Bad Films I watched this weekend

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chris watton

22,477 posts

261 months

Monday 24th February 2014
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Fast and Furious 6.

I have enjoyed all the other films in this franchise, but I sat totally emotionless throughout the whole film. It was/is quite awful.

Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Monday 24th February 2014
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drivin_me_nuts said:
I dozed off on the sofa this evening and woke to the sounds of Segal smacking someone hard. I've come to the conclusion that if you've seen one of his films, you've seen them all. The only thing that seems to change from one to the other is the thickness of his neck and the number of leather hides required to cover his frame.
I'm OK with 'Under Siege', and maybe even the sequel, but anything else is just pants. 'Executive Decision' is fine because they have the decency to kill him off early. But as an actor he's truly woeful, just watch the scene at the end of Under Siege where he's saluting at the graveside and going cross-eyed with the effort of 'acting'.

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

155 months

Monday 3rd March 2014
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Welcome to the Jungle,Van Damme comedy(!!!),oh dear this was bad,really bad,0/10.

mattyn1

5,772 posts

156 months

Tuesday 4th March 2014
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Halmyre said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
I dozed off on the sofa this evening and woke to the sounds of Segal smacking someone hard. I've come to the conclusion that if you've seen one of his films, you've seen them all. The only thing that seems to change from one to the other is the thickness of his neck and the number of leather hides required to cover his frame.
I'm OK with 'Under Siege', and maybe even the sequel, but anything else is just pants. 'Executive Decision' is fine because they have the decency to kill him off early. But as an actor he's truly woeful, just watch the scene at the end of Under Siege where he's saluting at the graveside and going cross-eyed with the effort of 'acting'.
I like his films - but just for the humour in watching him run! smile

Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Tuesday 4th March 2014
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Funkycoldribena said:
Welcome to the Jungle,Van Damme comedy(!!!),oh dear this was bad,really bad,0/10.
Have to admit, I've never been able to bring myself to watch any JCVD film. Better or worse than Segal?

ZesPak

24,435 posts

197 months

Tuesday 4th March 2014
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Halmyre said:
Have to admit, I've never been able to bring myself to watch any JCVD film. Better or worse than Segal?
I thought Bloodsport was enjoyable.

Oh I watched "the counselor" This weekend. Worst movie of 2013 for me, and I've seen a lot of them.

Raify

6,552 posts

249 months

Tuesday 4th March 2014
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Ender's Game. Sweet baby Jesus, it was awful.

Child actors and a script + story that makes NO sense at all.

RESSE

5,705 posts

222 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa.

0/10.

Don't bother with this film.


ZesPak

24,435 posts

197 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Raify said:
Ender's Game. Sweet baby Jesus, it was awful.

Child actors and a script + story that makes NO sense at all.
Was disappointed to say the least, especially since it's based on what is probably my favorite book series.
It felt like it was done by someone who didn't even bothered to read the books as well (I mean, really, Bean on the same vessel as Ender as a launchie? Really?).

Tiggsy

10,261 posts

253 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Halmyre said:
Funkycoldribena said:
Welcome to the Jungle,Van Damme comedy(!!!),oh dear this was bad,really bad,0/10.
Have to admit, I've never been able to bring myself to watch any JCVD film. Better or worse than Segal?
Blood Sport and Kickboxer where OK if you were 14 at the time...other than that, avoid!

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Universal Soldier was bearable...because of the sci-fi element...probably wouldn't wish to watch it now...

Pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Monday 10th March 2014
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Hard target


For god sake people best jcvd film ever

Double impact
Legionnaire
Nowhere to run

All good popcorn movies

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Best JCVD film evah?

Those beer adverts he now stars in. smile

ZesPak

24,435 posts

197 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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Halb said:
Best JCVD film evah?

Those beer adverts he now stars in. smile
Don't forget the Volvo split!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

DervVW

2,223 posts

140 months

Tuesday 11th March 2014
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ZesPak said:
Halb said:
Best JCVD film evah?

Those beer adverts he now stars in. smile
Don't forget the Volvo split!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
Have to appreciate that. He's no kid either

Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

175 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Enders' Game.

oh dear. Harrison what were you thinking....?

3/10

Daniel1

2,931 posts

199 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Nom de ploom said:
Enders' Game.

oh dear. Harrison what were you thinking....?

3/10
glad im not the only one who didn't really like this.

papercup

2,490 posts

220 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Daniel1 said:
Nom de ploom said:
Enders' Game.

oh dear. Harrison what were you thinking....?

3/10
glad im not the only one who didn't really like this.
Seemed to be aimed at children, with its young protagonists, sci-fi wish fulfillment, and moralising. I didn't hate it. I just didn't think it was for me...

Nurburgsingh

5,122 posts

239 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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ZesPak said:
Oh I watched "the counselor" This weekend. Worst movie of 2013 for me, and I've seen a lot of them.
this.

RESSE

5,705 posts

222 months

Friday 21st March 2014
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Cannonball Fever (1989).

A turd of a film.
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