajprice]

After not seeing the end of that I watched Attack of the Sabretooth. Think Jurassic Park with Sabretooth tigers, now think of something much much cheaper and worse than that. No spoilers, but the cgi in the ending was worthy of this https://www.youtube.com/user/Really3D?app=desktop. You'll know what I mean when you see it, it really was awful.