Bad Films I watched this weekend

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qube_TA

8,402 posts

245 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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chris watton said:
Watchman said:
Jupiter Ascending

Considering the money that was obviously poured into this film, why couldn't someone actually bother to provide a script with bit more depth than this? The CGI was, admittedly, very good but the script was thin and some of the actors were unconvincing.
I think that this sums up perfectly what's wrong with many films made for cinema today. frown
Yeah I think they get too bogged down with the abilities of the CGI people they forget that if you have crappy special FX but a great story no-one misses the CGI.


I watched 'The Internship' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2234155 this weekend.

It's a pointless paint by numbers gentle comedy, there's nothing original or interesting about any of it.
At least it wasn't as bad as Interstellar.

4/10


Pesty

42,655 posts

256 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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chris watton said:
SWoll said:
Pesty said:
Avengers age of ultron

2/10

Cliched, hackneyed and contrived.

Not often I get dissapointed at a movie, but left me actually annoyed at how bad it was.
Are you a fan of the Marvel films in general Pesty?
I think the trouble is saturation.

To me, Marvel is now to cinema what sugar is to the food industry. Just too much of it everywhere.
Yes I am., I really enjoyed avengers assemble.

Winter soldier not so much for very similar reasons to this.

I don't think its saturation*, just bad writing and too much deus ex machina. Too much of it was predictable.

  • i am getting a bit tired of joss's snappy dialogue. Quite often I'm finding it doesn't fit and it's just too snappy. That is very close to jumping the shark.

Edited by Pesty on Tuesday 5th May 23:48

SWoll

18,359 posts

258 months

Tuesday 5th May 2015
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Pesty said:
chris watton said:
SWoll said:
Pesty said:
Avengers age of ultron

2/10

Cliched, hackneyed and contrived.

Not often I get dissapointed at a movie, but left me actually annoyed at how bad it was.
Are you a fan of the Marvel films in general Pesty?
I think the trouble is saturation.

To me, Marvel is now to cinema what sugar is to the food industry. Just too much of it everywhere.
Yes I am., I really enjoyed avengers assemble.

Winter soldier not so much for very similar reasons to this.

I don't think its saturation*, just bad writing and too much duex ex machina. Too much of it was predictable.

  • i am getting a bit tired of joss's snappy dialogue. Quite often I'm finding it doesn't fit and it's just too snappy. That is very close to jumping the shark.
Fair enough, not seen Ultron yet and also getting a bit fatigued of the Marvel Universe so may have a similar view, although I did enjoy WS.

If you've not seen the Netflix Daredevil series yet I can highly recommend. Like nothing Marvel have done before and IMHO their best work.

Spanna

3,732 posts

176 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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SWoll said:
Fair enough, not seen Ultron yet and also getting a bit fatigued of the Marvel Universe so may have a similar view, although I did enjoy WS.

If you've not seen the Netflix Daredevil series yet I can highly recommend. Like nothing Marvel have done before and IMHO their best work.
I've only watched three episodes of it, but it's so much more grown up and serious and that's what I like.

Hammerhead

2,701 posts

254 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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Need for Speed. Needs a dustbin to sling the bluray.

Melman Giraffe

6,759 posts

218 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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I thought it was ok

papercup

2,490 posts

219 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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Pesty said:
chris watton said:
SWoll said:
Pesty said:
Avengers age of ultron

2/10

Cliched, hackneyed and contrived.

Not often I get dissapointed at a movie, but left me actually annoyed at how bad it was.
Are you a fan of the Marvel films in general Pesty?
I think the trouble is saturation.

To me, Marvel is now to cinema what sugar is to the food industry. Just too much of it everywhere.
Yes I am., I really enjoyed avengers assemble.

Winter soldier not so much for very similar reasons to this.

I don't think its saturation*, just bad writing and too much deus ex machina. Too much of it was predictable.

  • i am getting a bit tired of joss's snappy dialogue. Quite often I'm finding it doesn't fit and it's just too snappy. That is very close to jumping the shark.

Edited by Pesty on Tuesday 5th May 23:48
Honestly, that just reads like you are sick of Marvel stuff. This avengers film was much the same as the last one really. And Winter Soldier was better than both of them.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Thursday 7th May 2015
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Well Joss has moved on. Though I would expect the same level for the next one. Marvel are quite pernickty over the style of their films.

GarryDK

5,670 posts

158 months

Friday 8th May 2015
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Left Alone

Nick Cage a Pilot flying from JFK to London, When half way people suddenly vanish into thin air. Its happening all around the world and no one knows why.

