Bad Films I watched this weekend

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irocfan

40,389 posts

190 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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BlackpoolRock said:
Iron Sky on Netflix, so bad it's worth a watch.
Oh Iron Sky is great! (in a schlocky 'B' movie way). Looking forward to #2




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPwtDjzJMI

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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irocfan said:
GTIR said:
Stonados (No, not a Mexican film)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2494032/

Truly horrid!
the title didn't give it away??? Seriously one link away from that was this beaut - and 'other films like'

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2393174/?ref_=tt_rec_t...
"A stones throw to disaster" and "TV movie" is an even bigger hint! I assume that means it never got close to a cinema.

Bullett

10,881 posts

184 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Is that Hitler riding a T-Rex? Can't wait!

The first one was so bad it was good.


ajprice

27,453 posts

196 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Bullett said:
Is that Hitler riding a T-Rex? Can't wait!

The first one was so bad it was good.
Yes. The woman is Sarah Palin, who is a mutant hehe

The first one is a great bad film.

irocfan

40,389 posts

190 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Bullett said:
Is that Hitler riding a T-Rex? Can't wait!

The first one was so bad it was good.
even better - I think it's a zombie Hitler!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by irocfan on Wednesday 28th January 12:56

Scotty2

1,270 posts

266 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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I liked the "airlock" scene in Iron Sky 1

I fact I liked Iron Sky. Made in the style of 50's Sci Fi "B" movies. And it has Space Zeppelins...

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Bullett said:
Is that Hitler riding a T-Rex? Can't wait!

The first one was so bad it was good.
Woah woah - Hitler. T-Rex. WTF.

I must get that film!

ajprice

27,453 posts

196 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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james_tigerwoods said:
Woah woah - Hitler. T-Rex. WTF.

I must get that film!
Not out yet, its a trailer for the sequel.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPwtDjzJMI

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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ajprice said:
james_tigerwoods said:
Woah woah - Hitler. T-Rex. WTF.

I must get that film!
Not out yet, its a trailer for the sequel.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPwtDjzJMI
Ah. I misread that. smile

Martin4x4

6,506 posts

132 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Was just channel surfing and was stopped by a WTF moment. Is that really "Sharks attacking an Aircraft?" - Yes it was Sharknaido 2. How do they dream up this rubbish.

JonRB

74,518 posts

272 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Martin4x4 said:
Was just channel surfing and was stopped by a WTF moment. Is that really "Sharks attacking an Aircraft?" - Yes it was Sharknaido 2. How do they dream up this rubbish.
Because it's a B-movie that is deliberately trying to be bad. If it made you go "WTF?" then it is probably "Mission: Accomplished" for the people who made it.

iacabu

1,349 posts

149 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Spanna said:
The Zero Theorem.

Just, like, huh? I don't know what happened or what the goal of the film was. None of it made sense really. Matt Damon and Christoph Waltz can hope this one disappears from their CV.
Yep. Just, weird.

I was expecting a much better film with the actors in it. I even fell asleep for a bit and it made no difference to me following the story.

Edited by iacabu on Wednesday 28th January 23:07

qube_TA

8,402 posts

245 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Kingsmen - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2802144

Christ this was awful, difficult to really put into words how bad it is. It didn't seem to know whether to be James Bond or Austin Powers.

Has a daft crowbarred plot, clumsy CGI with this weird camera effect of constantly zooming in and out over speeded up jerky fight scenes and Sam L Jackson speaking with a lisp. It was the weird camera editing that grated the most, it's zipping all over the place all the time even when it wasn't an 'action' moment.

Baffles me why it seems to get good reviews.

It did have some lovely suits in it though, the only thing going for it.

Avoid, unless you're a child.

3/10






Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

154 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Red Dawn.How I made it to the end I will never know.3/10.

irocfan

40,389 posts

190 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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I made it through about 45/60 seconds of Attila (2013). Possibly the worst movie I've tried to watch
"When American soldiers inadvertently steal Attila the Hun's secret riches, the wrath of the barbarian is awakened; the mummified warrior will stop at nothing to kill the intruders." <shudder>

Park'O

656 posts

174 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Alien Abduction - shockingly bad. It's officially the worse film I have ever watched. It use to be The Banshee Chapters, but now it's this tripe.

Adrian W

13,858 posts

228 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Blades of glory, rubbish, I lasted 30 minutes it's dire

FourWheelDrift

88,494 posts

284 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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Right now, Ted.

sanguinary

1,346 posts

211 months

Saturday 31st January 2015
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FourWheelDrift said:
Right now, Ted.
I watched it tonight too. Must admit, I wasn't expecting much, but found it rather funny at times. It's just Family Guy but with people. And a stuffed bear.

Park'O

656 posts

174 months

Sunday 1st February 2015
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sanguinary said:
FourWheelDrift said:
Right now, Ted.
I watched it tonsupriseo. Must admit, I wasn't expecting much, but found it rather funny at times. It's just Family Guy but with people. And a stuffed bear.
It's comical in parts but the novelty of a foul mouth talking bear wears thin after an hour of watching and it just all becomes a bit silly.

I believe there is a Ted 2 coming out soon starring Liam Neeson which is quite a suprise. He doesn't normal feature in potential tripe.
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