Bad Films I watched this weekend
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groundcontrol said:
Stunned you actually managed to derive a plot from that. I couldn't tell what it was about, nothing as far as I could tell.
Oh I had to paraphrase the text on imdb or some other site. If I had not done that I would have needed to find a way to express white noise in written format.Maybe I should have just typed what you did
hebangsthedrums said:
The Sweeney (2012) - so bad it was funny. I'm pretty sure they get a generic cockernee caper script, then just add extra 'slaags' and 'princesses' whenever Ray Winstone is cast. Also Plan B - stick to music. Or maybe don't even do that...
Not fair on Plan B - the script was abysmal. He was extremely good in Harry Brown.papercup said:
Its a children's film - why are you watching it?
open to debate TBH - a 12a does allow children, however it doesn't necessarily make it a children's film (the source material on the other hand is most certainly not kiddies stuff)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ender%27s_Game
Top Dog
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2626460/
Football hooligan nonsense. Knew it was going to be bad when 2 characters walk in to a working mans club belonging to a rival and ask for '2 pints please'. Directed by Martin Kemp. He's a better actor. There's a completely unnecessary black and white montage of stuff that we've already seen too. Complete pish.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2626460/
Football hooligan nonsense. Knew it was going to be bad when 2 characters walk in to a working mans club belonging to a rival and ask for '2 pints please'. Directed by Martin Kemp. He's a better actor. There's a completely unnecessary black and white montage of stuff that we've already seen too. Complete pish.
groundcontrol said:
garyhun said:
The Tree of Life.
Brad Pitt, Sean Penna and Jessica Chastain (old Murph in Interstellar).
The story of a family in Texas, and especially the eldest son witnessing the loss of innocence and struggles with his parents' conflicting teachings.
It's pointlessness is only matched by its pretentiousness imo. 2/10
Stunned you actually managed to derive a plot from that. I couldn't tell what it was about, nothing as far as I could tell. Brad Pitt, Sean Penna and Jessica Chastain (old Murph in Interstellar).
The story of a family in Texas, and especially the eldest son witnessing the loss of innocence and struggles with his parents' conflicting teachings.
It's pointlessness is only matched by its pretentiousness imo. 2/10
toasty said:
chris watton said:
Hooli said:
The Deer Hunter, it was on TV sunday. Never seen it before & no idea at all why anyone likes it or raves about it as some do. Unmitigated ste. Drunk annoying yanks for 2 1/2 hours with a bit of badly done war film inbetween. No characters or anything, just utter dross.
This was one of the first videos I ever rented way back in 1983! I too found it boring (I was only 16, though) and have never watched it again since.Anyway... I watched that Tarantino thing: Death Proof last night.
Wow that's bad. Why can't his characters just shut up for a minute?
p1stonhead said:
Asterix said:
Johnnytheboy said:
Why can't his characters just shut up for a minute?
Because Tarantino believes his own hype and thinks he's fking Shakespeare - he's not, he's a gobste.Divergent - This kept popping up on my Amazon prime feed so I thought I would give it a go.
Big mistake.
It was awful.
Despite being 2+ hours it felt both rushed in the plot whilst the actual scenes dragged. The first hour plus was all training with no plot development (a lot like Enders game). The actual plot made little sense, there was no logic or reason behind why there were 5 factions or why the blues wanted to take over or why anyone submitted to the system. Why they used the sorting hat but could then pick any faction.
3/10
Big mistake.
It was awful.
Despite being 2+ hours it felt both rushed in the plot whilst the actual scenes dragged. The first hour plus was all training with no plot development (a lot like Enders game). The actual plot made little sense, there was no logic or reason behind why there were 5 factions or why the blues wanted to take over or why anyone submitted to the system. Why they used the sorting hat but could then pick any faction.
3/10
Bullett said:
Divergent - This kept popping up on my Amazon prime feed so I thought I would give it a go.
Big mistake.
It was awful.
Despite being 2+ hours it felt both rushed in the plot whilst the actual scenes dragged. The first hour plus was all training with no plot development (a lot like Ender's game). The actual plot made little sense, there was no logic or reason behind why there were 5 factions or why the blues wanted to take over or why anyone submitted to the system. Why they used the sorting hat but could then pick any faction.
3/10
While not fantastic, It was better than at least the first Hunger Games film, I thought - No idea why Hunger Games movie did so well in comparisonBig mistake.
It was awful.
Despite being 2+ hours it felt both rushed in the plot whilst the actual scenes dragged. The first hour plus was all training with no plot development (a lot like Ender's game). The actual plot made little sense, there was no logic or reason behind why there were 5 factions or why the blues wanted to take over or why anyone submitted to the system. Why they used the sorting hat but could then pick any faction.
3/10
(Yes, I have 3 daughters - No, I could not be bothered to leave the room when they were watching!)
Shadow Boxer
Just no. Even with full leave-brain-at-door-reality-suspended approach, it's just crap, especially the "chemistry" between Cuba Gooding Jr and Helen Mirren.
Just no. Even with full leave-brain-at-door-reality-suspended approach, it's just crap, especially the "chemistry" between Cuba Gooding Jr and Helen Mirren.
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