1/10 absolute dog crap.

valiant

10,205 posts

160 months

Friday 8th May 2015
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A Good Day to Day Hard.

I don't think I've ever seen an actor sleepwalk his way through a film as much as Bruce Willis has in this. From start to finish it's as if he's got one eye on the departure lounge waiting to get the hell out of there.

And what's with the car chase? Totally implausible. Cars bouncing and flying in the air after slight taps from that armoured truck thing which escapes without a scratch despite hitting seemingly hundreds of cars.

A travesty compared to the previous four films.


Edited by valiant on Friday 8th May 18:32

Negative Creep

24,974 posts

227 months

Friday 8th May 2015
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valiant said:
A Good Day to Day Hard.

I don't think I've ever seen an actor sleepwalk his way through a film as much as Bruce Willis has in this. From start to finish it's as if he's got one eye on the departure lounge waiting to get the hell out of there.

And what's with the car chase? Totally implausible. Cars bouncing and flying in the air after slight taps from that armoured truck thing which escapes without a scratch despite hitting seemingly hundreds of cars.

A travesty compared to the previous three films.
Put simply - it isn't a Die Hard film, it's a film with John MacClane in it. This video sums it up perfectly in slightly more detail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mJqDiCu6eA

MX51ROD

2,749 posts

147 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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Started watching "House of cards" on Netflix , the Americans seem to think sprinkling the f word and c word throughout makes it better than the UK original .well they are wrong ,dug out my U.K. DVD box set ,better by far

Jader1973

3,988 posts

200 months

Saturday 9th May 2015
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Into the Woods.

A Disney adaptation of a stage musical (chosen by the wife).

Utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter, utter ste.

0/10.

cirian75

4,260 posts

233 months

Monday 11th May 2015
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Ghost in the Shell: Arise "Ghost Pain" the new Fumnation english dub

Its bloody awful, it looks good, buttttt for 20 years we've had the same voice actors do voices for GITS, but Fumnation are doing the dub rather than Manga USA, and the new voice actors are woefully poor, they are just reading lines, there's no voice acting here.

my advice, stop watching GITS when you get to Solid State, Arise deeply disappoints

Davie_GLA

6,521 posts

199 months

Monday 11th May 2015
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Has Sex Tape been mentioned yet?

Utter tosh.

iambeowulf

712 posts

172 months

Monday 11th May 2015
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Battle for Skyark.

No battle. No Skyark.
Just a bunch f kids running around an airplane graveyard.


curlyks2

1,030 posts

146 months

Tuesday 12th May 2015
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Pompeii. The barstard offspring of Gladiator and Dantes Peak, without the good bits from either.

Watchman

6,391 posts

245 months

Tuesday 12th May 2015
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X: Night of Vengence
On the basis that the main character was played by that beautiful Australian actress from Spartacus (Viva Bianca) I thought I'd give this one a go. Sure there was plenty of nudity to keep my attention for a short while but the very limited story is played out so slooowwwllly that I stopped watching and started surfing PH - a sure sign a film isn't a gripper.

It never really got going.

Kingsman
I'm not sure I approached this one right. My wife enjoyed it but I thought it was too silly with really crappy CGI and unbelievably bad acting from people who are normally superb. The main cast seemed entirely like fish out of water. SLJ's lisp was just daft, Colin is no James Bond, and Mark Strong's accent was distracting. And the main "kid" was someone I couldn't have cared less about.



I've got Arnold Schwarzenegger's Maggie to watch next. I'm slightly sceptical about it because it seems to be more a family drama than a "zombie" film (which is the actual background story). Having said that, his acting has been well received for a change.

opieoilman

4,408 posts

236 months

Tuesday 12th May 2015
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Davie_GLA said:
Has Sex Tape been mentioned yet?

Utter tosh.
One of the worst films I've seen in a long time. I lasted less than 30 minutes.

Edited by opieoilman on Tuesday 12th May 17:13

Tycho

11,584 posts

273 months

Tuesday 12th May 2015
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opieoilman said:
Davie_GLA said:
Has Sex Tape been mentioned yet?

Utter tosh.
One of the worst films I've seen in a long time. I lasted less than 30 minutes.

Edited by opieoilman on Tuesday 12th May 17:13
i did mention it earlier and it is indeed terrible. How a Sony made film ended up as a massive Apple advert is unbelievable. The film had no redeeming features.
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